call him right now... before he changes his voicemail back. Srsly.

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7/31/2010 1:19:49 AM

I'm not cool enough to have Evan's phone number, yet.

7/31/2010 1:21:16 AM

I'm sorry dude. This is quality. If someone wants to record it, that would be good. It's his work voicemail, so he'll probably have to change it back or get a stern talking to.

7/31/2010 1:23:08 AM

details, plz.

I has no reception

7/31/2010 1:23:26 AM

We started mocking Evan for his extraordinarily gay vm... and he made it truly extraordinarily gayer.

7/31/2010 1:25:27 AM

but what if he answers?

Then it would be all awkward and shit...

7/31/2010 1:25:58 AM

I have instructed him not to answer his phone. I am holding his phone. I will end the call. Unless you want to talk to me.

7/31/2010 1:27:44 AM

I'm not cool enough to have Evan's phone number, yet.

7/31/2010 1:28:28 AM

Quote :

"yet."

7/31/2010 1:28:53 AM

brb, i have to pee. But I will be taking his phone with me.

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7/31/2010 1:29:25 AM

I mean, I figure I'm a decent guy...

7/31/2010 1:29:32 AM

I lol'd

7/31/2010 1:30:15 AM

I wanted to answer, but I didn't. I wanted to so bad.

7/31/2010 1:40:13 AM

i was wondering why it rang so much

7/31/2010 1:41:51 AM

Shit, I declined the call immediately. Also, Evan just called you cute. Just saying.

7/31/2010 1:45:43 AM

aww, so how many four Lokos has he had??!! lol

7/31/2010 1:46:38 AM

Fool is still finishing his first. I burned through mine about an hour ago and craving a second.

7/31/2010 1:49:01 AM

someone call me (202) 713-5094

7/31/2010 1:52:10 AM

1) dial evan on your phone
2) hit 'record audio' on evans phone
3) post to interwebs
...
4) profit

7/31/2010 1:55:43 AM

what is so special about evan's phone?

7/31/2010 1:56:46 AM

replace special with gay...

also, only 1 person has called. I'm disappointed.

7/31/2010 1:58:54 AM

callin now

7/31/2010 1:59:33 AM

bwaahaha, who just called from a 563 area code? COME FORTH!

7/31/2010 2:00:03 AM

el o el

7/31/2010 2:00:09 AM

that would be me

7/31/2010 2:00:31 AM

I SEE YOU TEXTIN

7/31/2010 2:03:09 AM

7/31/2010 2:05:19 AM

My voicemail is significantly less exciting.

7/31/2010 2:21:14 AM

so is this still something i should do?

[Edited on July 31, 2010 at 2:29 AM. Reason : I have the same reservations as bmel]

7/31/2010 2:27:30 AM

I made evan sear he won't answer. He's holding it now. He was going into phone withdrawal.

7/31/2010 2:31:31 AM

LOL this is after 1 Four Loko?

7/31/2010 2:35:18 AM

Yes, it's fucking embarassing, I know.

7/31/2010 2:36:04 AM

well I chugged 3/4 of one last Saturday and this was me a few minutes later...


lolol

7/31/2010 2:38:30 AM

Four Loko. I need to try me one. Looks like 10 gallons of fun in a 23.5oz can.

7/31/2010 2:39:58 AM

^ This is an excellent description, also I cackled at that series of pictures on fb.

7/31/2010 2:40:55 AM

^^^hahahahahaha

7/31/2010 2:41:31 AM

evan just said...

"All black people come with limit breaks. How do you think they got through the civil rights movement?"


Also,











[Edited on July 31, 2010 at 2:46 AM. Reason : I'm not premie.]

7/31/2010 2:44:43 AM

7/31/2010 3:00:23 AM

HOW DID YOU FIND THAT

7/31/2010 3:20:06 AM

^^ LMFAO

7/31/2010 3:24:18 AM

^^^HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

7/31/2010 3:28:01 AM

it's all because of Bloog

7/31/2010 3:38:58 AM

I'm not cool enough to have Evan's phone number, yet.

7/31/2010 3:40:26 AM

That video was lame until the last 10 seconds and then the LOLtomic bomb hit.

7/31/2010 4:08:38 AM

no it rocked from start to finish

7/31/2010 5:33:02 AM

I laughed until I cried.

THE SHIT IS GONNA GET ON YOUR BALL
NOW YOURE MAKING A MESS

7/31/2010 5:37:23 AM

7/31/2010 7:15:22 AM

Quote :

"All black people come with limit breaks. How do you think they got through the civil rights movement?"

um. we actually have a song for this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4o8TeqKhgY

7/31/2010 7:42:43 AM

Just to clarify, this was about Final Fantasy 7.

7/31/2010 10:47:16 AM

fat arms ITT

7/31/2010 10:48:49 AM