...and 4 cases of redbull shots. That's what I found sitting on my porch this morning. 1 case was opened, stacked in a pyramid. The other were sitting next to it, waiting for consumption.

MY LIFE ROCKS!

9/24/2010 5:49:21 PM

Doesn't RedBull make you crash?

9/24/2010 5:52:09 PM

Why would someone do this?

9/24/2010 5:52:43 PM

Make sure you post here when you shit yourself. Then again... don't.

9/24/2010 5:54:06 PM

^^ No idea. Word's can't describe how I felt when I saw it.

9/24/2010 5:54:47 PM

red bull (and other such 'energy' drinks, i.e., caffeinated carbonated sugar water) are for show-offing trying-to-be-cool wannabes.

and for some reason, all the drinkers i encounter act like retards and are terrible at academics... it must be all the sugar rotting their brains.

9/24/2010 5:57:26 PM

actually now that you mention it all the people i know who drink them religiously are doing shitty in school

9/24/2010 5:58:38 PM

hahahahah

9/24/2010 5:58:55 PM

ay yo could you break me off a case?

9/24/2010 6:19:52 PM

so were you expecting them?

or did you just assume that some mystical red bull fairy left them on your doorstep?

9/24/2010 6:24:12 PM

I wasn't expecting them. The mystical redbull fairy left them for me.

9/24/2010 6:26:17 PM

so there are no doubts in your mind that perhaps you got someone elses shipment instead?

or are you so special you deserve such divine gifts?

9/24/2010 6:30:11 PM

I'm fairly certain that I know who did this as she has been known to leave me these little gifts regularly. I came home to a pyramid of regular, sugar free, and four cases of shots just last week.

9/24/2010 6:36:25 PM

Uh yea I don't think it's just a coincidence that it happened again.

Somehow I think the connection is warranted.

9/24/2010 6:37:13 PM

How do I get connected with this red bull faerie?

9/24/2010 6:41:18 PM

i, too, drink red bull and am therefore unintelligent.

(apparently)

9/24/2010 6:50:58 PM

ya dumbshit

9/24/2010 6:51:30 PM

ya dumbshit

9/24/2010 6:51:30 PM

OPIE's here to tell you how he drinks his redbull with vegetables in it.

How predictable.

9/24/2010 8:05:04 PM

^ wow, that was so fucking predictable... i have seen you posting for a couple of days now after a long break by you/me, and i was like, this is odd... he hasn't been caustic towards me yet, when is gonna jump on me?!!!

and here you go.

9/24/2010 8:21:14 PM

dude, you are such a fucking pansy.

9/24/2010 8:22:45 PM

as i have said before, not everybody is lucky enough to fuck supermodels... ONLY IF i could be a manly man like you

9/24/2010 8:23:51 PM

I wish that they made decaffeinated Red Bull because I actually like the taste of Red Bull, but really don't need the energy.

Same goes for sugar free Monster.

9/24/2010 8:26:49 PM

i thought they did have a de-caf monster. i might be wrong though...

9/24/2010 8:27:34 PM

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9/24/2010 8:29:05 PM

i bought a half gallon of jager today, wanna be friends?

9/24/2010 8:41:23 PM

red bull OG!

9/24/2010 8:49:32 PM

^^ i do.

9/24/2010 8:50:33 PM