I'm looking at you EMCE

9/27/2010 8:28:04 PM

they hid it in their work boots?

9/27/2010 8:29:44 PM

Because the 1987 Chrysler Fifth Avenue wasn't equipped with cruise control.

9/27/2010 8:29:49 PM

9/27/2010 8:31:44 PM

RuttRoh

9/27/2010 8:32:36 PM

In before the "WHY DON'T BLACK PPL USE BIRTH CONTROL?" parody

9/27/2010 8:34:57 PM

When i pass them they must think i'm trying to "hold them down"

truth is i'm just a scared white boy and have to discuss the exploits of african americans from the safety of my own home

9/27/2010 8:38:50 PM

NCSUGIMP USES CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

9/27/2010 8:39:03 PM

only in thread titles

and when i send emails at work and have been working in microstation and am too lazy to turn caps lock off

and when i'm drunk

9/27/2010 8:40:19 PM

9/27/2010 8:41:10 PM

thread for next hour: why does EMCE have a dog fetish?

9/27/2010 8:45:23 PM

9/27/2010 8:46:17 PM

please to tell me other black people secrets as well

i'm trying to become cultured

9/27/2010 8:52:48 PM

9/27/2010 8:53:40 PM

WHY GODDAMNIT YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME.

9/27/2010 8:56:01 PM

9/27/2010 8:56:26 PM

do you feel that ice-t is a sell out?

what are your thoughts on lil wayne's album "rebirth"?

9/27/2010 8:58:57 PM

9/27/2010 9:01:32 PM

it doesnt bother me that they dont use cruise control.

what does bother me is when my cruise control is trying to pass them on the right (bc they always hang out in the left lane) and they jam on the gas so i cant go around. then i pull in behind them bc i need to get around the person in the right lane, and they slow way back down.

9/27/2010 9:03:27 PM

9/27/2010 9:44:30 PM

dog scratching ass
three word quote

9/27/2010 10:19:12 PM

hahaha, these are great gifs

nice surprise

9/27/2010 10:22:23 PM

driving home from charlotte sunday, i was wondering the same thing.....they're also not a fan of blinkers either

9/28/2010 12:25:36 AM

I passed a black guy on 64 W approximately 7 times one day because he kept coming around me and then slowing down not long after he merged in front of me.

9/28/2010 12:34:52 AM

many black people simply cannot afford the cruise control option on their cars

yes, even 2010 models don't always have the option.

If you are going cash for clunkers to get some $obama, you probably will opt for the cheapest cloth seat, tape-decked, manual windowed fucker you can find cause you can gets some badass rims

9/28/2010 12:43:28 AM

bad drivers come in all colors. stupidity is colorblind.

[Edited on September 28, 2010 at 8:21 AM. Reason : ll]

9/28/2010 8:21:15 AM

They also don't know how to stay in their fucking lane when making a left hand turn from a stop light onto a multi-lane road (like Western). They also like talking on the phone while driving.

9/28/2010 8:42:11 AM

I had some bitch in an Expedition do this twice. I passed them because they were being slow and I caught them on cruise, then they pass me 5 minutes later and slow back the fuck down, so I pass them again. Fuckers.

9/28/2010 11:05:00 AM

9/28/2010 11:41:18 AM

or just learn common traffic laws and rights of way?

9/28/2010 11:42:19 AM

why won't black people say hey to me when i see them in the halls at work?

i can be down with it

9/28/2010 7:31:59 PM