Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
i'm looking for sayings similar to
"when pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over"
plz to help. 8/25/2010 7:53:46 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
"When lafta pays up" 8/25/2010 7:54:32 PM |
dharney All American 4445 Posts user info edit post |
"when doves fly"
-prince 8/25/2010 7:54:36 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
^^lol 8/25/2010 7:54:49 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
Anyway, this is what you're looking for http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adynaton 8/25/2010 7:56:28 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
When the crawfish whistles on the mountain
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 8/25/2010 7:59:56 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
8/25/2010 7:59:57 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
awww man i cant use any of those....
oh well.
if yall think of anything lemme know 8/25/2010 8:02:02 PM |
Wickerman All American 2404 Posts user info edit post |
When a black man becomes president! when a woman becomes president!
8/25/2010 8:03:53 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
http://newtontxnetwork.com/tour/oldsay/
a long list of sayings, but they dont all (in fact most dont) fit the scheme youre looking for 8/25/2010 8:09:29 PM |
Walter All American 7721 Posts user info edit post |
When BubbleBobble moves out of his parents' basement 8/25/2010 8:39:58 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
"when monkeys fly out of my butt" 8/25/2010 8:40:11 PM |
josephlava21 All American 2613 Posts user info edit post |
"When the world ends." 8/25/2010 9:00:01 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
When my farts don't smell like shit. 8/25/2010 9:03:14 PM |
PackBacker All American 14415 Posts user info edit post |
So you want more "Never gonna happen" saying or just stupid sayings like "Does a Bear Shit in the woods?"? 8/25/2010 9:03:27 PM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
when fat pigggss flyyyyy 8/25/2010 9:26:49 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
ahahhahahaha whats funny is that this may be a theme on our wedding invitations.
and im laughing at the prospects:
pigs are flying minkeys are coming out of my butt love is in the air 8/25/2010 9:38:06 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
"when bubblebobble moves out of his parents' basement" 8/25/2010 9:40:13 PM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""When lafta pays up"" | 8/26/2010 2:05:41 AM |
elduderino All American 4343 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "when fat pigggss flyyyyy" |
you'll be salivating
[Edited on August 26, 2010 at 2:24 AM. Reason : .]8/26/2010 2:24:37 AM |
AKDforlife Veteran 245 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""When lafta pays up" " |
Win.8/26/2010 2:43:46 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""when doves fly" " |
hopefully this was done on purpose 8/26/2010 2:47:12 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "MINKEYS ARE COMING" |
8/26/2010 3:17:54 AM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " "when fat pigggss flyyyyy"
you'll be salivating " |
wow, props man. I figured no one else in here would even know what I was talking about
[Edited on August 26, 2010 at 7:46 AM. Reason : ]8/26/2010 7:44:24 AM |
WOLPFACK Veteran 112 Posts user info edit post |
"when Joie lets me fuck her" 8/26/2010 9:30:40 AM |
JTMONEYNCSU All American 24529 Posts user info edit post |
SKY BACON 8/26/2010 10:12:11 AM |
elduderino All American 4343 Posts user info edit post |
^^^my band in high school played a show with them. I'm a fan.
[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 7:30 PM. Reason : .] 9/3/2010 7:29:39 PM |
d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
i, too, like red animal war. 9/3/2010 7:38:28 PM |
blasphemour All American 57594 Posts user info edit post |
There are not a lot of idioms that mean never. Another is "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride."
Not as popular as pigs flying or cold hell idioms.
another cold hell one is "Not a snowballs chance in hell"
[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 7:55 PM. Reason : ] 9/3/2010 7:54:02 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
If "ifs" and "buts" were fruits and nuts, every day would be Christmas 9/3/2010 8:01:13 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "CHRISTMAS
FRUIT
NUTS" |
9/3/2010 8:05:56 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
That was my Dad's favorite quote. Make another joke about it, and I will find you and bury you 9/3/2010 8:07:18 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
djeternal about to whoop whoop some ass ITT 9/3/2010 8:08:32 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
9/3/2010 8:12:42 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
I will paypal $100 to the first person that gives me his address 9/3/2010 8:13:36 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Well, that was easy. $100 paid. If I were you, I would lock my deadbolt tonight
not that it will matter 9/3/2010 8:16:15 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
LOLOLOLOLOLOL! If you knew where I lived, you would know that I don't have a deadbolt. 9/3/2010 8:17:53 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
i have never seen the place, just got the address. thanks for the input though, that makes it easier 9/3/2010 8:19:00 PM |
ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " What does hope mean, hope that things can get better in spite of adversity. The ’83 team taught us that. When Dereck Whittenburg went down and everybody said we couldn’t and there was no way we could win and a kid named Ernie Myers stepped in and we lost a few, then we won a few, and then Dereck came back and every sports writer in America said that…I remember my favorite quote....that trees would tap dance, elephants would drive in the Indianapolis 500, and Orson Welles would skip breakfast, lunch and dinner before NC State figured out a way to win the NCAA tournament, well… this team taught me that elephants are going to be driving in the Indianapolis 500 someday….(applause). The ’83 team taught me about dreaming and the importance of dreams, because nothing can happen if not first a dream. If you have someone with a dream, you have a motivated person with a dream and a goal and a vision, if you have someone who never gives up, who has great hope, and that team taught me the persistence, the idea of never, ever quitting. Don’t ever give up, don’t ever stop fighting!" |
9/3/2010 8:29:42 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
^ winner 9/3/2010 8:30:48 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE 9/3/2010 8:38:50 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
damn, that Jimmy V shit literally brought a tear to my eye 9/3/2010 8:40:47 PM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
JeffreyBSG beat me to it.
(It's a little airborne but it's still good!) 9/3/2010 8:57:19 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "CHRISTMAS
FRUIT
DAY" |
9/3/2010 9:45:56 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
how do my balls taste? 9/3/2010 9:46:32 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Your mom says they're slightly salty. 9/3/2010 10:03:15 PM |