the fuck is wrong with you?


you know your momma raised you better than that.





(this thread goes out to every single dump i've seen unflushed from elementary school - now)

8/23/2010 11:04:48 AM

sometimes you're just proud of it and need to make sure SOMEONE sees it

8/23/2010 11:05:55 AM

man come on, that's just nasty

8/23/2010 11:06:35 AM

If I were a robber, this would be my signature.

Like how Harry and Marv left the faucets on and were the Wet Bandits.

I would be the Turd Burgular.

8/23/2010 11:08:36 AM

would you leave it in the toilet or somewhere else randomly in the house? like the tub?

and would you preface all robberies with trips to mexican restaurants?

8/23/2010 11:09:46 AM

I would preface all robberies with two king size cans of Bush's Baked Beans, five hotdogs all the way with kraut, and a family sized box of Ex-Lax.

8/23/2010 11:11:23 AM

In the most prominent toilet, like the one in the master bedroom. And I'd just rely on my natural rectal output to provide the impetus.

8/23/2010 11:11:36 AM

i'd argue that a topshelf/upperdecking is warranted in that situation

8/23/2010 11:11:39 AM

poop has DNA right?

8/23/2010 11:11:39 AM

fecal matter itself doesn't, but in the feces will be dead colon cells that contain DNA. possibly hairs from the rectal area as well. Either way, whoever has to spend hours searching for that has a shitty job.

[Edited on August 23, 2010 at 11:14 AM. Reason : HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR ]

8/23/2010 11:13:51 AM

Unless you're a museum thief, serial burglar, or murderer, you'd probably be able to get away with it one time

8/23/2010 11:18:03 AM

y'all nasty.

8/23/2010 11:19:47 AM

I like the idea of the upper decker if you're robbing a house too.
The police come, dust for prints, make a mess, etc. Just when you get the place all cleaned up and you think the ordeal is over you get hit with the upper decker.

8/23/2010 11:40:09 AM

No, the upper decker is all wrong

You want them to see it first thing, like a big "Fuck you, I stole your plasma AND clogged your toilet"

Not something they find a few days later

8/23/2010 11:41:49 AM

bad santa did it

8/23/2010 11:41:49 AM

Lawl, remember when blasphemour took pictures of his shit for like a week, and posted it here?

8/23/2010 11:43:29 AM

This happens a lot in Wise, Virginia in the ladies bathroom.

Fucking pigs.

8/23/2010 11:44:13 AM

I posted my candy cane one a few months back



Still brings a tear to my eye

8/23/2010 11:45:08 AM

Quote :

"I would be the Turd Burgular."

Two of my friends did this when they robbed their next door neighbors house at age 14. One of them took a shit on the living room floor.

They got caught with over $20,000 in stolen jewelry.

8/23/2010 11:47:02 AM

Quote :

"One of them took a shit on the living room floor."

8/23/2010 11:48:13 AM

^^

sounds like you surround yourself with quality people.

8/23/2010 12:49:51 PM

in response to OP, maybe it was a two flusher and the dumper didn't stick around long enough to find out.

8/23/2010 1:24:54 PM

I just piled it out of the water. So there.

8/23/2010 1:27:46 PM