We spend half the night driving around looking for this party and then leaving because it sucks, then we look for this other party you heard about. But, TWW, all the parties and bars, they all suck. I spend half the night trying to talk to some girl whose eyes are darting around to see if there's someone else she should be talking to . . . Half of them are nasty skanks who wouldn't be shit if they weren't surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. I'm not gonna be one of those assholes. It's fucking depressing. Some skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend is is gonna front me? It makes me want to puke.

8/29/2010 1:41:22 PM

well, yeah...

I mean, honestly, the best parties I went to in college were the ones that I threw...and all of my friends were there. Or the ones that my friends threw... and all of our friends were there.

Best times at the bar? Yep, you guessed it... when my crew and I all rolled deep and infested the bar.

Random parties... rarely that much fun.

[Edited on August 29, 2010 at 1:48 PM. Reason : fwiw, you're probably not going to find the girl of your dreams at a party or a bar anyway]

8/29/2010 1:43:37 PM

You're a bear, man

8/29/2010 2:02:51 PM

its too bad that you're uninteresting to women

sorry to hear it

8/29/2010 2:05:55 PM

One common denominator in all of these things that suck.

I'll give you a few minutes to figure it out.....

8/29/2010 2:18:39 PM

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"Mike: Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know? And half of them are just nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. And I'm gonna tell you something T. Are you listening? Trent: Yeah, I'm listening. Mike: I'm not gonna be one of those assholes. Alright? It just makes me sick. It's like, some nasty skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend is, is gonna front me? It makes me want to fuckin' puke! "

8/29/2010 2:26:12 PM

^^ They're infested by douche bags?

8/29/2010 2:43:00 PM

You're so money and you don't even know it.

8/29/2010 2:44:49 PM

^I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here, close. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker

8/29/2010 2:46:38 PM

I HAVE AN 8 INCH PENIS. NOT THAT ANY OF YOU SKANKS COULD GET IT HARD.

8/29/2010 2:57:53 PM

Sounds like your friends are fuckin losers. I never had a hard time finding parties on the avent/gorman rd areas. Find some cooler friends.

8/29/2010 2:58:01 PM

^Well, fuck you, too.

8/29/2010 3:00:05 PM

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"^I made $970,000 last year"

and why did you not have your own party on a boat?

8/29/2010 3:20:23 PM

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"fwiw, you're probably not going to find the girlguy of your dreams at a party or a bar anyway"

I did! hah

[Edited on August 29, 2010 at 3:30 PM. Reason : .]

8/29/2010 3:29:51 PM

I know, I remember:



you've got to be the exception though...

8/29/2010 3:31:24 PM

Not all of us choose to live some lavish lifestyle, wasting our money on stupid shit.

8/29/2010 3:32:31 PM

hahahahaahaha I forgot about that picture... what the hell

8/29/2010 3:37:32 PM

lol @ this thread.

all the parties and bars in Raleigh suck I can't get girls to pay attention to me when girls do pay attention to guys it's because they're drunk assholes and I'm better than that therefore these girls must all be skanks

8/29/2010 3:43:51 PM

fuckin skanks

8/29/2010 3:54:35 PM

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"^^ They're infested by douche bags?"

Nope...you.

Parties and bars are what you make of them. You're limited by certain factors, of course. But I've had the best times in shitty places. Some of it was the people around me, the other was me making the best of less than stellar situation.

You obviously can't carry the fun and need to be surrounded by interesting and entertaining people. Sucks for you.

8/29/2010 4:10:35 PM

Yup, because a house/bar filled with interesting and entertaining drunk people acting like complete fucktards makes for a interesting and entertaining time. It's pretty sad and pathetic that you need for people to be drunk to have a good time and to get pussy. You sound like a real winner.

8/29/2010 4:18:20 PM

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"It's pretty sad and pathetic that you need for people to be drunk to have a good time and to get pussy. You sound like a real winner."

Yep...because that's exactly what I said.

This is what's sad:

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"I spend half the night trying to talk to some girl whose eyes are darting around to see if there's someone else she should be talking to"

You sound like a huge ball of fun.

8/29/2010 4:23:07 PM

damn merbig is a hater.

"Hi I'm merbig I go to parties with the intention of getting pussy only to fail and then come back home to make threads whining about it."

8/29/2010 4:24:45 PM

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"This is what's sad:"

LOL! No, that's not sad when it's not taken out of context of what I said earlier:

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"Some skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend is is gonna front me?"

What's sad is that you think the drunken girls you're seeking out and trying to fuck even care about you. I guess you enjoy your one night stand with some nasty skank. You're just mad because I refuse to be some horny asshole like yourself who thinks he's hot shit because he can get some drunk slut.

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"make threads whining about it."

Who's whining? It's not that I can't get nasty skanks, it's that I don't want nasty skanks. It's called standards. Get some.

8/29/2010 4:34:08 PM

don't hate the player, hate the game bro. so you need to just QQ more and learn to play.

8/29/2010 4:36:00 PM

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"Yup, because a house/bar filled with interesting and entertaining drunk people acting like complete fucktards makes for a interesting and entertaining time."

uh, your idea of "drunk people acting like complete fucktards" must be far different from mine, because that sounds like ingredients necessary for a highly entertaining evening.

8/29/2010 4:43:24 PM

After 5 minutes, it gets annoying.

8/29/2010 4:44:58 PM

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"What's sad is that you think the drunken girls you're seeking out and trying to fuck even care about you. I guess you enjoy your one night stand with some nasty skank. You're just mad because I refuse to be some horny asshole like yourself who thinks he's hot shit because he can get some drunk slut."

I have a girlfriend, clown. But when I've been single, I've at least been interesting enough to where a girl would pay attention to me long enough to where I could trick her into going home with me.

You keep staying at home or going to Denny's. It seems to suit you.

8/29/2010 4:59:40 PM

this is probably just a troll thread anyway

8/29/2010 5:01:15 PM

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"But when I've been single, I've at least been interesting enough to where a girl would pay attention to me long enough to where I could trick her into going home with me."

That's pretty fucking sad that you feel the need to lure drunk girls with you for a quick fucking. That's pretty empty, heartless and hedonistic.

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"You keep staying at home or going to Denny's. It seems to suit you."

Both better options than being in the same building with pathetic people like yourself.

8/29/2010 5:05:06 PM

Whatever makes you feel better about the fact that you are socially inept and you have settled to a life of staying at home and/or going out to eat at Denny's with your overweight girlfriend. Don't let me tell you how to live your life.

8/29/2010 5:30:18 PM

Oh snap. You got me. You are so cool, with your common barstool slut girlfriend and your blacked out memories of fat bitches you mistakenly fucked with your beer goggles on. You should write a book. Really. You should. Everyone should aspire to be like you. A bar tab a mile long, a trashcan full of used condoms, herpes that's not flaring up on both you and your girlfriend, and years of nighttime hedonistic regret. Your parents must be proud of you. Nothing brings honor and satisfaction to your parents than knowing you didn't puke in public last night and that your girlfriend didn't kiss some random guy on her way to the bathroom. Please. Lecture me on how to lead a happy and full life.

8/29/2010 5:41:56 PM

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"this is probably just a troll thread anyway"

probably? the original post is a variation of a rant in Swingers...I thought that would be apparent by me posting the exact lines from the movie 4-5 posts in...I guess some people can't put two and two together

here i'll help with a visual:


Swingers:

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"Mike: Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know? And half of them are just nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. And I'm gonna tell you something T. Are you listening? Trent: Yeah, I'm listening. Mike: I'm not gonna be one of those assholes. Alright? It just makes me sick. It's like, some nasty skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend is, is gonna front me? It makes me want to fuckin' puke! "

merbig:

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"We spend half the night driving around looking for this party and then leaving because it sucks, then we look for this other party you heard about. But, TWW, all the parties and bars, they all suck. I spend half the night trying to talk to some girl whose eyes are darting around to see if there's someone else she should be talking to . . . Half of them are nasty skanks who wouldn't be shit if they weren't surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. I'm not gonna be one of those assholes. It's fucking depressing. Some skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend is is gonna front me? It makes me want to puke."

8/29/2010 6:13:54 PM

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"your blacked out memories of fat bitches you mistakenly fucked with your beer goggles on"

Hell, it don't take a blackout, i score the fat gals without beer goggles. i ain't got time to waste frontin an struttin for some skinny skank who fucks frat boys.

y'see, the fat gals will throw some lovin down on top of you and then make you breffast.




anyhow, this is a troll thread.

8/29/2010 6:17:35 PM

LOL!

I'm so glad some of the people who posted in here took this thread seriously (or apparently seriously). Such fun. People take this section too seriously sometimes.

8/29/2010 9:01:03 PM

^ haha nice victory lap

8/29/2010 9:27:40 PM

the best part is the people who kept at it, even after synapse posted the Swingers quote.

8/30/2010 11:59:23 AM

yeah i can't believe how many people missed the reference.

8/30/2010 12:31:55 PM

i thought it sounded familiar, but I needed the first couple of swinger references to catch it (the direct quote verified my suspicions)

8/30/2010 12:50:07 PM

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8/30/2010 1:05:12 PM

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"yeah i can't believe how many people missed the reference."

i know right. i figured most people here would get it...apparently some people need to watch swingers a few times.

8/31/2010 11:58:17 PM

And apparently I'm the only one who got the Glengarry Glenross reference.

9/1/2010 12:02:57 AM

this is why I asked if you were trolling, btw

9/1/2010 12:08:53 AM