Well I'm going to be giving out free samples of Keystone Light at the Harris Teeter in Cameron Village from 4-5:30 this afternoon and then again at the Food Lion behind Cookout on Western from 6-7:30. Cases (24-packs) of Keystone Light is on sale for $9.99, so come out, try some free beer, buy a case or two for the weekend and help a fellow t-dubber out!


queue the keystone light is piss water beer comments and/or the buy an ad comments. This is a friendly PSA about some cheap beer for all you party animals

8/27/2010 2:23:51 PM

How much does Keystone usually cost?

And is your name Keith Stone?

8/27/2010 2:24:49 PM

i'll some see you

8/27/2010 2:24:58 PM

i've never tried it, but it LOOKS like piss water beer

8/27/2010 2:25:15 PM

Are we allowed to spit it back in your face if it tastes terrible?

8/27/2010 2:29:17 PM

^That is a $5 fee

8/27/2010 2:31:50 PM

I think its normally $12.99 or 14.99 depending on where you go, $9.99 is cheap as shit. It works out to around 42 cents per beer

actually, I'm not positive that its $9.99, they told me it would be, but I havent actually been into the store to verify. I'll be there in about 45 minutes to start setting everything up. No matter what I'll be giving out samples



[Edited on August 27, 2010 at 2:48 PM. Reason : asdf]

8/27/2010 2:41:18 PM

No I don't like it.

8/27/2010 2:44:29 PM

will you be dressed like this?

8/27/2010 2:45:58 PM

no, its funny that he is the new spokesman/character and we were told specifically NOT to have facial hair when giving samples and doing promos

8/27/2010 2:47:36 PM

I'll be impressed if he has 30 packs like that.

8/27/2010 2:47:48 PM

also, if any of you out there are looking for a sweet little job from now til the end of October, I think my company is still hiring. $20/hour, 3-4 hour shifts Thursday through Saturday evenings. Easy easy money, its tax-free too, you are basically a contractor and will get a 1099 form at the end of the year and will have to pay your own taxes if you make over $5-600

8/27/2010 2:48:09 PM

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"Cases is on sale"

Exactly how I imagine you talking

8/27/2010 2:48:10 PM

Why do I get the feeling that some of the same people bitching about the shittyness of Keystone will gladly pick up a Coors Light? THEY'RE THE SAME FUCKING THING! I know, it's bottom of the barrel, and if this was Busch Light and Bud Light, I would agree, Busch Light is shit compared to Bud Light (which Bud Light is shit to begin with).

But Coors quality control is so bad, I really have trouble telling the difference between the two, besides their price. Yeah, a good case of Coors is going to taste a bit different from a good case of Keystone. But the difference is so small, and the chance of getting a good case of Coors is so small, it's not worth the premium.

8/27/2010 2:52:24 PM

How dare you, merbig. How dare you.

8/27/2010 2:54:13 PM

the only thing i drink that comes in cases at the grocery store are PBR and yuengling

and i'll take almost any microbrew over those (though i genuinely enjoy both...they're just my cheap go-to beers)

8/27/2010 2:54:21 PM

^^^ you shut your whore mouth

8/27/2010 3:06:20 PM

ITT, the truth!

8/27/2010 3:09:08 PM

Coors Light commercials have a phantom ice train and people dancing to the O'jays.

Keystone commercials just have some dude being a douche.

There is no comparison.

8/27/2010 3:15:45 PM

8/27/2010 3:18:31 PM

Its not so much that I like cheap beer its just that Im a sucker for gimmicky sales promotions.

8/27/2010 3:20:37 PM

Fwiw, I'll be doing the same promotion at the food lion in chapel hill off of 15/501 by exit 271 off of 40 from 4-530 if anyone is down this way

8/27/2010 3:26:15 PM

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"Coors Light commercials have a phantom ice train and people dancing to the O'jays. Keystone commercials just have some dude being a douche. There is no comparison."

8/27/2010 4:31:52 PM

I just like that it says "30 STONES" on the package.

8/27/2010 4:40:28 PM

ibtALE

[Edited on August 27, 2010 at 4:42 PM. Reason : ...]

8/27/2010 4:42:06 PM

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"its tax-free too, you are basically a contractor and will get a 1099 form at the end of the year"

well, then it's not tax free, now is it? gol-durn college kids, get off my lawn.

8/27/2010 4:56:13 PM

Maybe you're going to be selling Keystone Light in Afghanistan with Blackwater.

8/27/2010 4:59:18 PM

Man, I'm totally going there after I write my cover letter!

30 STONES!!!

8/27/2010 5:10:22 PM

1. that david cross bit is gold!
2. Coors light is my go to cheap beer

8/27/2010 5:13:28 PM

so how much is it?

8/27/2010 5:15:56 PM

Sampling Keystone Light is like Sampling CiCi's Pizza...



Not worth the drive

8/27/2010 5:49:26 PM

i might have to pick up some stones for tonight

8/27/2010 5:51:54 PM

yeah, i mean, i dont give a shit about the sample, but $9.99 a case. The makes my jewish heart rate increase.

8/27/2010 5:54:46 PM

^^^you shut your whore mouth

8/27/2010 6:08:32 PM

SPEAK!

8/27/2010 6:17:08 PM

i like cheap beer and coors light so much i'm going to grab a case of keystone then go to east village

8/27/2010 6:21:23 PM

Remember to pay your tab.

8/27/2010 6:43:14 PM

bought a case of stones at the teeter in CV today after talking to you (was gonna get it anyway, the great price just made my day). busch light is the same price. might go back tomorrow and get that.

8/27/2010 7:34:17 PM

busch ice is the second-worst beer i've ever had

after #9

8/27/2010 7:36:59 PM

Quote :

"ibtALE"

technically, you were iatALE

YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE????????




ok ok ok, it's technically a lager....

8/27/2010 7:56:52 PM

^^^did you really buy it from me? you shouldve said you were from tdub

it would make me feel like this thread paid off. We sold 23 cases of Keystone Light at harris teeter in 1.5 hours, and then another 13 cases in 1.5 hours at the Food Lion behind cookout. Not a bad haul. Easy $60 made when I would be doing nothing but sitting around playing video games, and I'm home in time to watch the Chargers/Saints game

Quote :

"well, then it's not tax free, now is it? gol-durn college kids, get off my lawn."

taxes are not taken out of my paycheck, which is the point I was trying to make.

8/27/2010 8:16:49 PM

yes they are

they're just taken out at the end of the year instead of as you go along

8/27/2010 8:18:06 PM

oh and to answer the thread title: no, no I don't.

8/27/2010 8:19:00 PM

in the paycheck that I get, I get my hours worked multiplied by $20

also, we are looking for 1 or 2 people to work in Greenville, NC starting next saturday, if any of you are in the area and interested

[Edited on August 27, 2010 at 8:23 PM. Reason : adf]

8/27/2010 8:21:48 PM

^^ It was a rhetorical question. Don't fool yourself into thinking that anyone actually cares about what you like.

[Edited on August 27, 2010 at 9:45 PM. Reason : Fuckin' hands.]

8/27/2010 9:21:51 PM

Would you mean rhetorical, perhaps?

8/27/2010 9:24:54 PM

I do not like cheap beer.

8/27/2010 9:43:18 PM

^^ That's exactly what I meant. That's what I get for trying to be a wise ass after waking up (I was actually thinking the word rhetorical, but my hands didn't get the message).

8/27/2010 9:44:42 PM

I got you bro.

8/28/2010 3:32:09 AM

I like the price of cheap beer.

And Keystone is usually between $10-12 for a 24 pack at both Harris Teeter and Food Lion.

8/28/2010 3:53:07 PM