So I took off her shirt. Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt. "Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes. "Now my hose, bra, and panties." I took them off. Then she looked at me and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."

10/3/2010 12:33:28 AM

10/3/2010 12:35:20 AM

did you pay five dollars for that piece of shit excuse for a joke? coon

10/3/2010 12:41:32 AM

did you pay five dollars for that piece of shit excuse for a joke? coon

10/3/2010 12:42:27 AM

what better way to spend $5

10/3/2010 12:53:51 AM

good joke, good first reply, A+++ thread.

10/3/2010 12:58:14 AM

i think he prob spent $1. unlimited jokes at redbox.

10/3/2010 2:38:21 AM

it's 1 dollar per day lafta!

10/3/2010 2:43:42 AM

10/3/2010 4:02:51 AM

dude you have no qu'ran girlfriend

10/3/2010 9:30:22 AM

redbox and $5 have salvaged lafta's tww career

10/3/2010 1:53:58 PM

DAMN YOU LAFTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

10/3/2010 2:02:09 PM

10/3/2010 3:30:05 PM

she shoulda read My Husband Betty and then assisted you with shopping for women's clothing in your own size

10/14/2010 2:12:53 AM

Is it 1998 already?

10/14/2010 2:15:02 AM

actually it's 13AE (After Ellen)

10/14/2010 3:37:50 AM

I do not get this joke.

10/14/2010 6:50:44 AM