khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
(courtesy of raleighgawker, of course. without whom i would not have spent 20 minutes of my time reading chapter 1 of this fabulous book)
entertainment editor for wral: http://www.wral.com/entertainment/page/4239195/
raleighgawker celeb: http://www.raleighgawker.com/meet-kathy-hanrahan
memoir writer extraordinaire: http://www.scribd.com/doc/35486778/Pop-Culture-Junkie-Confessions-of-an-Entertainment-Reporter-Intro-Chap1
[Edited on September 16, 2010 at 5:59 PM. Reason : .] 9/16/2010 5:54:57 PM |
qntmfred retired 40600 Posts user info edit post |
Useless without pics 9/16/2010 5:59:36 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
9/16/2010 6:00:27 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
i can't beat my dick to that 9/16/2010 6:03:01 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
which is why i posted a link to her memoir.
she talks about her vag in it. duh. 9/16/2010 6:05:34 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
I dunno, she is kinda cute. Just look at those puppy dog eyes 9/16/2010 6:07:18 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
i never said she was uggo! 9/16/2010 6:09:44 PM |
armorfrsleep All American 7289 Posts user info edit post |
it really is shockingly terrible
Quote : | "If only I had gone to school in cornrows, maybe the other children would have thought I was a rapper and been too afraid to poke fun at me." |
[Edited on September 16, 2010 at 6:21 PM. Reason : .]9/16/2010 6:15:53 PM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39186 Posts user info edit post |
at first glance, I really though that dude in the bottom left was Aziz Ansari
[Edited on September 16, 2010 at 6:19 PM. Reason : whoops] 9/16/2010 6:18:56 PM |
armorfrsleep All American 7289 Posts user info edit post |
9/16/2010 6:22:42 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ I KNOW. i'm glad someone else skimmed it. this is like insanely horrible.
[Edited on September 16, 2010 at 6:23 PM. Reason : .] 9/16/2010 6:22:57 PM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39186 Posts user info edit post |
whoops
[Edited on September 16, 2010 at 6:24 PM. Reason : didn't see your quote edit] 9/16/2010 6:23:48 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
lol i wish it was aziz
but i think it is like american idol man? anoop or something 9/16/2010 6:25:10 PM |
armorfrsleep All American 7289 Posts user info edit post |
You knew it was going to be bad when she refers to her vagina as her "muffin" in the 1st paragraph of the 1st chapter of the book. 9/16/2010 6:27:39 PM |
petejames All American 2236 Posts user info edit post |
That is an awful, awful book. Or at least the first chapter is, anyway 9/16/2010 6:28:15 PM |
Snewf All American 63348 Posts user info edit post |
god damn it
she won an Emmy and I can't find a job 9/16/2010 6:32:05 PM |
armorfrsleep All American 7289 Posts user info edit post |
she's way ahead of all of us on the EGOTing front 9/16/2010 6:34:17 PM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39186 Posts user info edit post |
I can't wait to read about the time she partied with Alien Ant Farm 9/16/2010 6:38:02 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ lol
and her book will prob get published and sell to raleigh ITB soccer moms who will laugh at all of her "jokes"
ugh
CELEBS ARE JUST LIKE US BUT AIRBRUSHED!
^ hahahahahaha
[Edited on September 16, 2010 at 6:39 PM. Reason : .] 9/16/2010 6:38:33 PM |
kiljadn All American 44689 Posts user info edit post |
I want to know who the anonymous writer for RG is that called her out is, though.
I mean, fair is fair, her writing is awful.
But it takes a real fucking d-bag to hide behind a website or screenname and be that publicly brutal about someone. It's straight up Gronke shit. 9/16/2010 6:56:21 PM |
tschudi All American 6195 Posts user info edit post |
whoever allowed Chelsea Handler to get famous enabled shit like this 9/16/2010 7:01:19 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
^^ true.
and RG doesn't like anything. ever. reading it is usually a drag. i actually thought this was funny for once. even though its pretty cruel.
BUT if homegirl is going to publish a book, gotta get used to brutal. cause this shit sucks. and people will probably give it terrible reviews (at least, we can only hope). though not in the same tone as RG. i'm sure they'll be more PC.
^ that is what i was thinking the whole time i was reading chapter 1. chelsea handler is probably her role model. ugh. soooo bad. why, stupid women, WHYYYY are you making it like this for the rest of us.
[Edited on September 16, 2010 at 7:03 PM. Reason : .] 9/16/2010 7:02:12 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
OH SHIT!
She met Elmo AND Cookie Monster?
THAT IS FUCKING BADASS!!!! 9/16/2010 7:02:53 PM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39186 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "whoever allowed Chelsea Handler to get famous enabled shit like this" |
the EXACT same thing I was thinking9/16/2010 7:13:51 PM |
wolfpack2105 All American 12428 Posts user info edit post |
her collage if famous people is made up of elmo, cookie monster, everybody loves raymond, anoop idol and a mexican rat 9/16/2010 7:17:25 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
OK dude, you can fuck with Elmo. But you CANNOT fuck with Cookie Monster
Check Yo Self, bro 9/16/2010 7:19:07 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
no worries she has tons of famous people stories:
Quote : | "Talked about jewelry with “American Idol” runner-up Adam Lambert Played Madden NFL '07 against Marshall Faulk and lost miserably Talked about “Flavor of Love” with Jerry Rice and Russell Simmons Flashed an Oscar winner Got schooled by Raymond’s mom Worked the words "White Puffy Coke Whore" into a job interview Waged war on Kid Rock Was one of the first to report on Robin Roberts' condition post-surgery Decided I didn’t want to LiveStrong with Lance Armstrong Was a Sweet Potato Queen for a Day Finally got to know Diddley - Bo diddley Wrote about Jamie-Lynn Spears' baby daddy Ate Goldfish with B.B. King Partied with Alien Ant Farm on their tour bus Almost got knocked out by a bottle meant for Eminem Nearly kicked in the head by Good Charlotte's Joel Madden Put Mardi Gras beads around Fuel’s Brett Scallion's neck during a show Sat on the stage minutes before Stone Temple Pilots started playing on it Got sweated on by STP’s Scott Weiland Made B.B. King laugh Went undercover as a jogger to get some info on an illegal cheerleading team. Got bear hugged by Morgan Freeman. Scored an exclusive interview with Jerry Rice days before he retired as a 49er Held a Super Bowl ring on my finger Dropped it like it was hot with Elmo" |
nevermind this reads like something out of tigerbeat mag
[Edited on September 16, 2010 at 7:22 PM. Reason : .]9/16/2010 7:21:38 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
I seriously have no idea who this broad is, nor why she is relevant. Nor do I care. But the chick met Cookie Monster, so she is cool with me. 9/16/2010 7:23:24 PM |
kiljadn All American 44689 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "and RG doesn't like anything. ever. reading it is usually a drag. " |
and y'all wonder why I don't like hipsters.
Some smelly, unkempt, and unwashed bearded fuck has the audacity to sit behind a keyboard and spew vitriol on a blog about someone else, and not even once does he own up to who he is.9/16/2010 7:37:16 PM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39186 Posts user info edit post |
that ain't just a hipster thing 9/16/2010 7:38:12 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
^^ you guys have something in common. because RG HATES hipsters too!!!
haha.
^ that is the truth. that is like, half the point/appeal of ALL blogs. and the internet. and freaking tww (well, for some of the twwers, anyway...not us, cause we are way better/cooler ) besides most hipsters i know will be happy to get in your face and snobbishly tell you why they don't like you or what you are doing wrong.
but i don't want this thread to turn into another arguing over hipsters thread. so. lets just focus on the beauty of this artwork ("this" being the memoir, not RG. clearly.)
[Edited on September 16, 2010 at 7:44 PM. Reason : .] 9/16/2010 7:38:32 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
She needs notes.
A lot of notes.
From unbiased people.
Not her mom.
Seriously, if she had any outside input, I bet it would be a whole lot better. Not good but better.
Also, I think a lot of what is turning people off is actually her trying to make fun of herself (like the list of things she's done). At least I hope that's the case. 9/16/2010 10:15:21 PM |
screentest All American 1955 Posts user info edit post |
getting excited about touching a rapper's hand is lame, too. 9/16/2010 10:22:31 PM |
Snewf All American 63348 Posts user info edit post |
"shoved up my muffin" is crazy distasteful actually telling me about her IUD is crazy distasteful
with that said I think an IUD could have solved some problems in my life
but it still made my skin crawl to read about it (not cause I'm sensitive about the snizz - just cause I'm sensitive)
also her punctuation is kind of inconsistent which annoys me 9/17/2010 1:17:36 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
WAT?
My English degree and Emily Post-like sensibilities are crying right now. 9/17/2010 1:24:21 AM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
^WAT?
You care about etiquette? 9/17/2010 1:34:29 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
propriety, sure. 9/17/2010 1:37:34 AM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "WAT?
My English degree and Emily Post-like sensibilities are crying right now." |
bottombaby has firmly cemented herself in my list of top ten tdubbers 9/17/2010 1:39:18 AM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
^^No, no, you don't.
At all. 9/17/2010 1:43:24 AM |
Snewf All American 63348 Posts user info edit post |
I never got an English degree - never even went to school for one
I changed majors, actually
from World Literature to Literature but I did the Women's Studies from day one 9/17/2010 2:09:46 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "also her punctuation is kind of inconsistent which annoys me" |
hahaha i know.
and maybe i need to change my view. i didn't think she was making fun of herself with the list. maybe if i look at it like THAT i can like it 1% more than i already did (which was 0). i see her as someone that actually takes herself seriously...mostly because i took the WRAL bio and her memoir (and the fact that it is called a fucking memoir, i mean who the fuck are you, really) as a whole.
but perhaps i have been viewing it wrong this entire time.9/17/2010 3:40:03 AM |
Bweez All American 10849 Posts user info edit post |
I can beat my dick to anything that involves Ray Ramano or Elmo.
Both?
Fuck yeah. 9/17/2010 4:00:19 AM |
NyM410 J-E-T-S 50084 Posts user info edit post |
What exactly is Raleigh Gawker? I've never seen it before. Is it supposed to just troll like quasi local celebrities?
[Edited on September 17, 2010 at 9:22 AM. Reason : what an odd site. i guess it's funny but I disagree with pretty much everything on there.] 9/17/2010 9:18:17 AM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
Holy shit, that's bad writing.
Speaking of holy shit, I hope some random blog doesn't decide to tear me apart because of my general lameness. 9/17/2010 10:43:47 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
i know. bashing someone because of lameness is kind of equally as lame. especially when that is pretty much all the blog does.
but whatev. that is what blogs are for.
and memoirs are for telling really sweet stories about muffins. 9/19/2010 7:31:01 PM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Don’t you see what you just revealed to us, Kathy? You went to Mardi Gras, one of the craziest drunkest parties in the U.S., and NO ONE wanted to sleep with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahaha-hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
9/19/2010 7:40:27 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
I fully expected to see nudes of her by now, cmon guys, its been three days 9/19/2010 9:48:35 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
tww was not that into this. i expected meaner comments. instead everyone was just mad about raleigh gawker.
i think maybe the first chapter of a memoir was too much for tww's attention span. 9/19/2010 10:33:09 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
do you know her personally? 9/19/2010 10:39:17 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
uh no. 9/19/2010 10:41:41 PM |