Quote :

"I'll slap a baby and Sunday morning, before you can get up for a while."

8/1/2010 5:38:47 PM

thats retarded

8/1/2010 5:39:17 PM

Quote :

"EAT UP MARTHA"

8/1/2010 5:44:12 PM

oh this is most excellent. my husband has this shit and some of them are HILARIOUS

8/1/2010 5:45:31 PM

Quote :

"Hey Alex, I don't know why here phoned up right now, but it's your birthday and your 29 which gives you a head start on me. Anyways your douche bag and you involves on top of me right now so I should probably go good news that all all. God. I was just like automatics of she. She would be yelling, but I have a the on the gag right now and she's like if I can. Shakeen right now, ohh my god, it's fantastic. Boy, I got a big deal. I'll send it to you anyways. Your 29 today. It's about 1 o'clock 115 in the morning and you're not answering your phone rightfully I understand because you're probably trash. If you are in bed. I will drive day. Arlington, Virginia, and point you win throat. Please, you should be. I was getting hammered right now. Anyways, I'm leaving you a really long voicemail because I don't know if like it's your birthday. Your best friend and I want to essay about that and if you don't call me on your birthday or my birthday and I don't care if I get okay, but I don't know if I could please."

8/1/2010 5:46:55 PM

I had one from "Mike the barber from Marilyn"

8/1/2010 5:48:26 PM

this is one I left for him when I butt dialed him a few days ago

Quote :

"Yet yeah see holes. I don't have anything and and and bye."

and another

Quote :

"Hey, I was calling to see if you're flying in this alternate gimme a call back."

Quote :

"Hi, but not money for a weekend. Add to go back order, me black bean chilli. See you soon."

Quote :

"Hey baby, after Brian picks up a knee m soccer practice thinking about my parents pick up the sparrows that my mama both for me. Learn look through my Quicken older ones of those that you know. Wanna take this weekend and but I need to go the Trader Joe's they want it all to bring like finer something to eat to the error ride it ever breaking they belong to. I said I would bring, like one and meet. Geez trite. I was gonna go get it. I don't know if you want to go with me. What I go and get stuff for you. The in this weekend or what, but just give me a call back."

Quote :

"Hey, it's. I think I'm going to get my portal changed. I haven't done that in a while and it's dude before we go out of town call me back."

[Edited on August 1, 2010 at 5:55 PM. Reason : more ]

8/1/2010 5:50:25 PM

Quote :

"It's I was for the field. Okay bye. Alright, thanks. Hey Matt, It's a lot. Bye bye hey hello them. Yeah, well, okay, yes, yeah. And thank you bye see you bye something like that, hi hello."

8/1/2010 6:19:14 PM

Quote :

" Hey Kris, this is Dad. I did take it one other really a remote Really I'm likely, but dangers just pop possibility, gimme a holler back bye. "

Quote :

" Hey, I'm not back. I hope the now. Bob well bye a lot on your show. "

8/1/2010 6:26:31 PM

oh hey

7/17/2013 3:39:22 PM

what are you 5 years old?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

7/17/2013 3:46:10 PM

Quote :

"To profit Manasseh, Jordan. I'm calling you because I don't know that you are in one of the most of these times of your life. You might be asking god you financial me. Or or even some things around, relationships, and family matters. This is why I'm calling you because God urge mean spoke to me about the waiting for you. Gate software partner me some of this standing on the sidelines praying that if he gave your needs will be net if you're ready to join my first class. Lightweight over thousands of people that you are the only one that's missing. I want to just press 0 so you can transfer so I can transfer this call to the pool closet and so this way I can have your information so I can begin to start praying for you non stop. If you really ready. .0 right now because I don't know that your new uncle is right around the corner. Your phone will be over, press 0 now to be transferred to the per class. To be removed from the school. Hey, press 3 now."

7/21/2013 11:27:15 PM

i don't think i've ever had one of these be even remotely correctly translated

[Edited on July 22, 2013 at 12:10 AM. Reason : every]

7/21/2013 11:38:26 PM

it makes me wonder why they don't just dump this feature

7/21/2013 11:42:24 PM

i can usually figure out the general idea of the message

7/21/2013 11:43:49 PM