Dear Mat Latos,

Thanks for being a dependable, lights out pitcher for my fantasy baseball team all year. Problem is, the playoffs started this week, and when I needed you to perform the most, you failed. Miserably. Had you not been complete and utter shit, I would still have a shot at winning my league and the pot of money. Now I have no shot because you negated the work of two of my other pitchers this evening, and I'm like 150 points behind the other guy. Fuck you, Mat Latos. Fuck you in your stupid, stupid asshole. If our paths ever cross, and you are in need of my help, I will not give it to you. I would not give you the spare change in my pocket if I saw you homeless by the side of the road. I will be eagerly anticipating the downfall of the San Diego Padres, as well as your career. Know that you have angered not only me, but also the entire community on TWW. I hope you die cold, lonely, and surrounded by human shit.

Sincerely,

A Fickle Baseball Fan

9/18/2010 2:30:51 AM

tl;dr

9/18/2010 4:06:39 AM

Here's the short version: Blah blah fantasy sports blah blah.

9/18/2010 4:54:58 AM

shit never was the same after the strike, b

9/18/2010 12:31:08 PM

Fantasy sports - always neat!

9/18/2010 12:36:07 PM