sooooooooooooo i really want to fuck up this particular person's life without leaving a trail, and i don't want to fight them. i figured you guys would be experts on the subject so i came here first.

9/9/2010 6:39:34 PM

nah. fuck em. they aint worth your time, eb

9/9/2010 6:40:30 PM

if it's me, you have to let me know

9/9/2010 6:40:52 PM

well that would take all of the fun out of it!

[Edited on September 9, 2010 at 6:42 PM. Reason : i know they aren't but i'm so fed up with their shit and i wanna hurt them back]

9/9/2010 6:41:36 PM

the best way to not leave a trail is to post about it on a publicly viewable message board

9/9/2010 6:41:52 PM

Quote :

"sooooooooooooo i really want to fuck up this particular person's life without leaving a trail, and i don't want to fight them. i figured you guys would be experts on the subject so i came here first."

this would make for a much better thread...

9/9/2010 6:42:29 PM

yeah, but who on TWW would be an expert at fucking?

9/9/2010 6:43:10 PM

you're my only hope

9/9/2010 6:43:15 PM

^^beat me to it.

[Edited on September 9, 2010 at 6:44 PM. Reason : ^better thread]

9/9/2010 6:43:42 PM

Best to just leave it alone, dear. Don't carry this hate in your heart.

9/9/2010 6:44:47 PM

you never had a choice

9/9/2010 6:44:48 PM

do you have access to their car or home?

9/9/2010 6:45:46 PM

Quote :

"yeah, but who on TWW would be an expert at fucking?"

fuckin'? we talkin bout rapin'!

9/9/2010 6:46:15 PM

car

9/9/2010 6:52:24 PM

PM billytalent

9/9/2010 6:53:26 PM

^

9/11/2010 2:56:24 AM

Quote :

"EPIC VANITY SEARCH"

9/11/2010 2:56:54 AM

just fuck it up... not that hard... wipe raw eggs on their mail or something

9/11/2010 2:58:26 AM

yeah i do that once a month

it's necessary

9/11/2010 2:58:28 AM

give them a venereal disease

9/11/2010 3:00:17 AM

Give them AIDS. It's a slow message, but it will leave an impact and fuck their life up (unless they are rich, as money is the cure for AIDS).





Not serious advice....................

9/11/2010 3:09:05 AM

Deer piss in the air vent (or if you can pop the hood the cabin air filter) is always a winner

Or freezing a can of shaving cream using dry ice or liquid nitrogen. Peel it open and toss the frozen foam into a vehicle. Enjoy the magic.

Vaseline under the car handle; if you hate them.

For a wedding we purchased spray-on clear adhesive and "glittered" my best friends tires. I thought it was stupid, turned out pretty epic. Don't overspray on the paint - that's just mean. 2 coats of adhesive backed with handfuls of glitter were awesome. bling bling.

However, all these are more 'pranks' instead of 'messing up their life'.

9/11/2010 3:09:22 AM

if even a small amount of cadaverine ended up in the air intake of a car the results would be horrible

so bad, in fact, that you should NOT do it

http://www.mpbio.com/product_info.php?family_key=02101181&country=223

9/11/2010 3:11:29 AM

^The shaving cream thing really doesn't work... they tried it on Mythbusters and it wasn't that effective.


If you have their address you could make a post on Craigslist for like a yard sale or something. Put the address in the post. People will just randomly start showing up to their house looking to buy their shit on some random day.

If you have their phone number, you could do something kinda similar and go to the gay/men or men section and make some kind of post saying "I'm gonna be traveling to Raleigh for a few days and will be looking to hook up with a few guys" or something like that. One of my friends had this happen to him and his voicemail got filled up in a few hours with creepy messages.

9/11/2010 3:16:46 AM

if he's on the internets try this out: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/FBI_redirection

9/11/2010 3:17:22 AM

I believe your looking for this book...

9/11/2010 1:30:15 PM

Just tell em you're a dude / show em your dong.

9/11/2010 1:53:28 PM