Never of myself. Always other people.


I just want to stay on his good side. I have skeletons in my closet.

8/19/2010 8:43:56 AM

I know what you mean, man. I take his mother out to a nice seafood dinner every week and I make sure to call her back.

8/19/2010 8:44:38 AM

I know you know what I know

And I know you shouldn't say such things.

8/19/2010 8:52:27 AM

dorothy mantooth is a saint

8/19/2010 8:56:03 AM

I'm not sure what an internet gangster is...

But he is one

8/19/2010 10:15:41 AM

which reminds me

i didn't receive last week's delivery

8/19/2010 5:05:05 PM

give me some time, sir

the freshmen are just now signing up. I need some tiiiiiiiime

8/19/2010 7:43:38 PM

bttt

9/8/2010 9:56:58 PM

oh goddamn


I have a feeling that this might get out of hand
And I will be blamed for making a thread a month ago...
even though I am innocent

9/8/2010 9:59:57 PM

I take nude pics of my emaciated Guatemalan neighbor with ovarian cancer and send them to people claiming them to be of khcadwal to throw them off her scent so I have a better chance of winning her affection

9/8/2010 10:01:13 PM

i wouldn't do that to you EMCE

i know you won't believe this, but i honestly didn't think before i bttt'd this thread

but i now understand that it might have made you nervous

9/8/2010 10:01:51 PM

I believe you sir


I believe you

9/8/2010 10:04:47 PM

in hindsight it is pretty funny though

aha

9/8/2010 10:05:39 PM

Quote :

"hindsight"

9/8/2010 10:09:25 PM

you just want a second opinion of how other dudez look dont you. i guess i understand

9/8/2010 10:49:00 PM

shut up, and go fuck that wonky-ass cave bitch of yours

9/8/2010 10:50:43 PM

ill fuck what i want when i want.

im the one that tells you what to do remember.

9/8/2010 10:52:35 PM

sure thing chief

please, be my mentor, so that I can grow up to be a successful member of society like yourself

9/8/2010 10:54:18 PM

well this got out of hand quickly

9/8/2010 11:07:03 PM

any thread the OP makes is a fucking train wreck and no where close to funny anyway.

9/8/2010 11:26:56 PM

am i supposed to apologize to each and every person that isn't in on the joke?

9/8/2010 11:27:41 PM

no sir. i think you are good people. ill back out of this thread. cheers sir

9/8/2010 11:30:42 PM

He seems to think that my ass has made an appearence on tww.

9/8/2010 11:33:34 PM

i was pretty sure

but then i remembered i was thinking about someone on campusblender

9/8/2010 11:34:22 PM

So, do we just group ragged in with the people who apparently hate my threads, but finds the need to click on them every single goddamn time... or what?


Haha, sorry you weren't in on the joke brah... I was going to come and get you... but you looked busy fucking that swamp beast

9/9/2010 6:57:33 AM