Employer:
Symplicity [view profile]
Division:
N/A
Title:
Coffee fetcher (copy)
Description:
getting coffee 3 times per day and various other menial tasks as assigned.
Location:
Location

City
raleigh

State/Province
North Carolina

Country
United States


Position Type:
Internship
Work Authorization:
US Citizen, Permanent Resident, Student Visa, Other
Salary Level:
10.00 per hour
Qualifications:
must be good at walking and carrying several things at one time. should also be good at smiling even when you don't mean it.

Found this on NCSU's epack under "Job Leads."

7/29/2010 11:28:06 PM

7/29/2010 11:29:31 PM

i bet its got baller benifits

7/29/2010 11:36:47 PM

i bet you get lots of coffee

7/29/2010 11:37:24 PM

^Probably free coffee.

7/29/2010 11:37:25 PM

IS IT PAID?

7/29/2010 11:43:09 PM

10.00 per hour!

7/29/2010 11:43:49 PM

holy shit

I would like this job

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they'll probably only hire a pretty girl
assholes


[Edited on July 29, 2010 at 11:47 PM. Reason : I mean I guess if they're paying $10/hr for someone to get them coffee they should get a boner]

7/29/2010 11:46:32 PM

Thought it said coffee felcher

7/29/2010 11:48:22 PM

While hilarious, here are the other jobs listed in the "Job Leads" section

Jane's Test Job #2
Jane's New Fake Job (copy)
TEST Best Blogger 4 (do not apply)
Jane's New Fake Job
Position 1
Test Job
Jane's Fake Job (copy)
Coffee fetcher (copy)
TEST Best Blogger 3 (do not apply)
TEST Best Blogger V (do not apply) (copy)
Fake Engineer
TBD
TEST Best Blogger (do not apply)
TEST Best Blogger (do not apply)
Multiple Developer & Testing positions
Senior Hardware Engineer/Digital Design
Chemical Technician
Microbiology Technician
Fake Engineer (copy)
Jane's Fake Job

7/30/2010 4:17:20 AM