aka, your guide to Duke athletes

http://deadspin.com/5652280/the-full-duke-university-fuck-list-thesis-from-a-former-female-student/gallery/

9/30/2010 7:51:24 PM

k?

9/30/2010 7:51:50 PM

9/30/2010 7:55:21 PM

ugh, don't you know this site caters to straight men's and lesbians' desires?

9/30/2010 7:56:34 PM

lol @ david goulet

9/30/2010 7:58:41 PM

so do you guys go to Shooters a lot? Apparently there are drunken sluts there waiting for you...

9/30/2010 7:59:28 PM

hahaha, so a groupie wrote her senior thesis about how much of a whore she is?? alrighty then

9/30/2010 8:00:21 PM

^ exactly

9/30/2010 8:01:11 PM

so one girl screwed all these dudes?

9/30/2010 8:01:13 PM

yeah, i thought my ex was bad, but maybe it's just normal? or is 12 a lot for you girls..

[Edited on September 30, 2010 at 8:04 PM. Reason : 12 athletes, probably more random guys]

9/30/2010 8:03:53 PM

Fuckin' skank.

9/30/2010 8:04:32 PM

this is fucked up but funny

9/30/2010 8:08:16 PM

Zach Howell's an attackman on the lacrosse team, if I remember correctly.

MAYBE THAT CRACKHEAD STRIPPER WASN'T LYING.

9/30/2010 8:10:28 PM

Wow. Just wow.

9/30/2010 8:12:18 PM

can't find Karen (the chick)

or the last guy...but clearly, the 2nd to last has changed his name in an effort to not be found....too bad
http://www.facebook.com/search/?flt=1&q=Talia+Schwartz&o=2048&s=10#!/profile.php?id=1229040398&ref=sgm

9/30/2010 8:14:54 PM

Allegedly she's the brunette.

9/30/2010 8:34:27 PM

looks like a cum dumpster.

surprise.

9/30/2010 8:37:53 PM

looks like a cum dumpster.

surprise.

9/30/2010 8:39:28 PM

she has an incredibly high opinion of herself and considering that's her.......

9/30/2010 8:48:25 PM

I hope she didn't get to graduate with that hock o schlock

9/30/2010 8:56:32 PM

that's probably pretty hot for Duke

9/30/2010 9:16:26 PM

so....is Shooters 'the place to be' or what?

Also....this is just her 'FALL' fuck thesis.....

9/30/2010 9:17:15 PM

looks like a cum dumpster.

surprise.

9/30/2010 9:18:54 PM

1. mytwocents, you should do a study like this....

2. I should really give you my phone #

9/30/2010 9:19:02 PM

1. I already did the research...hence why I was at college for 5 1/2 years. Perhaps I could do a follow up though.... hmmmm

2. Gimmie your digits yo....if you have a blackberry we can be bb friends!

9/30/2010 9:24:37 PM

why is this stuff happening at Duke?

some senior school official must be pulling his hair out right about now.

9/30/2010 9:27:06 PM

yeah....apparently they're pissed. Most pissed is probably the guys, especially Tucker on down....

9/30/2010 9:30:54 PM

i know a girl who went to duke who is in my friend's med school class at wake forest. he told me she's a huge slut and fucked a homeless guy in wilmington because he was "cool as shit." her words. she drove drunk and crashed into a house too or some shit. i made out with her once. welp, later.

9/30/2010 9:45:59 PM

^huh?


Oh...and here I give you the worst of her fucks....
http://www.facebook.com/david.goulet?ref=sgm

[Edited on September 30, 2010 at 9:50 PM. Reason : nah]

9/30/2010 9:50:24 PM

just sayin i know another whore that went to duke

9/30/2010 9:51:03 PM

If I was Zach Howell I would take the power point to the bar with me.

9/30/2010 9:57:02 PM

she fucked a motorcycle?

9/30/2010 9:57:44 PM

looks like I'd shoot my cum in that dumpster.

surprise.

9/30/2010 10:02:56 PM

i find it interesting the people who read gawker/deadspin

deadspin brings the lolz

9/30/2010 10:03:10 PM

no blackberry

but I'll give you the digitz anyway

just don't let gunzz break my legs

9/30/2010 10:05:05 PM

LOL @ the Mario shirt

9/30/2010 10:11:07 PM

im just worried where im gonna be when m2c does her version of this

9/30/2010 10:12:40 PM

I mean, I'd give her the business, and tell my friends about it. Don't judge.

[Edited on September 30, 2010 at 10:13 PM. Reason : I don't have low standards. ]

9/30/2010 10:12:48 PM

Low standards? Hell she has an impressive resume.

9/30/2010 10:14:39 PM

Quote :

"Low standards? Hell she has an impressive resume."

That is like being proud of getting hired by a place that has a high turnover rate. I might put in on my resume, but I wouldn't use it as a reference, ya know?

9/30/2010 10:18:11 PM

Name a hot girl that hasn't slept with every man she thought was hot enough to fuck?

9/30/2010 10:23:39 PM

Me.

wait wat

9/30/2010 10:26:29 PM

yeah its almost the 7th again

9/30/2010 10:28:32 PM

Quote :

"wolfpack2105 All American 5905 Posts user info edit post hahaha, so a groupie wrote her senior thesis about how much of a whore she is?? alrighty then 9/30/2010 8:00:21 PM quagmire02 All American 35354 Posts user info edit post ^ exactly 9/30/2010 8:01:11 PM"

It wasn't an actual thesis, shitheads

9/30/2010 10:30:11 PM

that pwr point is intese. ha. one of those moments that make me think, 'wow, what if that much energy was put into something like curing cancer'

9/30/2010 10:53:09 PM

Keep it classy.

9/30/2010 10:57:35 PM

^^yeah maybe she should have slept with everyone who has cancer and compiled her findings in excel

9/30/2010 10:59:45 PM

"I would like to thank my dad for funding my college experience as a whore."

10/1/2010 9:40:52 AM

Quote :

"yeah, i thought my ex was bad, but maybe it's just normal? or is 12 a lot for you girls.."

?

No, 12 is not a lot.

Four years in college...that's like three dudes a year. Plenty of girls knock out three dudes in their first two weeks. The author of this fuck thesis clearly isn't reporting her entire sexual history anyway--I sincerely doubt the same girl who bwned a dude in the parking lot outside where she just got bwned by another dude only bwned twelve dudes total during her academic career.

I'm only sharing this info for the freshmen of TWW...boys, don't be shy...the ladies like sex, too.

10/1/2010 9:56:15 AM

gotta love tww reactions to a woman who has sex for her own reasons and enjoys it

[Edited on October 1, 2010 at 11:26 AM. Reason : she likes to fuck and does it a lot oh no wtf]

10/1/2010 11:25:08 AM