your hands? You just get done taking a piss. Your hand was presumably on your cock, and you gave it a shake or two to get rid of the few remaining droplets at a urinal. Do you was your hands after touching your dick? I mean, it's just skin, right?

I don't wash my hands all the time, and I know most people don't. I'll do it if I'm out in public, but when I'm at home, fuck you. I'll do it after taking a shit (after all, why risk pink eye?). I mean, damn. It's just skin. You don't wash your hands after touching your arm, or leg, or chest, or anything else, do you?

So what's your take on washing your hands after pissing?

8/25/2010 12:19:12 AM

I keep an extremely clean penis.

8/25/2010 12:19:43 AM

i rub my hands all over my balls and dick and then run around touching people's faces

8/25/2010 12:33:56 AM

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"I keep an extremely clean penis."

8/25/2010 12:34:43 AM

yes your penises are resistant from sweat, after all, and aren't going to become nasty at all

8/25/2010 12:35:48 AM

i wash my hands ...

anything less, would be uncivilized

8/25/2010 12:37:55 AM

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"yes your penises are resistant from sweat, after all, and aren't going to become nasty at all"

Much like the rest of our body.

8/25/2010 12:41:28 AM

whole lot of in this thread

8/25/2010 12:42:02 AM

urine is sterile until it leaves your body

8/25/2010 12:42:37 AM

the rest of your body is not necessarily stuffed in your pants you fucking cockmaster

8/25/2010 12:42:50 AM

i don't even touch my dick when i piss


depends on where i am.. if i'm like at a game or concert, no. if i'm at a restaurant, probably.

8/25/2010 12:44:13 AM

always. my momma raised me right.

8/25/2010 12:45:21 AM

So there's different schools of thought on the subject. For the most part, I have mastered the art of getting the thing out, pissing, shaking it, and getting it back in without any hand contact. No doubt many of you will imply disparaging things about my penis based on what I've just said, but I don't care.

What I'm getting is that, when I accomplish the aforementioned procedure, I do not wash -- I didn't touch anything but my exterior clothes, and even after washing my hands I gotta touch the water handles and drying apparatus that some other diseased fucker has just touched. No thank you. When I can, I bypass them and then use my shirttails over my hand to open the door.

If I do gotta touch my junk or whatever, yeah, I wash the shit out of myself. Nobody's gonna pin the next outbreak on me.

8/25/2010 12:49:54 AM

depends where i am. If I feel like the public bathroom would make my hands dirtier (see: some bars, fast food places) then I skip out on it after pissing.

8/25/2010 12:53:14 AM

You could eat dinner off my penis

8/25/2010 12:55:30 AM

My dick is clean cuz i spend all day licking it, like a dog

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/25/2010 12:57:24 AM

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"For the most part, I have mastered the art of getting the thing out, pissing, shaking it, and getting it back in without any hand contact."

I tend to do this when I'm out and about because I don't want other people's nasty germs coming into contact with my

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"EXTREMELY CLEAN PENIS"

[Edited on August 25, 2010 at 12:58 AM. Reason : ^]

8/25/2010 12:57:40 AM

I wash my hands when i piss. I do admit to doing a fast job of it, but I always hit the soap, wash (3-5 seconds if in a hurry) and turn off the water using the towel. And open the door with it.

Ya'll nasty


I have also debated installing the no-touch things at my house

8/25/2010 1:41:32 AM

i wash my hands BEFORE i pee. that way i dont get dirt on my junk.

8/25/2010 1:50:14 AM

I wash my penis after I touch it with my dirty hands.

My penis was washed lovingly in the shower that morning and then placed into a clean pair of underwear. My hands have been touching door handles and shit all day.

8/25/2010 1:59:13 AM

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"Do you was your hands after touching your dick?"

Of course I do.

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"it's just skin, right?"

Troll thread?

No no... there's only skin down there -- no bacteria, fungi, viruses, or any concoctions of sweat, piss and cum slowly cooked and churned all day.

No, no... it's just skin.

(You are a dangerous and nasty fucker if you don't wash your hands after touching your junk. Period.)

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"I don't wash my hands all the time, and I know most people don't."

Translation:
"I am under no obligation to be any more responsible than the average person, because I am lazy and irresponsible."

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"I'll do it if I'm out in public, but when I'm at home, fuck you."

Translation:
"My house is cesspool of spunk. Please come in -- we can play 'Guess the smell' or "What's that itch?'"

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"You don't wash your hands after touching your arm, or leg, or chest, or anything else, do you?"

Your arm, leg, chest, etc. aren't the same as your junk. There are entirely different species populations of bacteria, lice, etc. on different parts of your body. This is middle-school-health-class-level stuff. Pay attention much in school?

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"turn off the water using the towel. And open the door with it."

This.

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"I have also debated installing the no-touch things at my house"

...and this

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"Ya'll nasty "

...but especially this

8/25/2010 2:00:22 AM

studies show the average person is actually cleaner in their pants than almost anywhere else on your body

similar to the whole toilet seat vs doorknob thing

8/25/2010 2:09:42 AM

YOU ARE A DANGEROUS AND NASTY FUCKER

8/25/2010 2:22:53 AM

8/25/2010 2:30:11 AM

You are dangerous if you don't wash your hands after urinating. Dangerous.

8/25/2010 3:24:26 AM

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"i wash my hands BEFORE i pee. that way i dont get dirt on my junk."

I've done this, but only after I've been outside working in the yard or have grease on my hands from working on the car. Also, I will pretty much always wash my hands after pissing. Gotta flush, and the handle is usually the "nasty" part. Especially at work, everybody touches their wang and flushes. I feel lucky to work at a place were people do flush and wash their hands properly - or at least everybody I've encountered does... After taking a dump, definitely always, everywhere.

8/25/2010 4:12:46 AM

Just pull the pants down under the dick, pee, and replace pants. No touching dick/balls, no washing needed.

But still grab a towel for the bathroom handle, there are some gross motherfuckers.

8/25/2010 6:40:06 AM

I have a functioning immune system that needs exercise, thus I hardly wash my hands after peeing.

8/25/2010 8:34:08 AM

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"Troll thread?"

Not at all. But it's no surprise to see you trolling.

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""I am under no obligation to be any more responsible than the average person, because I am lazy and irresponsible.""

I see no reason to be more "responsible" (more like wasteful) than the average person in my own place. As are most other people. But hey, if you're a germaphobe, I understand the need to clean your hands after every time you piss. After all, you do seem like the one buy into common misconceptions and inane paranoia.

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""My house is cesspool of spunk. Please come in -- we can play 'Guess the smell' or "What's that itch?'""

Hardly. I clean my cock everyday, and I also wash my hands before cooking and handling food. It would be no more of a cesspool of spunk than your place.

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"Your arm, leg, chest, etc. aren't the same as your junk. There are entirely different species populations of bacteria, lice, etc. on different parts of your body. This is middle-school-health-class-level stuff. Pay attention much in school?"

You also realize that your urine is also sterile. It's cleaner than your own mouth. You're more likely to get sick from some asshole who doesn't cover his mouth when he sneezes/coughs, or from shaking hands with that guy.

Not to mention, if you search around, you'll find that washing your hands after you piss really doesn't help with anything. It's more of a social stigma that idiots like yourself buy into.

If anything, what you're really benefiting from is washing off all the bacteria and shit that has accumulated on your hand throughout the day, not by pissing.

This USAToday article agrees too:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/painter/2007-11-04-yourhealth_N.htm

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"Why should men wash their hands after every restroom use? "I've heard men say that it's nothing but Victorian prudery" to ask them to wash after urinating, Luby says. "And we cannot show them studies" that prove doing so will protect them or others from illness. But the experts still recommend washing, for two reasons. Reason one: You may pick up more germs than you think, from doors, flush handles and other surfaces, and from your own body. "Your gastrointestinal tract is close by," Daly says. "It all fits together, and you can't see where the microorganisms are.""

So, obviously we pick up shit from doors, and flush handles in public restrooms (which I always wash my hands in). But the second statement is pure conjecture. Lets be honest, I doubt you wash your hands every time your hand touches your armpit, or you get some spit on your hands (like you cough or sneeze, are you immediately running to the restroom? I know you'll bullshit me and say yes, but we both know you don't). All of these are more likely to spread germs and bacteria more than touching your wang.

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"Reason two: The restroom, stocked with sinks, soap and water, is a convenient place to wash off bacteria and viruses your hands accumulate elsewhere during the day. Studies do show groups of people who wash their hands regularly get fewer gastrointestinal and respiratory illnesses."

Like what I said before. It's a good time to clean off the bacteria and shit that has accumulated during the day. Certainly has very little to do with touching your cock.

[Edited on August 25, 2010 at 11:24 AM. Reason : ,,]

8/25/2010 11:22:40 AM

i wash my hands

8/25/2010 12:19:58 PM

no. i know where it's been

8/25/2010 12:22:28 PM

I flush with my foot whenever possible

8/25/2010 3:32:18 PM

[Edited on August 25, 2010 at 3:57 PM. Reason : .]

8/25/2010 3:57:12 PM

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"why risk pink eye?"

i make it a point to not touch my eyes immediately after using the restroom

8/25/2010 4:09:07 PM

^ four post is a no post.

I rub my dick on the towel dispenser so all the germaphobes.

8/25/2010 4:19:05 PM

indy is one nasty mother fucker. Walking around with cum stains in his underwear.

8/25/2010 4:28:53 PM

does anyone else just not shake?

it doesn't seem to me like that helps any, cause it's gonna come out whether you shake or not

seems kinda silly

8/25/2010 4:34:56 PM

I tend to wash my hands before and go with the quick rinse after. I feel like I care more about my hands being clean before I go grabbing my dick and at that point they are clean and therefore a quick rinse should suffice afterwards.

8/25/2010 4:36:10 PM

when your wiener is less than 3" there's no need to shake it

8/25/2010 4:51:49 PM

^ Not true.

8/25/2010 5:29:13 PM

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"I have a functioning immune system that needs exercise, thus I hardly wash my hands after peeing."

8/25/2010 9:07:41 PM

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"always. my momma raised me right. "

8/25/2010 9:10:30 PM

i wash my hands, then kick the fucking door open.



i'm more worried about touching the door handle than i am about touching my

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"EXTREMELY CLEAN PENIS"

8/25/2010 9:18:39 PM

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"i wash my hands, then kick the fucking door open."

doors open inwards

8/25/2010 10:04:53 PM

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"I have a functioning immune system that needs exercise, thus I hardly wash my hands after peeing."

8/25/2010 10:05:58 PM

so how many of you wash your hands after you beat off

8/25/2010 10:08:16 PM

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"I have a functioning immune system that needs exercise, thus I hardly wash my hands after beating off."

8/25/2010 10:11:16 PM

http://www.engadget.com/2010/08/27/eco-urinal-concept-saves-times-and-the-environment/



win.

8/27/2010 9:29:42 AM

i wash my hands, then use the paper towel to open the door

8/27/2010 9:36:37 AM

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"You also realize that your urine is also sterile. "

urine is only sterile until it reaches the end of your urethra & extra genitalia.

8/27/2010 9:43:48 AM