Why do I want to fuck the Ellen DeGeneres clam slammer Portia De Rossi?

9/4/2010 7:42:16 PM

because you have a dick?

9/4/2010 7:43:21 PM

lol wut

9/4/2010 7:43:21 PM

^^^ Its ok dude. Even gay guys want to fuck hot women.

[Edited on September 4, 2010 at 7:44 PM. Reason : n]

9/4/2010 7:44:12 PM

shame there were only 3 seasons

9/4/2010 7:44:58 PM

quality show.

9/4/2010 7:45:59 PM

Alia Shawkat is a fox

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9/4/2010 10:14:13 PM

Watching Better Off Ted makes me wanna take Portia De Rossi out for a seafood dinner

9/4/2010 10:16:34 PM

I feel like she's pretty vain IRL and thats a turn off for me.

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9/4/2010 10:19:31 PM

<3 portia de rossi on better off ted

<3<3<3

9/4/2010 10:25:00 PM

woah, i haven't seen this guy post in a while.

9/4/2010 10:26:40 PM

STEVE HOLT!

9/4/2010 10:30:37 PM

how'd i not know that chick was 1) a lesbian and 2) married to ellen

9/4/2010 11:05:16 PM

I was the world's first analyst and therapist.

analrarpist

protesttacular!!!

9/4/2010 11:24:47 PM

i just blue myself

9/4/2010 11:48:08 PM

I've made a huge mistake.

9/5/2010 12:31:13 AM

I counted down the days until Shawkat turned 18

then I was disappoint when she didn't show up much in Hollywood

9/5/2010 1:10:18 AM

i heard alia isnt actually hott irl. She has an indie New York look that isnt attractive. A friend of mine met her cause she was dating a guy on tour that he was filming, and he thouhgt she was attractive in Arrested Development, even though she was only like 16 when filmed.

shes in that Ellen Page "Juno" movie Whip It as her best friend. She looks ok.

[Edited on September 5, 2010 at 2:44 AM. Reason : .]

9/5/2010 2:43:32 AM

I don't care if you got an alligator in spelling

9/5/2010 7:39:19 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7Nz4bIwss

9/5/2010 8:06:02 AM

You seem to be operating within acceptable parameters

9/5/2010 8:39:47 AM

i think she kinda looks like a bird

9/5/2010 9:06:30 AM

yeah, like an evil, villainous-type bird

9/5/2010 9:24:48 AM

I just so happen to be a bird fucker. I'M A MONSTER!

9/5/2010 8:36:20 PM

I NO DUST BUSTER ANYMORE>

9/5/2010 8:42:58 PM

Quote :

"i think she kinda looks like a bird"

9/5/2010 9:00:18 PM

Could you post a bigger picture? I can't quite see all of her pores.

9/5/2010 9:11:04 PM

CHICKENS DON'T CLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/5/2010 9:16:43 PM

her?

9/5/2010 9:43:57 PM

a trick is something a whore does for money




or cocaine

9/5/2010 10:02:41 PM

bwn?

9/5/2010 10:21:56 PM

Bob Lob Law Law Blog

9/6/2010 10:28:28 AM

Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. Come on.

9/6/2010 1:50:43 PM

a sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order

9/6/2010 3:12:13 PM

Bees?

9/6/2010 3:50:49 PM

that pic is useless without sizing

9/6/2010 4:40:24 PM

did someone say...wonder?

9/6/2010 5:14:00 PM

We can have unlimited juice? This party's gonna be OFF THE HOOK!

9/6/2010 9:10:55 PM

i really want to get something to go up my sleeves where i can, on my own command, make it rain hundreds of pennies

9/6/2010 9:22:36 PM

lolz at Carl Weathers Bud Light Tailgating commercials.

9/12/2010 6:36:17 PM

9/12/2010 6:54:21 PM

crooked eyes and nose

9/12/2010 7:16:00 PM

mr banana grabber

9/13/2010 9:01:44 PM

portia de rossi's lack of titties offends me

9/13/2010 9:11:06 PM

9/13/2010 10:13:55 PM

Part 1

10/26/2010 10:21:57 PM

^Fuck yeah, David Cross.

10/26/2010 10:32:15 PM

Quote :

"Bob Lob Law Law Blog"

you sir, are a mouthful!

10/27/2010 8:20:09 AM

I NO DUST BUSTER ANYMORE!

10/27/2010 11:54:56 AM

set em up

10/27/2010 11:57:16 AM