and flushing your toilet?

should I just do something else without pulling my shorts up?

my belly's not really upset or anything, but I imagine it could benefit from a movement, right?

I don't have much shitting expertise in that regard, and could use some pro tips, thx

9/4/2010 10:15:38 PM

Quote :

"SOME PRO TIPS"

9/4/2010 10:17:06 PM

the only advantage i can see is that you probably will get raped anally like 93% less often

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

9/4/2010 10:18:33 PM

I think zxappeal has a masters in practical shitting and theory, I'm sure he's got some tips for ya

[Edited on September 4, 2010 at 10:21 PM. Reason : .]

9/4/2010 10:18:39 PM

ITT saps confuses zxappeal with zorthage

or maybe not

9/4/2010 10:19:06 PM

nope

9/4/2010 10:20:25 PM

oic

9/4/2010 10:21:22 PM

I just now saw saps' post in the real thread

9/4/2010 10:26:22 PM

predictable wolfweb is predictable ;-)

9/4/2010 10:30:19 PM

the whole wolf web itself is predictable

9/4/2010 10:32:13 PM

all of life is predictable

TELL ME YOUR FUTURE THOUGHTS

9/4/2010 10:34:20 PM

the world is ending in the year 7000

9/4/2010 10:34:48 PM

all my life I wiped my ass standing up, and it took forever and was really inefficient, but I thought that was how everyone did it

then about a year ago, I learned from the Wolfweb that most people wipe their asses sitting down, with far better results

however, this old dog has not been able to learn this particular new trick

so what I've been doing lately is just hopping in the shower after I take a shit...I could not be happier with the results

9/5/2010 4:26:05 AM

things I wouldn't admit to ITT^

9/5/2010 7:58:57 AM

^^what. the. fuck????

9/5/2010 9:14:25 AM

lol bsg

9/5/2010 12:35:23 PM