You're not the best she's ever had and you're not the biggest she has ever had.

9/26/2010 9:15:14 PM

that's probably true

9/26/2010 9:15:58 PM

so im not the worst or smallest she's ever had?

NICE

9/26/2010 9:23:04 PM

You're not the best she's ever had and you're not the biggest she has ever had unless you are the best and/or biggest she has ever had.

9/26/2010 9:30:07 PM

^^nah that would be merbig

[Edited on September 26, 2010 at 9:30 PM. Reason : .]

9/26/2010 9:30:28 PM

I know for a fact that I am both of these.

9/26/2010 9:30:31 PM

^ This is false.

^^ Oh snap.

9/26/2010 9:32:56 PM

^^ Does that mean you've "tested" all of her previous boyfriends.

That's the only way to know for a fact.

amirite?

9/26/2010 9:34:04 PM

What does she say to the biggest she's ever seen?

9/26/2010 9:36:12 PM

^ Nothing, or else she wouldn't be fucking you.

9/26/2010 9:42:07 PM

you are assuming she's not a virgin.

I mean, this whole thread is retarded and I don't want to distract from that - but you've got some major logic holes.

9/26/2010 9:42:21 PM

Once you go AlaskanGrown you never go back, fortunatley for her she started off with the best.

hahaha I couldnt even type this without laughing at myself. I got lucky and met a nice girl who happened to have been waiting for the right guy, we were only 18 so she wasnt some creeper at like 25 holding out.

[Edited on September 26, 2010 at 9:43 PM. Reason : pa]

[Edited on September 26, 2010 at 9:43 PM. Reason : ^ basically this]

9/26/2010 9:42:54 PM

you're assuming she's not under 12 too

9/26/2010 9:43:23 PM

I told you she would never consciously betray the Rebellion.

9/26/2010 9:44:22 PM

it's okay as long as you're beautiful and dirty rich

9/26/2010 9:46:21 PM

biggest or best, who cares? get yours and get gone.

9/26/2010 9:47:57 PM

9/26/2010 9:48:01 PM

she's not a virgin.

she was with me first.

sorry alaskan.

9/26/2010 9:48:57 PM

Thanks for the primer

[Edited on September 26, 2010 at 9:56 PM. Reason : v is it a pilot hole if its larger than the final bit? Im just wondering?]

9/26/2010 9:52:19 PM

I think you meant

"Thanks for the pilot hole"

9/26/2010 9:54:55 PM

Quote :

"you are assuming she's not a virgin. "

A virgin isn't going to say you're the biggest she's ever had or the best she has ever had. It implies that she has had more than one to draw such a comparison. She would say you're the only one she has ever had.

Your logic holes have been patched. You are now logic worthy.

9/26/2010 9:57:10 PM

if she lied to you about you being the biggest and the best.........doesnt that mean shes probably just lying to the next one too...

9/26/2010 10:02:30 PM

i don't see why this is even a dillemma for guys.

as long as i can unload i don't really give a shit. and hey, if she's down... who gives a fuck.



..... bitches aint nothin but tricks and hoes.

9/26/2010 10:09:23 PM

^ real talk.

9/26/2010 10:39:43 PM

wait a minute...

wait... wait... waaaaa

hold on a second

9/26/2010 10:44:42 PM

9/26/2010 10:45:51 PM

^ I think that was a Concorde in there

9/26/2010 10:57:06 PM

^^^ What son?

9/26/2010 10:59:03 PM

damnit someone beat me to it but


bitches aint nothin but hoes and tricks

9/27/2010 1:04:10 AM

It's unlikely at best.

9/27/2010 1:25:34 AM

she didn't tell me any of those things

she did ask

"Where did you learn to give head like that?! ... Wait, don't tell me."

9/27/2010 1:32:46 AM

AndyMac walked away with this one.

9/27/2010 7:00:56 AM

Quote :

"that's probably true"

9/27/2010 8:16:07 AM

why I only fuck virgins.

9/27/2010 9:36:46 AM

i thought this thread was about jersey86

9/27/2010 2:47:47 PM

I'm sure my girlfriend has fucked one guy, if not several, that have bigger dicks than my average sized penis.

As far as performance?? I'm not going to act like I'm a porn star, but she seems more than satisfied. She might have had better sex than me, but my goal is to keep her happy in bed and make sure she doesn't stray. I don't see that being a problem.

Now my last girlfriend...regardless of size of member, I can't imagine her lying about me being her best ever. She pretty much orgasmed until she passed out, and although she said she usually didn't have difficulty reaching orgasm, she said had never had multiples until we started fucking. And she almost never had less than multiples during my tenure.


Oh...although cliche, and every woman is ridiculously different. Once I think I have mastered game plans that can satisfy every type of woman, I sleep with one that requires something completely different. I guess that makes it fun...but it sure would be easy if all you had to do was stick it in (although it is that easy for a few).

[Edited on September 27, 2010 at 3:00 PM. Reason : .]

9/27/2010 2:59:09 PM

Quote :

"Now my last girlfriend...regardless of size of member, I can't imagine her lying about me being her best ever. She pretty much orgasmed until she passed out, and although she said she usually didn't have difficulty reaching orgasm, she said had never had multiples until we started fucking. And she almost never had less than multiples during my tenure."

i'm not saying she made that shit up, but there's probably a good chance that she made that shit up.

9/27/2010 3:21:45 PM

Possible. Even so, any guys before me had to be "less than or equal to". This girl easily had the most sensitive vagina I've ever encountered.

9/27/2010 3:27:41 PM

jbrick told me in confidence that he was 4.2"

9/27/2010 3:27:55 PM

Is that from the base of where the shaft meets the sack, or if I pushed down really hard on the ruler until it hit the pelvis bone??

[Edited on September 27, 2010 at 3:30 PM. Reason : .]

9/27/2010 3:29:58 PM

i too, have had sex.

9/27/2010 3:30:16 PM

LUCKY!!!



[Edited on September 27, 2010 at 3:31 PM. Reason : x]

9/27/2010 3:30:36 PM

inorite!

9/27/2010 3:31:26 PM

You tell me.

I’d like to give you the benefit of the doubt, but based on your e-persona, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that you pressed into your pubic bone to steal that last half inch.

9/27/2010 3:31:56 PM

Until there is official criteria for how exactly your penis should be measured, I'm going with whatever method makes my cock larger.

9/27/2010 3:34:57 PM

Until there is official criteria for how exactly your penis should be measured, I'm going with whatever method makes my cock larger.

9/30/2010 11:20:21 PM

bdmazur agrees with this thread

10/1/2010 8:21:59 AM

Quote :

"Now my last girlfriend...regardless of size of member, I can't imagine her lying about me being her best ever. She pretty much orgasmed until she passed out, and although she said she usually didn't have difficulty reaching orgasm, she said had never had multiples until we started fucking. And she almost never had less than multiples during my tenure."

Quote :

"i'm not saying she made that shit up, but there's probably a good chance that she definitely made that shit up."

10/1/2010 8:39:13 AM

Q - how long doe it take to make a woman orgasm?

A- who gives a fuck

10/1/2010 11:33:23 AM

a one nighter once asked me, "Who do you plan on satisfying with that thing?"

i told her, "Me!"

i havnt seen her since...LOL

10/1/2010 1:32:41 PM