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cheezitman
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AGE: 24


BIO: I would describe myself as a very ambitious hardworking and sincere girl.

EDUCATION: HIGH SCHOOL

DA FUCK?

8/19/2010 1:57:01 AM

JTMONEYNCSU
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8/19/2010 1:58:04 AM

cheezitman
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8/19/2010 1:59:54 AM

mawle427
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Maybe that is the highest level completed, so that's what she put. Shit, I didn't get a post-high scool degree until i was 27.

And yeah, i left that there intentionally. I thought it was fitting for the thread.

8/19/2010 2:00:21 AM

saps852
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Haha you're on match.com

8/19/2010 2:02:51 AM

cheezitman
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^ LOL, i just have a stalker profile to browse the candiDDates

8/19/2010 2:04:33 AM

saps852
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Hahaha Hahaha

8/19/2010 2:08:37 AM

Jen
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i met this awesome chick a couple of weeks ago and were discussing online dating. She said she went on a date with a guy who said he was 5'10 but when he got there he was shorter then her at ~5'6


Her: You said you were taller
Him: But I get real tall when I stand on my wallet

8/19/2010 6:35:27 AM

LivinProof78
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"Are you married?"

"No but I have a very serious boyfriend."

"Would a brand new Tahoe change that?"

[Edited on August 19, 2010 at 7:05 AM. Reason : asdfd]

8/19/2010 7:04:40 AM

Jen
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i <3 LP78

8/19/2010 7:19:15 AM

EMCE
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Where do you go for online dating, Jen?

That's where I need to sign up.

8/19/2010 7:22:29 AM

Pikey
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My semen cures cancer.



Unfortunately, I have AIDS.

8/19/2010 8:30:04 AM

Jeepin4x4
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Quote :
"i met this awesome chick a couple of weeks ago and were discussing online dating. She said she went on a date with a guy who said he was 5'10 but when he got there he was shorter then her at ~5'6"


I feel like i'd show up to a date and the girl would be like "man, you are 6' just like you said. and normal just like you said. this isn't weird at all, and that's weird. see ya"

8/19/2010 10:29:46 AM

LunaK
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^ lolwut?

8/19/2010 10:30:58 AM

Jeepin4x4
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lolyah

8/19/2010 10:32:00 AM

dharney
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women love me

8/19/2010 10:32:28 AM

quagmire02
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men love me

8/19/2010 10:58:32 AM

Jeepin4x4
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Girls who love me
Girls who hate me
Girls who never really rate me
Come on out and celebrate me

8/19/2010 11:02:10 AM

Slave Famous
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College is overrated

What did you really learn there?

I work with three people who never took a college course

Stupid as shit, rich as fuck, and proud of it

[Edited on August 19, 2010 at 11:10 AM. Reason : x]

8/19/2010 11:09:42 AM

wdprice3
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^maybe for easy majors. real majors pay you back in the end.

8/19/2010 11:28:14 AM

G.O.D
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^^ Rich rednecks are some of my favorite ppl!

8/19/2010 11:45:54 AM

smoothcrim
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^^ I have no degree and make more, soon to be on the order of double most of my friends with "real majors," including nuclear engineering, physics, computer science, and more bio-something or other than I can count.

school is in large part for suckers

8/19/2010 1:50:17 PM

TKEshultz
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Quote :
"My semen cures cancer.



Unfortunately, I have AIDS."

8/19/2010 2:00:48 PM

theDuke866
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"^^ Rich rednecks are some of my favorite ppl!"


haha, there's a friend of my family who dropped out of school in the 8th grade.

He has an awesome house on a sizable plot of land, with a nice, large swimming pool out back...a nice offshore fishing boat, nice cars and motorcycles, and a Beechcraft Bonanza (couple hundred thousand dollar airplane). I think he has a beach house, too.

...all paid for by the auto salvage business he started.

8/19/2010 4:08:35 PM

th3oretecht
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""Are you married?"

"No but I have a very serious boyfriend."

"Would a brand new Tahoe change that?""


LOL

8/19/2010 4:10:12 PM

NCJockGirl
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im on match.com
i cry every time i look and there are no emails
then i think to myself...omg im going to be alone forever

8/19/2010 4:58:04 PM

Spontaneous
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8/19/2010 5:26:36 PM

Joie
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i was looking for a different clip but i found this one:


8/19/2010 5:31:11 PM

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