I alway return wallets to the person who lost theirs. On multiple occasions I have gone out of my way to make sure someone gets their wallet back.

So what happens when I lose mine at harris teeter? The fuckers don't do shit.

Fuck karma.

8/2/2010 12:17:06 AM

8/2/2010 12:17:45 AM

what all was in it???

8/2/2010 12:18:44 AM

Good thing it was only your fucking-wallet and not your normal one.

8/2/2010 12:18:52 AM

DOES EVERYONE SEE

SEE WHAT MERBIG DID THERE????????????/

8/2/2010 12:19:23 AM

ROFL @ crispus

8/2/2010 12:21:45 AM

I maxXed out yuor visaa, but i culdn't get ur bank card to worrk. U JUst wate till i Figur out ure pinn #

8/2/2010 12:29:00 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WILyWmT2A-Q

8/2/2010 2:00:47 AM

welcome to america in a recession
i lost mine recently and had the cash cleaned out but the wallet returned

8/2/2010 2:37:34 AM

no such thing as karma.

If an old lady finds it, you'll get it back. If somebody who doesn't give a shit finds it then you won't. Maybe nobody found it.

No such thing as karma, luck or any of that horse shit

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/2/2010 2:38:43 AM

There is definitely no such thing as karma. I only do good things for people and I get shit on all the time.

I'm always willing to lend people money, but when I need money they're never there.
I'm always willing to lend a helping hand, but when I need one they're never there.
I'm always willing to lend people my trust, but when I need trust I'm always fucked over.

8/2/2010 2:53:05 AM

Sup Jay?

8/2/2010 3:09:06 AM

I'd be okay with someone taking the cash and still returning it. It's such a fucking hassle to get new cards and licenses and insurance shit. I never carry more than like 20 in cash anyway

8/2/2010 7:45:20 AM

that's because you a broke ass bitch

8/2/2010 7:47:27 AM

The worst part is that I have to wait like 10 business days for my new license to arrive. I don't have any old forms of ID so I can't buy alcohol. It's like I slip into purgatory until my new shit arrives.

8/2/2010 8:19:11 AM

Did you leave it in El Segundo?

8/2/2010 8:30:40 AM

Not having your license sucks. But not being able to buy alcohol? You get the world's smallest violin for that one, Chester.

8/2/2010 9:55:00 AM

what else do you use your license for?

8/2/2010 9:56:37 AM

^^ quit acting like you wouldn't be pissed off at that either.

8/2/2010 10:36:12 AM

karma doesn't help you when you're actually, specifically looking for it

but it helps you on random-ass occasions when it really comes in handy

at least that's my experience

8/2/2010 11:13:31 AM

^^ I'd be more concerned about not being able to drive anywhere. If your priorities are that alcohol > driving, then you're a stupid motherfucker.

8/2/2010 11:24:58 AM

I would like a non-fucking wallet, please. /raped by wallet

8/2/2010 11:30:52 AM

oh wait...nm

[Edited on August 2, 2010 at 11:34 AM. Reason : /]

8/2/2010 11:32:31 AM

My priorities are alcohol + driving so I guess I'm double-fucked

8/2/2010 12:48:00 PM

FUCKING MIRACLES

8/2/2010 1:24:48 PM

maybe magoo stole it

8/2/2010 1:25:32 PM

8/2/2010 1:26:36 PM

8/2/2010 2:12:51 PM

i was gonna ask if the Harris Teeter was in El Segundo, but indy beat me to it

8/2/2010 2:37:38 PM

Quote :

"^^ I'd be more concerned about not being able to drive anywhere. If your priorities are that alcohol > driving, then you're a stupid motherfucker. "

you can drive with out a liscense in hand... I've had to have the officer look up my info before.

8/2/2010 3:26:07 PM

^^i was gonna say "what!? I said el segundo!" but I see he put a link that I guess was the song

8/2/2010 3:34:07 PM

8/2/2010 3:43:16 PM

I have a few convenience stores where pretty much everyone works there knows me and has sold me beer

So if I were to lose my license, being able to buy beer wouldn't really be a problem

Whats the lesson in all of this? Get to know your local convenience store workers, or at minimum get to the point where you buy beer from them and they don't even think about carding you

8/2/2010 3:51:09 PM

I've used my passport to buy beer when I've lost my license

People look at me like I'm trying to use my VIC card

8/2/2010 3:54:20 PM

I would have just assumed you had a DWI

8/2/2010 3:59:36 PM

^^^ The only problem is that I goto Harris Teeter/Food Lion to buy alcohol because it's significantly cheaper than at a convenience store. With so many workers, there isn't much opportunity to strike up a report with any workers.

8/2/2010 5:05:09 PM

a tps report

8/2/2010 5:10:01 PM

report

8/2/2010 6:08:28 PM

Quote :

"This video contains content from Vevo, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."

Now Costa Rica is fuckin with my ability to get Tribe Called Quest-related posts on TWW. Only 8 more days...

8/2/2010 8:30:51 PM

Quote :

"i lost mine recently and had the cash cleaned out but the wallet returned"

Especially if it is <$20 it is understood that it will be returned sans cash.

8/2/2010 9:14:38 PM