popular things most people do that you're proud to never have done

i've never seen any of the twilight movies

8/26/2010 1:41:33 AM

fuck up my Redbox rental

8/26/2010 1:43:51 AM

stiff someone $5

8/26/2010 1:44:14 AM

^ beat me

[Edited on August 26, 2010 at 1:44 AM. Reason : asdfgh]

8/26/2010 1:44:15 AM

Owed $5 to someone for more than 2 days.

8/26/2010 1:44:21 AM

I'm totally proud to have never fucked a man.

8/26/2010 1:45:00 AM

drove drunk

gotten a DUI

8/26/2010 1:45:29 AM

Listened to an entire Jonas Brothers or Justin Bieber song.

8/26/2010 1:45:47 AM

identified who justin bieber is (who the fuck is he?)

8/26/2010 1:46:39 AM

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"identified who justin bieber is (who the fuck is he?) "

thats a lie, you'd have to be blind not to have seen beiber

but im proud to say i've never heard a kanye west song

8/26/2010 1:48:16 AM

if you don't know who bieber is you must not read the news or go out in public ever

also, this thread is retarded. proud to have never created it.

[Edited on August 26, 2010 at 1:48 AM. Reason : .]

8/26/2010 1:48:28 AM

Never watched Jersey Shore, Real World, Glee, or and Twilight movies. I'm stockpiling my brain cells.

8/26/2010 1:51:23 AM

how old are you?

no one watches the real world anymore but you must have been a nerd not to watch it back in the day when the cool kids watched it

[Edited on August 26, 2010 at 1:54 AM. Reason : .]

8/26/2010 1:52:13 AM

I've heard of bieber but have no idea who he is and I couldn't pick him out of a crowd

8/26/2010 1:54:34 AM

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"if you don't know who bieber is you must not read the news or go out in public ever"

I go out in public all the time. I don't see any people handing out brochures on this bieber guy. I read the news all the time. He doesn't come up.

Saw parts of an episode of Jersey shore. It was terrible. Never watched Glee or any Vampire movie.

[Edited on August 26, 2010 at 1:56 AM. Reason : asdfg]

8/26/2010 1:54:47 AM

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"this thread is retarded. proud to have never created it."

you're an r-word!
why dont you go polish your team edward posters and leave me alone

8/26/2010 1:55:29 AM

lafta is just fucking stupid

8/26/2010 1:55:37 AM

I have no idea who this bieber shitbag is either. But then I'm an OLD motherfucker. Literally and figuratively.

8/26/2010 1:55:59 AM

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"I've heard of bieber but have no idea who he is and I couldn't pick him out of a crowd"

think bite sized beatles

8/26/2010 1:56:11 AM

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"lafta is just fucking stupid "

your licence to call other people stupid was revoked a long time ago

8/26/2010 1:57:42 AM

lol team edward posters.

8/26/2010 1:57:47 AM

^^double post SUSPEND TILL HE GIVES FROSH 5 DOLLAR BILL BUCKAROOS

[Edited on August 26, 2010 at 1:58 AM. Reason : asdfg]

8/26/2010 1:58:12 AM

i'd hate myself if i was the starter of this thread

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[Edited on August 26, 2010 at 1:59 AM. Reason : ]

8/26/2010 1:59:05 AM

i've never cockslapped a trick, but i'm not proud of that.

8/26/2010 2:00:11 AM

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"licence"

8/26/2010 2:05:11 AM

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"identified who justin bieber is (who the fuck is he?)"

I smell BS.

You have to know who he is in order to know to be proud of that.

8/26/2010 2:34:22 AM

I've never welshed on a debt.

8/26/2010 2:36:54 AM

Never voted on American Idol.

8/26/2010 2:39:20 AM

PROUD TO HAVE NEVER BEEN A WELCHING LITTLE TURD

PAY THE MOTHERFUCKING $5, DICK LICKER

8/26/2010 3:27:24 AM

never gone skiing and never sucked a dudes dick

8/26/2010 2:12:15 PM

skiing? but that is fun

8/26/2010 2:15:41 PM

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"lafta is just fucking stupid"

8/26/2010 2:16:47 PM

I've never wasted my money on anything Apple related.

8/26/2010 2:18:09 PM

not that there's anything wrong with that!

8/26/2010 2:20:41 PM

I've never seen any Star Wars or Star Trek movies.

8/26/2010 2:26:12 PM

a fatty

8/26/2010 2:27:21 PM

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"... or and Twilight movies. I'm stockpiling my brain cells."

How's that working out for you?

8/26/2010 2:27:39 PM

have kids

8/26/2010 2:28:04 PM

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"I've never seen any Star Wars or Star Trek movies. "

wat.

no star wars? not even the empire strikes back or return of the jedi? crazy.

8/26/2010 2:30:27 PM

heroin
acid

8/26/2010 2:37:04 PM

gotten a tattoo.

8/26/2010 2:37:30 PM

an ugly/fat chick

although the total # of women I've fucked is nothing to be proud of

8/26/2010 2:37:55 PM

Drugs

8/26/2010 2:43:10 PM

I've never posted in a lafta thread without calling him a fucking moron

8/26/2010 2:43:39 PM

Smoked a cigarette

8/26/2010 2:45:39 PM

gotten an STD
gotten a speeding ticket (or other traffic citation)
gone to jail
gotten pregnant
broken a bone

[Edited on August 26, 2010 at 2:47 PM. Reason : .]

8/26/2010 2:47:01 PM

broken a bone or had a cavity

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"no one watches the real world anymore "

oh some people still watch, haha

[Edited on August 26, 2010 at 2:49 PM. Reason : this season has been the best in years ]

8/26/2010 2:47:26 PM

gotten AIDS
gotten a DUI
gone to prison

8/26/2010 2:47:53 PM

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"DONE GOTTEN"

8/26/2010 2:49:27 PM

shut the hell up guy from south carolina

I bet "done gotten" is daily vernacular in the court system there

[Edited on August 26, 2010 at 2:51 PM. Reason : x]

8/26/2010 2:51:09 PM