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Man blows himself up trying to kill a spider
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7973024/Man-blows-himself-up-trying-to-kill-a-spider.html
Quote : | "The 28 year-old suffered severe burns after attacking the arachnid with an aerosol can at his home in Clacton in Essex.
The man was summoned by his wife to deal with a spider she had seen scuttling behind the lavatory on Bank Holiday Monday. Not being able to reach it, the man decided to kill it by spraying it with the can.
However he was unable to see whether it was dead because the bulb in the bathroom light had blown. At this point he turned to a cigarette lighter to illuminate the room, but in the process ignited the gas fumes and caused an explosion.
The blast was so strong it blew the man off his feet and lifted the loft door off its hinges. " |
Students set fire to friend http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/newshome/7880946/students-set-fire-to-friend/
Quote : | "Two students, an Australian and an American, have been sentenced to detention after setting fire to a friend in a drunken prank that went horribly wrong." |
Gasoline-filled bottle explodes, badly burning 3 people at bonfire http://www.startribune.com/local/102349269.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4OW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUUs
Quote : | "A 20-year-old pregnant woman nearing her due date was among three people badly burned in northern Minnesota when a beer bottle containing gasoline was put in a bonfire and exploded" |
[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 11:53 AM. Reason : epic copy pasta smiley face link]9/8/2010 11:51:59 AM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
I was watching Perez Hilton on television 9/8/2010 11:53:17 AM |
rtc407 All American 6217 Posts user info edit post |
careful, gunzz, don't plagiarize hooksaw's posting style 9/8/2010 11:55:48 AM |
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quote underline bold italics repeat 9/8/2010 12:02:09 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "The Captain `Cane story goes like this . . . Colin Cane, a freshman at The University of Tulsa, worked in IT support at night to help pay his way through college. During an electrical storm one night, Colin was called to the TU sports complex to fix a malfunctioning satellite that was broadcasting a live game. Never again would he watch his favorite team in action as a mere mortal. As he adjusted the satellite, the roar of the crowd coursed through the transmitter just as it was zapped with static electricity from the storm. Colin became entangled in a web of cyber-athletic forces. The atmospheric oddity known as a "binary vortex" mutated Colin over the course of several years. He eventually lost his hair but gained super-human powers. Thus he became Captain `Cane, a champion athlete and highly educated zealot of all things TU. " |
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toemoss All American 2950 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Two students, an Australian and an American, have been sentenced to detention after setting fire to a friend in a drunken prank that went horribly wrong."" |
I hope this goes on their permanent record, these kids need to learn their lesson9/8/2010 12:31:25 PM |
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Sun-Dried Maricopa Convict http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bastard/2010/09/marcia_powells_death_unavenged.php
Quote : | "Powell, 48, died May 20, 2009, after being kept in a human cage in Goodyear's Perryville Prison for at least four hours in the blazing Arizona sun. This, despite a prison policy limiting such outside confinement to a maximum of two hours.
The county medical examiner found the cause of death to be due to complications from heat exposure. Her core body temperature upon examination was 108 degrees Fahrenheit. She suffered burns and blisters all over her body.
Witnesses say she was repeatedly denied water by corrections officers, though the c.o.'s deny this. The weather the day she collapsed from the heat (May 19 -- she died in the early morning hours of May 20) arched just above a 107 degree high." |
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i thought this thread was about http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/09/rachel-dratch-gave-birth-to-a-boy 9/8/2010 4:23:44 PM |