BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
had to be made 8/3/2010 5:26:44 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
it didnt 8/3/2010 5:27:16 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
not really 8/3/2010 5:27:17 PM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
you both lie 8/3/2010 5:28:32 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
not it 8/3/2010 5:28:34 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Jeepin will blow you for season 4 of Rescue Me on DVD
[Edited on August 3, 2010 at 5:29 PM. Reason : x] 8/3/2010 5:28:55 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
better add both volumes of season 5 if you want your balls held. 8/3/2010 5:30:10 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
There's a girl in Wilmington, who goes by the name as Candy Ash (her real name is Ashley). You can find her at Pure Gold between 10 and 12 on Wednesdays and Fridays. She's a cute girl. Anyway, tell her merbig sent you, and you get a buy one get one free.
If you're confused about how to say my name, the 'E' is soft, so don't say the 'me' in 'merbig' like you would say the word 'me.' It might sound kind of confusing, but just go with it.
Anyway, her normal rates are 55 for the first BJ and 45 after the second. It's a $10 for the paperwork (vaccinations, tests, weight, blood pressure). It's a bit pricey, but she'll slob on your knob like a 3 year old on the last lollipop in the world!
[Edited on August 3, 2010 at 6:46 PM. Reason : FUCK] 8/3/2010 6:37:08 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
She said her name Shanita You can tell her momma feed her 8/3/2010 6:43:59 PM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "It's a $10 for the paperwork (vaccinations, tests, weight, blood pressure)" |
is she running a kennel8/3/2010 7:00:07 PM |
Solinari All American 16957 Posts user info edit post |
bitches 8/3/2010 7:12:51 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
She's got a protect her business. And when selling pussy is your business, you do what you got to do! 8/3/2010 7:41:50 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
I'll do this on the sole condition that you actually bathe properly this time. 8/3/2010 7:44:24 PM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
is she scared some random cock is going to ruin her BMI or some guy weighs more than his drivers license says and the dick goes*b00m* now she's got high blood pressure
does she understand how anything works? and spare us "She's a med student so she's smart!" bullshit. all strippers are doctors or lawyers in the making 8/3/2010 8:25:30 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Anyway, her normal rates are 55 for the first BJ and 45 after the second." |
You're getting ripped off BIG TIME.8/3/2010 8:32:13 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Look man. She doesn't have health insurance. She's not risking shit. If you can prove that you're STDs free and drug free, maybe I can convince her to waive the $10 fee, but she may not be willing to swallow.
^ Hey man. Anyone can find some hood rat with a cocaine addiction who will suck your dick for a line of coke, if you're into dry, half-assed blow jobs. But if you want quality, you got to pay for it! 8/3/2010 8:48:21 PM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
so your whore is screening out drug users? where's the genetic anomaly test? does she realize that she can't get high from mouth sex with a burnout?
it's a pretty safe bet to assume anyone who would pass the weight "test" wouldn't need to rent out warm flesh to nut in in the first place
and what the fuck is bloodpressure on there for? exactly where does she say "no thanks" to some gum lovin? anything over "normal"? "High/borderline?" why doesn't she specify before hand if she's going to bother going through with the streetwaker equivalent of the NFL combine?
and what's her problem not doing a full cardio series beforehand? some dude could have a murmur or a latent HOCM issue and because she didn't do an ultra-sound with EKG she doesn't know it and next thing she knows she's coming down with feline leukemia or whatever the fuck it is you get by blowing a dude with a resting heart rate over 90bpm 8/3/2010 9:07:52 PM |