Not that I ever could...though once in the woods, I had to go so bad a stream shot out of my ass on my way to the crouching position. Hit the ground about 5 feet behind me. DAMN.

8/10/2010 12:18:28 PM

poopthread

8/10/2010 12:19:04 PM

fucking pot standers

8/10/2010 1:20:35 PM

pffh id pay money to see this unoriginal crap get more popular than my parody thread

8/10/2010 1:22:37 PM

The only time I ever shit standing up was that one time in that parking deck in Gatlinburg. It was over in the corner and I didn't think anyone would notice. It ran down the wall

I saw some people taking pictures of it later.

8/10/2010 1:41:30 PM

^ gg

8/10/2010 2:39:17 PM

zxappeal - what thrill, satisfaction do you get from making these threads?

Do you want pity for your "pain"? Pity for your addiction? Do you want other drug users to think your cool?

Answer this clear, and direct question.

8/10/2010 2:42:10 PM

I just love to rile you up. Go learn some proper grammar and punctuation, you pedophile assmonger.

8/10/2010 2:54:40 PM

clueless

8/10/2010 3:03:27 PM

Perhaps. But you love me anyway.

8/10/2010 3:39:52 PM

poopfeet?

8/10/2010 3:41:51 PM

8/10/2010 4:19:35 PM

Even though this thread is a parody, I like it better than the original.

8/10/2010 10:39:27 PM