Saw a link on the NCSU homepage for students to eat lunch with the chancellor. I figured I could use a free lunch and signed up. Got this email today:

Quote :

" You have been scheduled to have lunch with Chancellor Woodson on Tuesday, September 28, from noon until 1:00 p.m. The lunch will take place in the Chancellor's office. Attire is whatever you would wear to class. "

soo...any ideas as to what i should talk about? apparently there's only gonna be 5 of us there.

9/23/2010 9:25:08 PM

sports

9/23/2010 9:26:04 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzgEi_u9-88

9/23/2010 9:31:49 PM

Jersey Shore

Katy Perry's boobs

9/23/2010 10:19:49 PM

1.) Booting corrupt admin
2.) Tailgating
3.) Firing Archer

9/23/2010 10:36:31 PM

Fire Kay Yow

err uh. shit. debbie.

[Edited on September 23, 2010 at 10:38 PM. Reason : RIP kay]

9/23/2010 10:38:35 PM

more athletic spending

9/23/2010 11:30:54 PM

Ask him if he got dat tuition

9/23/2010 11:41:24 PM

fully incorporate the wolfdog into the fb opening ceremony

discounted lunches at alternate locations when the atrium is closed for renovations

stop stealing our money for talley when we voted against it

9/23/2010 11:45:45 PM

Fuck. I am not a current student because of the bullshit I need to get someone high up to fix.

9/23/2010 11:48:10 PM

9/23/2010 11:53:29 PM

ask him to tell lafta to pay up.

9/24/2010 12:05:55 AM

discuss the merits of Hitler, and maintain that he was an extremely talented man, despite his wickedness

refuse to allow the conversation to be diverted in any other direction

9/24/2010 12:13:47 AM

Quote :

"Please note that the purpose of these lunches is not for Chancellor Woodson to intervene in individual problems best handled by established campus procedures."

9/24/2010 12:21:34 AM

Link to sign up?

9/24/2010 12:24:32 AM

http://www.ncsu.edu/about-nc-state/chancellor/lunch/

[Edited on September 24, 2010 at 12:31 AM. Reason : They must've taken it down. ]

9/24/2010 12:27:09 AM

Ask him about how he aims to address cheating, and whether or not he has any daughters.

9/24/2010 12:43:17 AM

Ask him if he's ever been to a Turkish prison.

9/24/2010 12:54:40 AM

^^^^^ There are no established channels to deal with this shit. BTDT

9/24/2010 12:56:31 AM

^ Yeah, I'm guessing that's why the page is down. Either too many people responded or too many people responded wanting specific problems addressed--or both.

9/24/2010 1:14:03 AM

we had an amazing response and there were way more people who requested sign-ups than spots available

no reason to keep the form live if it's already full

9/24/2010 8:58:40 AM

Mention the following things:

1) Plane taking off from a treadmill
2) Eastern NC BBQ vs Western NC BBQ
3) Memorize the outside sales meme and say it when someone brings up something else
4) WRAL closings list from the snow a few years ago
5) ???
6) Profit

9/24/2010 9:02:39 AM

Quote :

"3) Memorize the outside sales meme and say it when someone brings up something else"

lol

[Edited on September 24, 2010 at 9:32 AM. Reason : THIS ONE]

9/24/2010 9:32:24 AM

ask him to join tdub

9/24/2010 9:43:49 AM

trick question the plane is actually a helicopter

9/24/2010 10:05:07 AM

Honestly that is a pretty awesome thing for Chancellor Woodson to do. I work for a company that employs maybe 10,000 people and their is no way I'm getting a chance to eat with the CEO.

If I was still a student, I would definitely sign up for this if it was offered again.




[Edited on September 24, 2010 at 10:35 AM. Reason : df]

9/24/2010 10:34:21 AM

Tell him that you're a nigerian crown prince and try to get his monies.

9/24/2010 11:04:41 AM

Keep the twitter feeds to yourself. Someones gonna get in trouble

9/24/2010 1:34:31 PM

tomorrows the big lunch


i really hope the food is good

9/27/2010 3:20:33 PM