Have to go to fiancee's going away party at work . I hate akward social gatherings.

9/28/2010 3:31:34 PM

i'd hate to see you at your wedding.

9/28/2010 3:32:20 PM

clearly beer is not the best choice here

9/28/2010 3:32:43 PM

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"I hate akward social gatherings."

well then you're gonna hate marriage



[Edited on September 28, 2010 at 3:34 PM. Reason : .]

9/28/2010 3:32:50 PM

It took me 7 years to propose. Not bc I wasn't sure of her. Merely bc I hate weddings and or being the center of attention. I have no liquour my house is reduced to boxes and garbage at this point.

9/28/2010 3:35:05 PM

clearly beer is not the best choice here

9/28/2010 3:35:29 PM

^^that is just dumb.

9/28/2010 3:36:18 PM

Obviously a Four Loko would have been preferable

9/28/2010 3:36:34 PM

vodka is a better choice, less smell

9/28/2010 3:37:24 PM

^^^ I Agree pretty selfish, I eventually wiser up thankfully she was patient throughout.

9/28/2010 3:41:51 PM

I woulda went the route but I'm a pretty obv high.

9/28/2010 3:42:59 PM

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"less smell"

Mmmmm, boy...
That Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell.

That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day.

That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell, scotch.

9/28/2010 3:44:02 PM

are you like a nervous pervis or what?

9/28/2010 3:44:41 PM

9/28/2010 3:45:32 PM

Haha I dont know where I get my weird shyness. But yeah I'm akward as hell when I don't know people. I feel great now, she's coming to get me so I'll report on the results.

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"DON'T HOLD URBREATH"

9/28/2010 3:50:08 PM