Here we share the stories of times we had sex that were really disappointing.

For example:

There was this girl I was into for years. It was one of those situations where she was the girl I was into and it was one of those situations where a guy is super into a girl and she think of him as a best friend. Well a one day I manned the fuck up and batted a thousand. We started making out and she told me she had been waiting for this and it looked like everything was great.

Well when we eventually got naked her body looked great but every where on her felt like an excessively used bean bag chair. They chemistry was there and everything but I couldn't get past that feel. The next day we had a DTR and I told her we should just be friends. That was 5 years ago, and we have since talked only a handful of times.

Certainly i'm not alone here

8/9/2010 11:19:53 AM

that's not very nice, guy

8/9/2010 11:20:20 AM

this might be a thread for your partners moreso than for yourself

8/9/2010 11:21:23 AM

i think 80% of my bad encounters involve said girl talking shit about how good she is and then when we get down to the deed, she lays there and makes it an awful, painful experience.

8/9/2010 11:22:18 AM

MrGayGuy7

amirite?

8/9/2010 11:22:57 AM

Only a couple girls I have been with have fell perfectly into my preconceived notion.

8/9/2010 11:25:20 AM

its always disappointing when the chick dont suck dick

8/9/2010 11:25:45 AM

the one guy that lasted all of 15 seconds...

and that was a grand total over the span of 3 different different encounters

8/9/2010 11:25:51 AM

Aww, it just means he thought you were super hot. I don't really know why he did, but that's what he was thinking.

8/9/2010 11:26:44 AM

you must have liked him a lot

8/9/2010 11:26:49 AM

Quote :

"The next day we had a DTR"

who the fuck says that

8/9/2010 11:27:10 AM

not me, I don't even know what DTR stands for and urbandictionary is too far for my mouse to travel

8/9/2010 11:28:14 AM

Define The Relationship

8/9/2010 11:29:12 AM

Really Disappointing Thread Encounters

8/9/2010 11:29:27 AM

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8/9/2010 11:30:05 AM

Quote :

"Well when we eventually got naked her body looked great but every where on her felt like an excessively used bean bag chair"

what the hell does this even mean?

8/9/2010 11:30:20 AM

DTR = define the relationship

8/9/2010 11:31:08 AM

Means he couldn't get it up, so really the post needs to be rewritten from the girl's perspective

8/9/2010 11:31:10 AM

what would you have rather me said "the next day we had a really long discussion about our feelings that was awkward, painful, and entirely necessary." sorry, but DTR was pretty acceptable there.

Once the bubble was popped there was no way I could just go back or be interested any more. My desires were gone in their entirety


^I mean we had sex for a while, that wasn't the problem. I just had no desire to have sex with her again.


V Dead on. Her body looked really nice but it was soft and lacking any sense of firmness. Clay is soft and can be needed but is firm to a degree. She was as firm as a bean bag chair that had half of its white Styrofoam beads let out.
[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 11:32 AM. Reason : little peter]

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 11:34 AM. Reason : /]

8/9/2010 11:31:15 AM

Quote :

"what the hell does this even mean?"

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Does that mean she looked like she had a great body but it was soft? I don't get it... And really, DTR is well known enough to use as an acronym?

8/9/2010 11:32:09 AM

Yes, I would much rather you had said that. It is much more communicative and evocative than "we had a DTR," which is lazy and stupid and makes you sound like a douchebag.

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 11:32 AM. Reason : ...]

8/9/2010 11:32:23 AM

I was right.

8/9/2010 11:33:04 AM

^^

what does an overly used bean bag chair feel like? I don't really understand what's going on in this story

8/9/2010 11:35:44 AM

this seems like an ok thread to ask this question. is it a dick move on my part if i slept with a girl but the next morning i got up first and then ended up leaving without coming back and saying goodbye? even if it was just a casual sexual encounter?

part of me feels like a dick, but my ride was leaving.

8/9/2010 11:36:13 AM

Quote :

"every where on her felt like an excessively used bean bag chair"

would you describe the breast as a bag of sand?[

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 11:37 AM. Reason : +Q]

8/9/2010 11:36:22 AM

DTR =

Quote :

" DISAPPOINTING THREAD ENCOUNTER"

8/9/2010 11:36:25 AM

I'm thinking the bean bag reference means, as NyM stated, a girl who is "skinny fat" in that her body looks good but has poor composition, relatively little vascular mass and soft pouches of subcutaneous fat where there should be toned muscle.

In short, she looks much better than she feels. We've all been there and it can be somewhat of a deal breaker when it feels like you're fucking Stretch Armstrong.

8/9/2010 11:36:32 AM

problem solved:

8/9/2010 11:36:47 AM

you kids and your silly texting lingo...

in my day we called it "the talk"...

8/9/2010 11:37:03 AM

I'm...I'm sorry, you just didn't put the lotion on your skin

8/9/2010 11:37:57 AM

Quote :

"even if it was just a casual sexual encounter?"

No not a dick move. Goodbyes are not casual, so if it is just casual no need for a goodbye.


^X an overused bean bag chair is what i said above. It is used so much that all of the white beads start to move out and there is more air than substance. the bag retains its shape and looks comfortable but you are often surprised and disappointed when you actually sit down.

Also see what slave famous has said.

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 11:39 AM. Reason : mr. famous]

8/9/2010 11:38:38 AM

So what the OP is saying is that he fell in love with a fledgling fatty?

8/9/2010 11:38:56 AM

4^.

Quote :

"i think 80% of my bad encounters involve said girl talking shit about how good she is and then when we get down to the deed, she lays there and makes it an awful, painful experience."

this.

8/9/2010 11:39:27 AM

1) bj from egyeyes

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/9/2010 11:40:16 AM

Quote :

"this seems like an ok thread to ask this question. is it a dick move on my part if i slept with a girl but the next morning i got up first and then ended up leaving without coming back and saying goodbye? even if it was just a casual sexual encounter? part of me feels like a dick, but my ride was leaving."

Totally acceptable.

8/9/2010 11:40:46 AM

aha oh shit wrong thread

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 11:44 AM. Reason : OOP]

8/9/2010 11:42:34 AM

^^^ HEY HEY HEY BUDDY!!

8/9/2010 11:43:01 AM

how you gonna care about a chick's body tone?

chicks go into 2 categories as far as fitness is concerned

fat and not fat

if you're fat, you're out, if you're not fat then there's a thousand opportunities for you to be cool

8/9/2010 11:44:02 AM

i'm usually disappointed in the ones where i'm hammered...


that being said...i get disappointed a lot

8/9/2010 11:44:06 AM

this one time with this girl who was older than me, she was hammered. she thought we were having sex, but she was at the end of the bed using a footboard post and then she fell over after a couple minutes and fell asleep mumbling something about being disappointed

8/9/2010 11:45:51 AM

good lord, is that true?

8/9/2010 11:46:34 AM

i'm pretty sure he was taking a shot at me...

but i've never screwed a bed post

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 11:48 AM. Reason : or grimx]

8/9/2010 11:48:21 AM

she was really hammered

and i'd like to point out:

Quote :

"the one guy that lasted all of 15 seconds... and that was a grand total over the span of 3 different different encounters "

i can understand two times, cause you give him the benefit of the doubt of a bad night, but three times???

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 11:53 AM. Reason : cmon now]

8/9/2010 11:50:08 AM

i was drunk that year....i really have no other explanation

8/9/2010 11:56:50 AM

there's been a couple of times where i didnt last but maybe 30 seconds, lol


but im quick to recover thank god

8/9/2010 11:59:19 AM

All About LP

8/9/2010 11:59:30 AM

I have given someone a disappointing sexual encounter before. We had been drinking for about 10 hours and of course we went home together. Needless to say the alcohol affected my performance. We ended up awkwardly passing out on each other and I woke up the next day with about 30 minutes to get to my orbitals test.

I later made up for the awful transgression. I'm glad she gave me a second chance to redeem myself.

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 12:01 PM. Reason : smiley change]

8/9/2010 12:00:11 PM

I prefer the ones where you think it's going to be average and that shit turns into porn star status.

8/9/2010 12:00:12 PM

why didn't you get him drunk to help him last longer?



i think the worst experiences involve girls that are dead fish in the sack. I've had much better experiences with 6's that enjoy fucking and know how as opposed to 8's or 9's that lay there lifeless like a cpr dummy.

8/9/2010 12:01:49 PM

One minute...two minutes...3 minutes
Hell naw, to please me you gotta sleep in it

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 12:02 PM. Reason : ^youve never had an 8 or 9]

8/9/2010 12:02:15 PM