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FroshKiller
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I had a curry and some Cook-Out yesterday. My asshole felt like a cigarette burn.

9/7/2010 6:36:03 PM

Kickstand
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It fucking sucked. Well, except for half the day Sunday...which was spent on me sailboat.

9/7/2010 6:45:37 PM

dustm
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I hope your ears turn to assholes and shit on your shoulders

9/8/2010 12:46:30 PM

billytalent
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I forgot how much I loved shitting until I couldn't shit for three days.

Luckily it wasn't anything a case of beer couldn't solve... spent Monday pooping water with a huge grin on my face.

9/8/2010 12:55:50 PM

Agent 0
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I love chowing on sloppy wet snatch.

9/8/2010 12:57:08 PM

sparky
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i just jerked off in my own ass then made a cum bubble fart

9/8/2010 12:58:28 PM

pilgrimshoes
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give me big bush and cigarettes or give me death

or ill just complain like im actually dying anyways

9/8/2010 1:01:10 PM

billytalent
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This thread died faster than you can say "hairy snatch". Reminds me of an old Ford I had.

9/8/2010 8:24:18 PM

BubbleBobble
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TWW characters ITT

9/8/2010 8:25:15 PM

justinh524
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HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK AT ME. I'M POSTING LIKE zxappeal ITT

9/8/2010 8:28:02 PM

FroshKiller
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A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lots of different kinds of cars. She was standing--this girl--on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand--wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nonetheless.

I pulled the Mercury up right alongside her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush.

She says "are you dating," you know, so I said, "Sure." She gets in, and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I.

She says, "How much do you wanna spend?"

I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours, because I know it's a big one."

She says, "Twenty-five dollars." That's not chicken feed to a working man, so I produce the twenty-five dollars, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt, and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.

You can imagine how bad I wanted my twenty-five dollars back, huh?

12/9/2010 2:32:40 PM

dustm
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slingblade itt

12/9/2010 3:58:33 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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^^

12/9/2010 4:00:33 PM

joe_schmoe
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Slingblade, really? i thought that was Shawshank Redemption.

which character said it. i can't remember.

12/9/2010 4:34:46 PM

FroshKiller
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bttt

3/21/2011 4:41:09 PM

BettrOffDead
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this thread made me laugh really hard.

is he the guy that lives in garner and goes to karaoke in garner?

3/21/2011 4:44:59 PM

FroshKiller
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i don't know if he lives in garner but i'd believe it, right

all i know is he hates getting mistaken for a zaxby's lover

3/21/2011 4:46:11 PM

zxappeal
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Imagine my surprise, as I've not seen this before.

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"Slingblade, really? i thought that was Shawshank Redemption.

which character said it. i can't remember"


That creepy ass fucker that sits down next to Karl and just starts running his mouth incessantly in the mental institution.

No, I don't live in Garner. I live by Cameron Village.

[Edited on March 21, 2011 at 4:50 PM. Reason : And I ain't THAT country or redneck...]

3/21/2011 4:49:23 PM

FroshKiller
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surprised you haven't seen this thread

but yo, push come to shove, it was conceived in love

3/21/2011 4:52:20 PM

arghx
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Well it feels good... but then again, so does masturbation.

3/21/2011 4:52:33 PM

ThePeter
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what was the deal with that creepy guy anyway? did he ever say what got him in there to begin with?

3/21/2011 4:55:53 PM

Meg
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Something about eating a bunch of food and having ass burning shits.

3/21/2011 5:44:54 PM

BigEgo
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Fuck Valentine's Day, fuck this thread, and fuck you.

3/21/2011 7:10:03 PM

zxappeal
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I'm gonna shit on all of your doorsteps.

3/21/2011 8:43:04 PM

FroshKiller
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Relevant bump.

3/3/2014 4:05:22 PM

PaulISdead
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Its interesting to read. The way its written with its syntax. Gave me quite the chuckle his writing when you boil it down

3/3/2014 7:33:59 PM

FroshKiller
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I can't eat pears without making brown all day. Can't have plantains, either. It's like feeding a dog peanuts. My ass could peel paint.

1/23/2015 2:53:28 PM

FroshKiller
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Steer clear of the shitter. I just busted a butt nut.

8/1/2016 6:29:41 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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I had some mexican food the other day that really lit me up. Made me want to wipe my ass with an ice cube.

8/1/2016 6:49:36 PM

justinh524
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Posting in this thread means you aren't posting like zxappeal, because he doesn't post anymore.

8/1/2016 7:31:22 PM

UNOME
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I bet you have no friends.

8/1/2016 8:45:44 PM

BubbleBobble
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that guy is still alive?

8/2/2016 2:12:38 AM

FroshKiller
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Jesus wept, I'm sweating like whore in church. My crotch is like a bowl of ramen right now.

9/8/2016 3:52:18 PM

FroshKiller
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So is it "ZX appeal" or "zex appeal"?

*shifts into various poses on the couch like Jiminy Glick*

9/8/2016 3:57:52 PM

TKE-Teg
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9/8/2016 4:16:29 PM

FroshKiller
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hey why not

8/29/2018 9:56:32 AM

JayMCnasty
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Ate a footlong sub last night but haven't seen an inch of turd today, starting to get worried

8/29/2018 10:44:53 AM

FroshKiller
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I took a piss this morning that smelled like someone was tarring my bathroom.

11/13/2019 1:31:23 PM

FroshKiller
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is it zee ex or zex you old piss flap

11/13/2019 1:33:43 PM

zxappeal
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Zex, you sorry old twatswab.

11/13/2019 4:19:45 PM

StTexan
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I have laughed more reading this thread more than any other thread on here. Thank you

11/14/2019 12:09:11 AM

synapse
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shit fuck car sluts

11/14/2019 12:23:27 AM

zxappeal
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Goddammit. My ass turned into a shitwater Super Soaker over the past couple days. Evidently, a keto diet will do that. And I swear to Christ almighty that it smells like horrendous cat shit.

I’m still alive. I still like to post every now and then. It’s rather crazy that TWW is still here. But it’s also rather sad...a mere shadow of its former offensive glory.

11/14/2019 12:36:28 AM

StTexan
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Shit

Water

Supersoaker

11/14/2019 1:30:44 AM

Meg
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Poop
Fart
Cheeseburgers
Cars

11/14/2019 7:53:42 AM

zxappeal
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I could use a cheeseburger right about now.

11/15/2019 7:54:26 PM

PaulISdead
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Are you heir to the zaxbys fortune?

11/15/2019 8:12:07 PM

StTexan
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Duck sauce isn’t supposed to come out the same way it goes in.

11/21/2019 12:29:43 AM

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