BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
they weren't lieing in those commercials... no tug or pull, feels like shaving with air 8/3/2010 6:35:09 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
I shave with fire. 8/3/2010 6:35:41 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
I shave with sulfur.....
Molten SULFUR! 8/3/2010 6:36:31 PM |
indy All American 3624 Posts user info edit post |
I don't shave. 8/3/2010 6:37:28 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
I shave with a roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris. 8/3/2010 6:39:18 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
Damn that's a close shave
[Edited on August 3, 2010 at 6:43 PM. Reason : *] 8/3/2010 6:41:11 PM |
freshmeat All American 1102 Posts user info edit post |
http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=574643 8/3/2010 7:02:36 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
linking properly is hard 8/3/2010 7:06:09 PM |
Solinari All American 16957 Posts user info edit post |
I shave with a garden shovel 8/3/2010 7:08:07 PM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
fuck the lounge and improper linking 8/3/2010 8:58:11 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
use the razor 3-4 times. youll see
[Edited on August 3, 2010 at 9:31 PM. Reason : ;l] 8/3/2010 9:17:57 PM |
tripleD4u All American 6247 Posts user info edit post |
^ 8/3/2010 9:24:10 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
wait... bigego can grow a beard?
[Edited on August 3, 2010 at 9:27 PM. Reason : that seems unlikely] 8/3/2010 9:27:01 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
i thought you had to be this tall to shave -
- 8/3/2010 9:33:03 PM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "wait... bigego can grow a beard?" |
a shitty one. most of it's blonde thanks to the blonde hair on my head.8/4/2010 1:03:00 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
damn thats a low price
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 8/4/2010 1:04:31 AM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
8/4/2010 7:35:02 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
there's no way it's as good as shaving with a DE razor (or a straight razor, for that matter, but i'm not man enough to shave with one)
it's just...impossible 8/4/2010 8:12:21 AM |
Wraith All American 27246 Posts user info edit post |
How much do do the razor cartridges cost for it? A regular Mach 3 pack of 5 cartridges is like $13, which is already ridiculous. 8/4/2010 9:41:08 AM |
TKE-Teg All American 43402 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "use the razor 3-4 times. youll see" |
and how's that different than any other razor?8/4/2010 9:43:27 AM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
single blade is all ya need.
75a: George Carlin / Billy Preston, Janis Ian
Triple-Trac
Announcer.....Andrew Duncan Caveman.....Al Franken
[ FADE IN on a caveman on his knees by a river ]
Announcer (V/O): In the dawn of civilization, long before the Bronze Age, man first began his search for the close shave.
[ The caveman takes a club and hits himself in the face. DISSOLVE to the announcer speaking to the camera against a black background ]
Announcer: Since then, man has been ardently striding to design the perfect shaving instrument.
[ Shots of various razors are shown ]
Announcer (V/O): From the straight razor, to the safety razor, to the injector system, amd finally the highly acclaimed twinblade cartridge.
[ The announcer picks up a twinblade and shows it to the camera ]
Announcer: Almost perfect, yet not quite the superlative groom. Introducing the Triple-Trac.
[ DISSOLVE to a close-up of the three-bladed Triple-Trac razor ]
Announcer (V/O): Not just two blades in one system, but three stainless, platinum teflex-coated blades melded together to form one incredible shaving cartridge, easily fitted into your old twinblade holder. Triple-Trac's triple-threat cartridge, with more close shaves than ever before. Here's how it works.
[ DISSOLVE to a cartoon showing a how the Triple-Trac shaves a whisker ]
Announcer (V/O): The first blade grabs at the whisker, tugging it away from your face to protect it from the second blade.
[ The cartoon shows how the Triple-Trac yanks painfully at the whisker ]
Announcer (V/O): Blade number two catches and digs into the stubble before it has the chance to snap back and injure you, pulling it farther out so that it is now ready for shearing.
[ The cartoon shows an even more painful whisker-yanking ]
Announcer (V/O): Triple-Trac's third blade, a finely-honed bonded platinum instrument, cuts cleanly through the whisker at its base, leaving your face as smooth as a billiard ball.
[ Finally, the cartoon shows the Triple-Trac completely shaving the whisker ]
[ DISSOLVE back to the announcer against the black background, holding up a Triple-Trac ]
Announcer: The Triple-Trac. Because you'll believe anything.
[ FADE ] 8/4/2010 9:48:53 AM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Sounds like lube. 8/4/2010 10:03:12 AM |