1. If you've watched more than 3 minutes of any of the Twilight movies.

9/18/2010 8:21:41 PM

i watched the part where edward drove through the woods in his jeep. i was just flipping through the channles and i was like whats this.

9/18/2010 8:24:18 PM

^^ without the intent of banging the girl you watch it with.

[Edited on September 18, 2010 at 8:26 PM. Reason : Card not revoked for sex pursuits, yo]

9/18/2010 8:25:17 PM

You watched the VMA's instead of NFL football.

9/18/2010 8:26:15 PM

^^

9/18/2010 8:28:00 PM

good points, pointed out itt

9/18/2010 8:30:04 PM

Quote :

"^^ without the intent of banging the girl you watch it with. [Edited on September 18, 2010 at 8:26 PM. Reason : Card not revoked for sex pursuits, yo]"

Exemption granted.

9/18/2010 8:35:03 PM

what if you make the kind of posts I make on the regular

9/18/2010 8:39:26 PM

I feel like intent isn't enough, if you watch Twilight and come up empty handed it still should get revoked.

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"You watched the VMA's instead of NFL football."

agreed

9/18/2010 8:42:25 PM

2. If you use a tanning booth. GET OUTSIDE AND MOW A LAWN OR SUMP'N!

9/18/2010 8:44:47 PM

3. If you use any online dating site

9/18/2010 8:54:09 PM

what if you just use it to score some quick poon?

9/18/2010 8:55:31 PM

if you make threads about "man cards"

9/18/2010 8:56:11 PM

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

9/18/2010 8:56:35 PM

OH SNAP

he just went there

9/18/2010 8:56:41 PM

if you make threads about "man cards"

9/18/2010 9:00:01 PM

OH SNAP

he just went there

9/18/2010 9:00:51 PM

3. If you state that starting threads about "man cards" being a reason to revoke your "man card".

9/18/2010 9:01:58 PM

if you make threads about "man cards"

9/18/2010 9:03:42 PM

4. If you use gay html, blinking fonts.

5. If you ever used "princess" in a title for a thread.



[Edited on September 18, 2010 at 9:06 PM. Reason : edit]

9/18/2010 9:05:02 PM

lol

someone's defensive

9/18/2010 9:07:00 PM

If you use gay html, blinking fonts

9/18/2010 9:12:08 PM

you go to a Lady Gaga concert

9/18/2010 9:13:11 PM

6. If you start threads in the soap box asking people to suck your dick.
message_topic.aspx?topic=591513

9/18/2010 9:16:04 PM

if your photo gallery is full of pictures of women

9/18/2010 9:19:52 PM

9/18/2010 9:24:40 PM

is it a trap

9/18/2010 9:54:52 PM

6. If you skip

9/18/2010 10:03:38 PM

nah but seriously

using the term "man card" IS pretty gay.

9/18/2010 10:21:13 PM

I used to skip a lot

then I gained a lot of weight

it's hard to skip with a BMI of 32

[Edited on September 18, 2010 at 10:23 PM. Reason : As far as the kids I went to school with think I'm a triple-fag faggy and I have a triple grin

9/18/2010 10:22:14 PM

^ If you tell others to "get to know your fonts intimately.. play around with them"

9/18/2010 10:56:24 PM

o sssnap gurl
that'sss faaaabulousss

9/18/2010 11:18:58 PM

what is this? a lame ass beer commercial? talking about "man cards" is just as gay as talking about man crushes

9/19/2010 9:38:18 AM

If you won't stand up to a bunch of fucking 12 year old kids.

9/19/2010 12:19:08 PM

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"^^ without the intent of banging the girl you watch it with."

oh hell no. you still lose it. just hit that shit without watching the movie. if you need a movie to get laid, you are no man.

9/19/2010 12:33:12 PM

what is this? a lame ass beer commercial? talking about "man cards" is just as gay as talking about man crushes

9/19/2010 12:39:01 PM

Quote :

"JUST AS GAY"

9/19/2010 12:42:41 PM

Quote :

"ASS BEER COMMERCIAL"

Quote :

"ABOUT MAN CRUSHES"

9/19/2010 12:44:34 PM

if you're a dude and have pictures of cocks in your photo gallery
if you let said people help determine whether you have a man card or not

9/19/2010 12:47:16 PM

9/19/2010 12:47:34 PM

If you sit to pee.

9/23/2010 3:36:22 PM

if you're a unc fan, student or grad

9/23/2010 3:38:34 PM

wow im guilty of a ton of these things but i get laid a lot so it cancels out

9/23/2010 3:41:04 PM

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"If you sit to pee."

even if it's at the same time when you need to poop?

9/23/2010 3:42:13 PM

^What are you, a lawyer? No. you have to stand to poop too.

9/23/2010 3:44:20 PM

If you emote on facebook...hell if you spend more than an hour a week there.

9/23/2010 3:45:28 PM

I am packing to move, All of my kitchen stuff is light pink

9/23/2010 9:09:31 PM