ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18946 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "While on set for West Coast Productions performing with new female talent Bethany Benz, Yahshua sustained a torn urethra and ripped an aligning wall in his pelvis—what’s commonly referred to as a “broken dick.”
How can one break a dick, you ask?
Well, Yahshua sustained the injury while in the reverse cowgirl position. He was thrusting upwards while Benz was coming down; his penis popped out of her vagina and hit up against her thigh or pubic bone and “snapped.”
“There was an audible snapping sound,” Yahshua told AVN. She jumped up, I jumped up and blood started pouring out of my dick like someone turned on a garden hose. It was a pretty freaky situation.”" |
http://news.avn.com/articles/Prince-Yahshua-on-the-Mend-After-Set-Mishap-410312.html
I'm mildly curious to see footage of this.9/8/2010 6:00:06 PM |
NyM410 J-E-T-S 50084 Posts user info edit post |
Wait, is there seriously a male pornstar with the name Yahshua?
LOLOLOL, that is so awful.
[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 6:03 PM. Reason : nice. he thanked God too in a quote. this fucking guy!] 9/8/2010 6:02:13 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
OW
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keeeeler29 All American 4058 Posts user info edit post |
9/8/2010 6:06:03 PM |
Dammit100 All American 17605 Posts user info edit post |
LOL @: Quote : | "Initially diagnosed as a career-ending injury" |
9/8/2010 6:16:03 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
He must have a little dick. 9/8/2010 6:17:32 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
My penis is crying.
ooo. nope, just peed a little 9/8/2010 6:18:33 PM |
Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
read about something like that in playboy a couple years ago. apparently it's agonizing. 9/8/2010 6:38:25 PM |
zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
Didn't even read it, the title says it all 9/8/2010 6:39:34 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
Lol at yahshua 9/8/2010 6:45:12 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
I know that if I snapped my dong, I would scream out:
YAAAAAAAHHHH!
SSSSHHHHHHHHHiiiitttt!
UUUUUUUUgggggAAAAAAA! 9/8/2010 6:50:09 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
if there were a pistol at arm's length, i'd end it pretty soon 9/8/2010 6:53:43 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
^ While I see your point....
if my luck were bad enough that my stiffy snapped... I'm not sure I would trust fate enough to deliver a life ending blow with a bullet. I might end up as the person walking around with a broken dick, and deformed skull I'd look like Kiwi 9/8/2010 6:56:21 PM |
McDanger All American 18835 Posts user info edit post |
oh how the tables turn9/8/2010 6:57:01 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
first world problems 9/8/2010 7:15:59 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52902 Posts user info edit post |
I'll bet he was like
[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 8:21 PM. Reason : ]9/8/2010 8:20:36 PM |
Big4Country All American 11907 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Yahshua was rushed to Encino Medical Center, where doctors performed emergency surgery that lasted three and a half hours. He’ll begin physical therapy on Sept. 10." |
I wonder what type of physical therapy he will be doing?9/8/2010 8:22:17 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
never had a heinous dick injury, but i'm pretty sure i would pass out 9/8/2010 8:24:19 PM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
When he said it was bleeding do you think he meant from the head or what? Either that sounds HORRIFYING. 9/8/2010 8:26:14 PM |
ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
no pics of Bethany Benz (Caviar) yet? 9/8/2010 8:38:31 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
GIS
[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 8:43 PM. Reason : f it] 9/8/2010 8:42:00 PM |
dagreenone All American 5971 Posts user info edit post |
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AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
I'd snap a dick for her. 9/8/2010 8:56:15 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
I realize this thread is about having your dick broke, which I do not have, but hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight.
I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2010. I have been in this position since July 2009. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each:
Direct Advantages: Immediate knowledge of new technology, no middle man mark up, one shipping bill (paid by manufacturer or buyer of goods), access to larger range of non-commodity items, control inventory, have access to many distributors that can effectively sell their goods which increases market share, and set prices of commodity they manufacture.
Direct disadvantages: Typically have 1-3 sales reps per region (i.e. southeast, mid-atlantic, northeast, etc.) limiting the number of accounts they can successfully manage/cold-call, lack physical customer service or physical technical service available to or affordable for smaller users or altogether, are sometimes not trustworthy because they will go in behind their distributors that sell their commodity to one account in large quantities (i.e. they missed a big account, and have found out about it through a distributor selling their particular product) which leads to the distributor not selling their product anymore, have too many distributors selling the product ultimately driving the set price down through deviations, possibly rely on distributors to actually sell the product, and competition from other direct sources.
Large distributor advantages: have access to other commodities that go hand in hand with other manufacturers (poor example- grocery stores sell milk as well as cereal), get direct pricing, many locations regionally or nationally easing the shipping burden of buyers with multiple locations, personal service either customer or technical, many sales reps that are able to cover a broader territory, access to multiple manufacturers of the same commodity allowing to keep prices in check, service programs that smaller companies can't offer and direct providers can't match in price or value, and experts of many many commodities as opposed to one or a few.
Large distributor disadvantages: smaller local distributors creating price wars (think Michael Scott Paper Co vs Dunder-Mifflin), direct mfg's going in behind and stealing business, limited access to all of the mfg's (you won't find Harris Teeter name brands in Food Lion and visa versa), can't truly set prices because it's based on both supply and demand, territory management, and tough growth prospects in slower economies (this is true for direct as well really)
Local distributor advantages: Typically a good ol' boy setting where the seller and the buyer know each other for years (this does happen at all levels, but mostly at the local level), local folks are right down the street and can be used in emergencies, if the local guy buys at high enough volumes then there is no shipping charge to the end user, and access to both direct mfg's and large distributors.
Local distributor disadvantages: easily beaten in price, array of commodities, array of technology, lack of trained staff, low cash flow, etc etc etc.
This is what I have noticed in my six months, I am sure there are plenty more that need mentioning. The way I am setting myself apart as a sales person is this: I go after the big accounts right now while I am new. The big accounts, if I land them, will take care of me while I am new and building a customer base. The money made off of those allows me to focus free time on smaller accounts that get me higher margins. I build up big accounts, I would like to have 5-10 of these, then get 20-30 medium accounts. If I lose 1 or 2 big accounts, the 20-30 medium accounts keep me afloat while I go after new big accounts. I don't really waste time on small accounts simply because they basically pay for breakfast or something really small.
I will say this, if you can't get a big account in the first 6-8 months (assuming you have cash flow that you can ride this long) you could be in a world of trouble. If you can get one, it will really make going after the others a lot more enjoyable and less stressful. It's simply just very exhausting wasting any time on anything other than big accounts in the very beginning. You work just as hard on the medium sized accounts and see 1/3 to 1/36 of the money in my situation.
If you have any other questions, you can PM me. I hope this helps in the slightest! 9/8/2010 8:58:47 PM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ACTOR'S
COCK
'SNAPS'" |
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BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
haha I was just thinking of posting that before I clicked on this 9/8/2010 9:00:29 PM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 9:03 PM. Reason : sssss]
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AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
This is like a like a upside down fucked up reverse cowgirlcowboy?.
[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 9:04 PM. Reason : This is Yahshua.]
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billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
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BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
why did you pick that faggot for the first picture 9/8/2010 9:09:27 PM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
We have spent a lot of time upgrading the system and we feel that it would be a wasted effort if we allow the quality of TWW to diminish in the ways that it has over the last several months. With the launch of the crazyweb 2.1, we have adopted a stringent attitude towards the bullshit that we witnessed lately. I strongly suggest that several of you take a hard look here before embarking on your usual wolfweb rampage. To summarize the linked document:
1. no new fake accounts. each unity email will be allowed one wolf web account. any non unity email will be subject to an activation fee.
2. we are watching you. instead of deleting topics and posts, I will be deleting accounts of users who continue to abuse the system. first you will be warned, then suspended, then terminated/fined.
I hate to come off as an ass, but something has to be done and I don't have the time to lecture each one of the culprits. 9/8/2010 9:11:07 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
lol where does that come from? 9/8/2010 9:13:51 PM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
http://web.archive.org/web/20010723160842/http://ncsu.2y.net 9/8/2010 9:15:21 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
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EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
/story.aspx?story=159
[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 9:19 PM. Reason : I R Late] 9/8/2010 9:19:31 PM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
i did not come around these parts until 9/14/2004 (2185.0 days ago) 9/8/2010 9:21:07 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "'SNAPS'
DURING
SCENE" |
9/8/2010 9:22:48 PM |
BEU All American 12512 Posts user info edit post |
Does the porn industry offer health insurance?
[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 9:28 PM. Reason : fsdf] 9/8/2010 9:28:12 PM |
occamsrezr All American 6985 Posts user info edit post |
Moments before
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AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
^That must be a Yashua specialty. 9/8/2010 9:46:15 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
9/8/2010 10:24:20 PM |
bonerjamz 04 All American 3217 Posts user info edit post |
i came to post message_topic.aspx?topic=591754 9/8/2010 11:10:06 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
lol "bonerjamz" 9/8/2010 11:11:09 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
AGH. it's never good when a weewee bleeds. 9/8/2010 11:12:35 PM |
roddy All American 25832 Posts user info edit post |
America's Got Talent has a Prince Poppycock....(made it to the final four) 9/8/2010 11:21:30 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
I pray for the day that this thread quits being bumped 9/8/2010 11:22:13 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
oh snap
http://web.archive.org/web/20010823132145/ncsu.2y.net/message_section.aspx?section=1
this is how most of us (at least back then) first heard about tww, its where they spread the word to delay the brentroad party until the second weekend after all the cops had left 9/8/2010 11:22:41 PM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
^^ i pray for the day that your cock snaps 9/8/2010 11:22:57 PM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
9/8/2010 11:23:42 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
somebody's got fucking on the brain 9/8/2010 11:24:37 PM |