http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1314535/Polygamist-King-Mswati-Swaziland-fires-justice-minister-affair-1-14-wives.html

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"The polygamous king of Swaziland has fired his justice minister after the politician was caught red-handed having an affair with one of the king’s 14 wives. King Mswati III acted after pictures emerged of his minister Ndumiso Mamba hiding in the base of his adulterous wife’s bed. The astonishing images show security officials standing around the upturned bed looking down at the forlorn minister. Rumours that King Mswati III's twelfth wife, 22-year-old Nothando Dube – a former Miss Teen Swaziland – had been having an affair have circulated inside the country for weeks. While local media are banned from reporting the scandal, it was widely rumoured that Mrs Dube liked to disguise herself as a soldier in order to sneak out of the royal palace and meet her lover undetected. The 42-year-old monarch of the small African stateis an enthusiastic practitioner of the tribal tradition of polygamy. He famously chooses a new bride each year at a traditional ‘reed dance’ in which all the impoverished country’s unmarried young girls are paraded in front of the monarch "

Cuckolded: King Mswati III has placed Nothando Dube (pictured) under house arrest and fired his justice minister



[Edited on September 26, 2010 at 11:33 AM. Reason : .]

9/26/2010 11:32:48 AM

it's good to be king

9/26/2010 11:50:13 AM

9/26/2010 11:54:54 AM

So one of his wives cheated, and he dealt with it. What's the issue?

9/26/2010 11:55:27 AM

9/26/2010 11:58:55 AM

Swaziland has a 40% AIDS rate, and this 'king' is a fucking inhuman piece of shit for turning a blind eye to it and living a lecherous lavish life.

Tons of topless young girls dance in front of him at some festival every year and he chooses one of them to be his new wife. Every. Fucking. Year.

Why won't someone shoot the fucker?

9/26/2010 12:15:21 PM

^
Hate the game, not the player. (you inhuman piece of shit)

9/26/2010 12:17:39 PM

trolls will troll.

9/26/2010 12:18:43 PM

Only 0EPII1 would get fucking irate about the king of something called Swaziland

9/26/2010 12:19:39 PM

If he didnt marry them, those girls would go back to shit-farming or whatever else goes on there. He's doing them a favor.

9/26/2010 12:20:14 PM

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"this 'king' is a fucking inhuman piece of shit for turning a blind eye to it and living a lecherous lavish life. ... Why won't someone shoot the fucker?"

--0EPII1

9/26/2010 12:21:34 PM

I know... they are blacks/Africans... who gives a shit, let them die from AIDS/dirty water/malnutrition/etc.

9/26/2010 12:24:14 PM

^
What kind of weak-ass trolling is that supposed to be? Let's play the race card, you guys!...it'll be fun

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"Tons of topless young girls dance in front of him at some festival every year and he chooses one of them to be his new wife. Every. Fucking. Year."

So, what part of this do you have a problem with? The topless part? The young part?
Do you have a problem with tons of topless young girls? Do you have a problem with polygamy?
OR ARE YOU JUST JEALOUS?

[Edited on September 26, 2010 at 12:28 PM. Reason : ]

9/26/2010 12:26:54 PM

Those girls are probably begging him to marry them. I can't imagine what a shithole Swaziland is.

9/26/2010 12:28:45 PM

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"minister Ndumiso Mamba"

mambagrl exposed?

[Edited on September 26, 2010 at 12:36 PM. Reason : a]

9/26/2010 12:34:47 PM

^^^ I have a problem with this, you illiterate:

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"Swaziland has a 40% AIDS rate, and this 'king' is a fucking inhuman piece of shit for turning a blind eye to it and living a lecherous lavish life."

And this.

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"Swaziland has the lowest life expectancy at 32 years,"

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"The infection rate in the country is unprecedented and the highest in the world at 26.1% of adults[5] and over 50% of adults in their 20s."

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"From another perspective, the last available World Health Organization data in 2002 shows that 61% of all deaths in the country were caused by HIV/AIDS."

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"With a record crude death rate of 30 per 1000, this means that about 2% of the Swazi population dies from HIV every year."

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"38.8% of tested pregnant women infected with HIV"

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"Life expectancy has fallen from 61 years in 2000 to 32 years in 2009"

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"Infant mortality was at 110 per 1,000 in 2005, with the WHO showing that 47% of all deaths under 5 are caused by HIV/AIDS."

Fighting all of the above takes money, and that shit king spends the money on women, palaces, and cars. Yeah, no problem there . I thought you were libertarian?

As for the "race card", it was just meant to show that rich white countries don't give a shit if black people are dying. I mean, they don't have oil or gas or anything like that, so no one cares.

9/26/2010 12:35:26 PM

9/26/2010 12:42:20 PM

what a great guy?!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mswati_III_of_Swaziland#Wealth

as i said, he should be shot on the streets.

9/26/2010 12:44:02 PM

^^^
Dude. You're the idiot troll that brought up AIDS and race. You.
Go ahead and copy-and-paste some more irrelevant facts.
I mean what...is it only okay for kings of non-impoverished nations to practice polygamy or buy houses and cars?

Your bigotry, cultural insensitivity, and blatant ad hominem bullshit are so strong, why do I bother responding to you?

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"As for the "race card", it was just meant to show that rich white countries don't give a shit if black people are dying. I mean, they don't have oil or gas or anything like that, so no one cares. "

How do I even respond to that? You are a monster.

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"as i said, he should be shot on the streets."

How do I even respond to that? You are a monster.

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"I thought you were libertarian?"

My politics aside... exactly what political philosophy do you hold? You know, the one where it's okay to murder a king you don't like?
(You are a monster.)

[Edited on September 26, 2010 at 12:48 PM. Reason : ]

9/26/2010 12:47:51 PM

man, can you even fucking read? oh i forgot, you are a troll.

yeah, i want him to be taken out because i don't like him

oh yeah, the facts BECAUSE of which i want him taken out, are totally "irrelevant".

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"Your bigotry, cultural insensitivity, "

Yeah let's be sensitive to their culture... that's how they live! While the king lives an opulent life in several palaces and spends public money on his cars, wives, and palaces, and has $100 million stashed in banks, aside from the $10 billion that his father left for the country which somehow doesn't seem to get spent on improving the populaces' life, the people are dying of AIDS and malnutrition!

Who are we to tell him to care for his people?!!! How dare us!

YOU are the fucking monster

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"I mean what...is it only okay for kings of non-impoverished nations to practice polygamy or buy houses and cars?"

Wow, just wow... as I said, YOU are the fucking monster for not giving a shit about the people falling like flies there and especially for condoning the King's behaviour vis-a-vis his spending on his luxuries.


[Edited on September 26, 2010 at 12:58 PM. Reason : ]

9/26/2010 12:54:53 PM

Wow, dude. Get help.
Your hatred and bigotry will consume you.


Also, when you do get help, tell the shrink or pastor or whoever that you think its okay to murder someone "in the streets". (I'm quite glad we don't live in your world where murder is a solution to something.)


[Edited on September 26, 2010 at 1:16 PM. Reason : ]

9/26/2010 12:59:57 PM

Wow, dude. Get help.
Your cruelty and illiteracy will consume you. As would your disdain for poor diseased people.

(hey, i am going to use words like 'bigot' without actually fucking knowing what they mean!!!)

9/26/2010 1:02:05 PM

Strawman much?

lol, it's no surprise that a race-card player wouldn't know that "bigot" means more than racist.

9/26/2010 1:07:13 PM

tell me, what level did you study till?

because you can't seem to recognize obvious sarcasm, hyperbole, etc.

9/26/2010 1:09:35 PM

I can't tell if indy is trolling 0EPII1 because it's the in thing these days but this king does seem like a huge douche.

Not all cultures should be respected.

9/26/2010 1:10:29 PM

ahahaha

He repeatedly calls for this guy to be killed.
"Why won't someone shoot the fucker?", he says.... "he should be shot on the streets", he adds... "i want him to be taken out"

Then I suggest murder is wrong.
"I'm quite glad we don't live in your world where murder is a solution to something."


OH BUT WAIT!

HE WASN'T SERIOUS... IT WAS JUST HYPERBOLE

[Edited on September 26, 2010 at 1:16 PM. Reason : ]

9/26/2010 1:16:18 PM

this thread sucks now thanks guys

9/26/2010 1:27:14 PM

I was planning on surprising paerabol with a romantic trip to Swaziland early next spring. Now, my plans are ruined

9/26/2010 1:37:33 PM

they's mouths to feed brotha

9/26/2010 1:41:17 PM

hi im oepii1 i live in saudi arabia and im a big faggot

9/26/2010 1:56:18 PM

^
this thread made me want to insult 0EP in some crass, mindless way, but crass mindlessness is not my strong suit
well done

9/26/2010 2:02:33 PM

more people who condone dictators and human rights abusers have joined the thread.

welcome.

so tell me, the cutoff # of deaths of oppressed 3rd worlders that takes you from a smile to a chuckle, and from a chuckle to an LOL?

9/26/2010 2:33:59 PM

I don't exactly condone oppressive third-world dictators...but if I can't change something then it doesn't make much difference whether I condone it or not

I prefer to save myself the trouble of getting overly pissed about injustices which I cannot fix

and your constant moralizing gets old, yo

9/26/2010 2:42:16 PM

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"I prefer to save myself the trouble of getting overly pissed about injustices which I cannot fix"

Well, I am different. Can't help it.

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"and your constant moralizing gets old, yo"

Don't be a bigot.

9/26/2010 2:45:52 PM

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"I don't exactly condone oppressive third-world dictators...but if I can't change something then it doesn't make much difference whether I condone it or not I prefer to save myself the trouble of getting overly pissed about injustices which I cannot fix and your constant moralizing gets old, yo"

9/26/2010 2:46:35 PM

guys, this is 0EPII1. shooting a man "in the streets" is one of the more rational punishments he's proposed. normally he'd prefer he be castrated and left bleeding to death.

[Edited on September 26, 2010 at 2:48 PM. Reason : .]

9/26/2010 2:47:55 PM

i go to school with a guy from swaziland

9/26/2010 2:48:37 PM

I DECLARE JIHAD ON THIS INFIDEL KING ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

9/26/2010 2:48:45 PM

Holyshit, I've never been in a situation where I found myself inherently wanting to defend OEPII1.

It's like I've stumbled into a high school debate session gone awry.

9/26/2010 2:51:33 PM

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"and your constant moralizing gets old, yo and your constant moralizing gets old, yo and your constant moralizing gets old, yo and your constant moralizing gets old, yo and your constant moralizing gets old, yo"

9/26/2010 2:53:29 PM

im trying to think of some offensive comment to make about oepii1's daughter but i cant figure out how i want to say it without sounding like im tlaking about someone fucking a kid

9/26/2010 2:53:37 PM

^ get help from EMCE or jackleg. they don't pussyfoot around, they just go ahead and reference infant rape, wishing child death, etc.

9/26/2010 2:55:08 PM

^ shut up bitch i wasnt talking to you

9/26/2010 2:58:46 PM

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"I prefer to save myself the trouble of getting overly pissed about injustices which I cannot fix"

don't worry too much, it's africa; they're never too far from the next coup...

9/26/2010 2:59:28 PM

how could you ever get upset about anything that happens in africa? it's literally the worst place on earth.

9/26/2010 3:02:35 PM

I don't think I've ever said anything about infant rape. That sounds pretty gross man.

9/26/2010 3:12:29 PM

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"Holyshit, I've never been in a situation where I found myself inherently wanting to defend OEPII1. It's like I've stumbled into a high school debate session gone awry."

yeah i mean he needs to pick his battles better but I'm not sure what the fuck indy is trying to do either, besides trolling

9/26/2010 3:29:16 PM