...I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino.

8/4/2010 9:52:22 AM

hard to believe you are single.

8/4/2010 10:14:56 AM

Well...I guess technically I am single...for the time being.

And my wimmens find me hilarious...they aren't offended.

It's a Point Break quote anyway, you turdpile.

8/4/2010 11:34:55 AM

Yes - cause nothing makes them moist like quoting a shitty movie

8/4/2010 12:25:22 PM

^ It's true. I quote Jerry Maguire and it makes women coo.

8/4/2010 12:26:28 PM

I read this and thought, "I swear this has been done before."

By you, apparently.

message_topic.aspx?topic=586153

8/4/2010 12:28:42 PM

Apparently one of the times was a misquote.

8/4/2010 12:29:44 PM

This thread is horrible, but I guess it beats his hundreds of threads about a dump he just took or wanting to take a dump or taking a dump in your pants, and hey I'm glad Spontaneous is posting again

8/4/2010 12:30:51 PM

get some food brah

problem solved

[Edited on August 4, 2010 at 12:32 PM. Reason : ^ hey now, dump threads are an illumination on the human condition. don't hate]

8/4/2010 12:31:37 PM

Quote :

"I read this and thought, "I swear this has been done before." By you, apparently. message_topic.aspx?topic=586153"

Stay Home

8/4/2010 12:32:15 PM

What's up, Ernie?

8/4/2010 12:34:58 PM

This guy is like the BubbleBobble of dump threads

8/4/2010 12:34:59 PM

I'm so hungry I could ride a horse. I don't get it. Well, I could ride it to the store, I guess.

8/4/2010 12:52:43 PM

third world problems

8/4/2010 12:55:43 PM

Quote :

"^ hey now, dump threads are an illumination on the human condition. don't hate"

Precisely. And if you can't find some sort of humor in the human condition, specifically a necessary activity such as defecation, one which most people find humiliating...then I say that condition holds you hostage in some fashion...for you are never truly free until you can accept that which is inevitable. If you can make light of it, even better!

hunger is sated...copious quantities of Mexican food! Beware the impending doom...

8/4/2010 1:37:11 PM

Once again, I need foods. Lots and lots of foods!

8/5/2010 9:07:40 AM

(have you checked your inbox today?)

8/5/2010 9:11:39 AM

bad form.

shoulda waited on

HOW HUNGRY ARE YOU?

8/5/2010 9:49:06 AM

hardees made from scratch biscuits hungry

8/5/2010 9:49:48 AM

URITE

8/5/2010 9:50:22 AM

i know i'm right

buy enough to share

8/5/2010 9:50:48 AM

imma get like 6 biscuits. then eat them all myself.

8/5/2010 9:51:09 AM

I got one of them turkey and swiss on wheat sammiches from the local Stop 'n Rob. It was marginally satisfying. Bohangles woulda been much better.

8/5/2010 10:37:03 AM