Konami All American 10855 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.howtogiveahandjob.net/ 9/1/2010 7:16:31 PM |
Restricted All American 15537 Posts user info edit post |
9/10; for the site creator 9/1/2010 7:24:53 PM |
Sweden All American 12288 Posts user info edit post |
I approve. 9/1/2010 7:40:04 PM |
Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
Nice. I was only coming here to say that there's no such thing as a good handjob. 9/1/2010 7:41:22 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
hehehe 9/1/2010 7:43:19 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
That was awesome. 9/1/2010 7:44:47 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114242 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "there's no such thing as a good handjob." |
9/1/2010 8:05:32 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Whatever. A hand job has to at least be better than doing it yourself. 9/1/2010 8:06:18 PM |
catzor All American 1749 Posts user info edit post |
^Mad because she specializes in handjobs 9/1/2010 8:12:24 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
lol
yes, i am a handjob specialist. 9/1/2010 8:14:22 PM |
bobster All American 2298 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Whatever. A hand job has to at least be better than doing it yourself. " |
Obviously a woman.9/1/2010 8:25:04 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114242 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Whatever. A hand job has to at least be better than doing it yourself." |
disagree9/1/2010 8:27:20 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Fine fine. I'll back out of the sausage fest. 9/1/2010 8:30:53 PM |
PackBacker All American 14415 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""Whatever. A hand job has to at least be better than doing it yourself."" |
Negative9/1/2010 8:32:35 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114242 Posts user info edit post |
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bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
interesting... why? 9/1/2010 8:33:15 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114242 Posts user info edit post |
interesting.... tell us less 9/1/2010 8:35:37 PM |
catzor All American 1749 Posts user info edit post |
Think of it like getting your oil changed at jiffy lube. Sure, you don't have to do it yourself, but there's also the chance that they'll break your car due to their unrefined technique.
[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 8:37 PM. Reason : .] 9/1/2010 8:36:40 PM |
PackBacker All American 14415 Posts user info edit post |
Ya know, that's a pretty damn good example
I'll also add that if the girl knows what she's doing, then I take that back. However, therein lies the problem.
[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 8:40 PM. Reason : ] 9/1/2010 8:38:03 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
I believe that if a girl knows what she is doing, then she'd be sucking your dick already instead of just a handjob. But, maybe she has strep throat or something. 9/1/2010 8:44:22 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114242 Posts user info edit post |
I was gonna say something along that line bmel
but I guess it's kinda stating the obvious
but isn't that what we're here for 9/1/2010 8:45:13 PM |
TheBullDoza All American 7117 Posts user info edit post |
Man, I dont beleive any girl above the age of 18 can suck at giving a hand job...even if it did suck, itd be way better than doing it yourself imho.
I knoooow you wolfwebbers have got your technique down and everything, but come on....youd rather give yourself a handjob then a girl give you one? for real? 9/1/2010 8:51:19 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114242 Posts user info edit post |
seriously?
really? 9/1/2010 8:53:28 PM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "youd rather give yourself a handjob then a girl give you one? for real?" | Yes. A hand job isn't even the sexual equivalent of third place. It is more like the trophy every kid gets at the end of the season for just being on the team.9/1/2010 9:08:48 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
well I'd rather be fingered by a guy than do it myself. 9/1/2010 9:10:30 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
I guess I get it.
It seems like most of the time I'm always slapping a guy away in order to finish the job myself. However, I do appreciate a hand getting started. 9/1/2010 9:13:26 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
I lol'd. GG 9/1/2010 9:13:44 PM |
TheBullDoza All American 7117 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^FOR REAL?..sexual equivalent of third place? on earth..what are you talking about. sorry, I just dont agree with that. Makes.No.Sense
[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 9:15 PM. Reason : k] 9/1/2010 9:14:38 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114242 Posts user info edit post |
obv you haven't had terrible handjobs before 9/1/2010 9:17:00 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
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JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ I totally agree with the "not even third place" remark
giving a handjob and nothing else almost qualifies as being a tease] 9/1/2010 9:19:44 PM |
TheBullDoza All American 7117 Posts user info edit post |
man, I dont think girls can give great hand jobs, but I dont care. I would much rather have them touching my dick than me...dig?
lol...third place...HAH! Look at me, I am too good for a hand job...step aside woman i dont need your hand outs. Yeah, I mean, hopefully the hand job leads to other things...thats what happens!
[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 9:29 PM. Reason : hand outs] 9/1/2010 9:27:46 PM |
supercalo All American 2042 Posts user info edit post |
all baseball puns aside, a good comfortable handjob is at least third base. Hardest I've ever busted a nut was from a girl repeatedly choking up on me like I was a bat. 9/1/2010 9:34:37 PM |
TheBullDoza All American 7117 Posts user info edit post |
lol
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Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
been given it proper since 1999
9/2/2010 12:42:19 AM |
hgtran All American 9855 Posts user info edit post |
^what were you? 14 at the time? 9/2/2010 12:43:09 AM |
Sweden All American 12288 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I believe that if a girl knows what she is doing, then she'd be sucking your dick already instead of just a handjob. But, maybe she has strep throat or something." |
some form of truth being spoken here, i got a pretty diesel handy/titjob from a chick who just had her wisdom teeth pulled out whilst being ragbound.9/2/2010 12:47:00 AM |
mawle427 All American 22137 Posts user info edit post |
So who's givin me a hanjo? 9/2/2010 1:02:48 AM |
j_sun All American 9198 Posts user info edit post |
grip it and rip it 9/2/2010 1:22:24 AM |
Snewf All American 63348 Posts user info edit post |
look I'll never turn down a handy-jay but nothing's going to come of it I mean, its not really going anywhere
except maybe sex 9/2/2010 1:40:05 AM |
Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
I would like to experience an HJ from a girl so I know what you are all talking about ITT. 9/2/2010 7:25:33 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Whatever. A hand job has to at least be better than doing it yourself." |
no9/2/2010 7:32:48 AM |
CleverFilth All American 845 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Yes. A hand job isn't even the sexual equivalent of third place. It is more like the trophy every kid gets at the end of the season for just being on the team. " |
ahahahahahaha9/2/2010 7:58:47 AM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
I don't even think I can bust a nut from a girl giving me a handjob anymore. My dick is like a security system that can only be unlocked by scanning my fingerprints. But it can be disabled by the moisture from the inside of a mouth or vagina. 9/2/2010 8:10:03 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
ITT, jbrick says he's gay. 9/2/2010 9:02:25 AM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
In another topic, wdprice reveals he's lowly campus security. 9/2/2010 9:04:52 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
Hahaha, you and Billy. You two are easy. 9/2/2010 9:05:46 AM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Think of it like getting your oil changed at jiffy lube. Sure, you don't have to do it yourself, but there's also the chance that they'll break your car due to their unrefined technique." |
Perfect analogy. As a self-proclaimed auto technician and denouncer of Jiffy Lube, I'll NEVER let them touch my junk because they as a whole are morons who could fuck up an anvil. Jiffy Lube employees get paid about like grocery store baggers.
Along the same lines, nobody but me jacks my cock. Because I know exactly what I like and how to do it...and I have yet to meet a woman who can do it better.
Quote : | "Man, I dont beleive any girl above the age of 18 can suck at giving a hand job...even if it did suck, itd be way better than doing it yourself imho.
I knoooow you wolfwebbers have got your technique down and everything, but come on....youd rather give yourself a handjob then a girl give you one? for real?" |
E, my last longterm girlfriend was 34...and she was fucking HORRIBLE at giving handjobs. I was thinking it would be gentler if she had used a pipewrench. In that instance, my hand wins out over hers anytime.
Now a blowjob? Different story, but I'm picky, have to coach them on what I like. And I can't reach down far enough to suck my own wee-wee.9/2/2010 10:11:06 AM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
The only good thing about a handjob is that is usually leads to bigger and better things. But in that case, it wouldn't really be called a job, since it doesn't finish anything, it's only a pre-cursor or a "primer."
I can't remember the last time I got just a hand-job. Maybe sophomore year in college?? 9/2/2010 10:18:05 AM |
Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
9/2/2010 10:22:09 AM |