Quote :

"Apparently one determines one's "porn name" by twinning one's middle name with the name of the street one grew up on."

This would work unless you lived on a street with number (Second St.) then your SOL.

Adam Greenfield

[Edited on August 19, 2010 at 10:48 PM. Reason : Sorry ]

8/19/2010 10:44:10 PM

son, I am disappoint?

8/19/2010 10:44:31 PM

8/19/2010 10:45:09 PM

I was told it was your first pet's name juxtaposed with the street you grew up on, which would make me Squeaky Prince George.

8/19/2010 10:45:14 PM

James Rollingwood
James Huntsmoor

yeah, that'll work i guess

8/19/2010 10:45:28 PM

So it's either Charles Oakwood or Spunky Oakwood.

Either one works, I think.

8/19/2010 10:46:04 PM

Lawrence Holly

or

Cinder Holly

8/19/2010 10:46:15 PM

Niiiiice.

8/19/2010 10:46:16 PM

Tyler Harbor Oaks

0/10

8/19/2010 10:46:40 PM

Apparently this is not true

8/19/2010 10:46:58 PM

David Darby

Sort of works.

8/19/2010 10:53:47 PM

Hiroyuki Maryland does not work.

Quote :

"NOT SEXY 'NUFF"

[Edited on August 19, 2010 at 10:54 PM. Reason : rawr]

8/19/2010 10:54:21 PM

mine sucks - i lived on a numbered street

8/19/2010 10:54:27 PM

Luna Third?

8/19/2010 10:55:06 PM

Luna Twentieth????

8/19/2010 10:55:46 PM

Desi Gralyn?

8/19/2010 10:56:01 PM

Ernie Old U.S. 52 Bypass West

before they gave us a street name: Ernie Route 3

8/19/2010 10:56:40 PM

^ 10/10

8/19/2010 10:57:30 PM

hunter new town OR muttley new town

weird?

8/19/2010 10:57:43 PM

ahhahah

Ernie Route 3


hahahahaha

8/19/2010 10:57:49 PM

Tim This Shit Wasn't Even Funny When I First Heard About It In Middle School

8/19/2010 10:58:57 PM

Quote :

"Luna Twentieth????"

um, that's fucking creepy

8/19/2010 10:59:54 PM

aha Ernie isn't my middle name, it's my dog's name. I didn't read the instructions.

And Old US 52 bypass West was my address in high school, chosen for comedic effect

For real:

Tyler Ebert

8/19/2010 11:00:46 PM

^^ Y?

[Edited on August 19, 2010 at 11:01 PM. Reason : ^^]

8/19/2010 11:00:47 PM

Rajah Rogers

8/19/2010 11:01:05 PM

cause thats the street i lived on

(twentieth that is)

8/19/2010 11:01:41 PM

Dixon Deerwood

ha!

8/19/2010 11:06:38 PM

^ Or Dixon China Grove

^^ Just a good guess... I guess.

[Edited on August 19, 2010 at 11:07 PM. Reason : ^^]

8/19/2010 11:07:10 PM

ahaha, or that

8/19/2010 11:07:45 PM

I want candy.

8/19/2010 11:08:54 PM

Thomas Harris Mill

8/19/2010 11:17:24 PM

No, it's your pet's name and the street. That makes me Max Oxford.

8/19/2010 11:19:55 PM

Benito Moresalami

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/20/2010 1:29:54 AM

Elizabeth Powell...for the first half of my life...


Elizabeth Running Deer for the 2nd half.


I think I'd stick with the Native American name...that way I could work on a reservation.

8/20/2010 1:31:34 AM

Joe North 46th Street.

8/20/2010 1:38:16 AM

Thats a porn video title right there.

8/20/2010 1:38:57 AM

too many dogs and streets..

James/Hollywood/Sundance/Callie/Tucker

Alloway/Ribbon/Forest Edge/Cornwall/Hampshire/Trinity Oaks/Medfield/Alder Ridge...

James Alloway or Tucker Cornwall might not be bad though

8/20/2010 1:53:08 AM

Roger Bentley.
That actually sounds legit.

A friend of mine, Olan Fleshman, takes the cake though.

8/20/2010 3:13:24 AM

Edward Main

8/20/2010 3:15:56 AM

David Buenaventura

[Edited on August 20, 2010 at 6:30 AM. Reason : ]

8/20/2010 6:29:08 AM

mine if using username =


gunzz grady

8/20/2010 9:10:28 AM

I thought it was the first pet you had mixed with the first street you lived on?

Renee' Lake View (middle name + street I grew up on) vs Smokey Shore (1st pet + 1st street)


I like the second one

8/20/2010 9:13:42 AM

Scott Old Stage Road North

just doesnt work

8/20/2010 9:16:13 AM

Ernie's porn name lends itself to some nice tag line puns.

8/20/2010 9:18:29 AM

Steven Earl or Lucky Earl I guess those work

8/20/2010 9:18:38 AM

I've never had a pet aside from goldfish and I don't remember their names, so I'll use the baby's name for the baby I had in baby-think-it-over in 8th grade + street name

Sebastian Northwood

You know you'd watch him.

8/20/2010 9:21:17 AM

In my experience, most wood is in the south.

8/20/2010 9:22:41 AM

From what I've heard, if you're a girl/gay you might get it up North.

8/20/2010 9:26:26 AM