I was sweating this one. But it came out clean.

10/4/2010 9:02:59 PM

last time i went in for a piss test, i was so scared i pissed my pants, i asked if they could keep that for their sample

10/4/2010 9:06:48 PM

related?

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=602970

10/4/2010 9:07:41 PM

?!?!

There's a piss test for grad school? Why the fuck?

Goddamn, this country's going down the shitter....

10/4/2010 9:42:46 PM

i'm an idiot

[Edited on October 4, 2010 at 9:44 PM. Reason : x]

10/4/2010 9:43:32 PM

parody thread?

10/4/2010 9:43:55 PM

for serious?

drug test for grad school?

10/4/2010 11:04:35 PM

you should have gone to grad school in Cali

it's gonna be fun when society adjusts to marijuana being legal...

10/4/2010 11:47:55 PM

I don't understand what's so bad about this (for certain majors)

10/4/2010 11:56:24 PM

^Why only for certain majors?

They better not do this for MFA students.

10/5/2010 12:06:18 AM

PMing instead

[Edited on October 5, 2010 at 12:16 AM. Reason : I am not in the mood for a drug argument]

10/5/2010 12:13:07 AM

Quote :

"parody thread? "

We have a winnar.

10/5/2010 1:30:26 AM

pwn

10/5/2010 1:31:10 AM

AHA, my friend's mom had a serious talk with her about whether or not she needed help giving up weed for her grad school piss test.

I don't use drugs, but I'm still for legalization.

I'm also for the children though. It bothers me a great deal to think about them using drugs...and it's tough to come up to solutions to that problem, regardless of whether or not drugs are legal.

PISS TEST THE KIDS!

10/5/2010 11:54:55 AM

This is why so many elected officials/doctorates/grads/ are against drugs, because the process of education weeds the pro-mj people out.

[Edited on October 5, 2010 at 12:04 PM. Reason : .]

10/5/2010 12:03:51 PM

I dunno about education. Every crappy job has a drug test. Every profession has some sort of crazy valuable license that you can lose if you get caught with drugs.

But there are still plenty of adults who use.

So it's all about appearances. And nobody wants to stick their neck out for legalization...even though the majority of people agree that at least marijuana should be legalized.

10/5/2010 12:41:54 PM

As part of a field research project I was a temporary employee with University of Miami because I was tending to some of their instruments as well as my own. As part of the process of being hired by UM, I had to fly to Miami to take a drug test. From what I understand, most universities, including NCSU, don't drug test their students or employees.

10/5/2010 1:08:49 PM

If I ever own a large business, I'm gonna drug test my employees.
Only those that test positive for weed will be employed.
Employees that don't perform well, for whatever reason, will be fired.

10/5/2010 2:22:26 PM

Quote :

"Every profession has some sort of crazy valuable license that you can lose if you get caught with drugs."

not every profession

unless we're talking about a driver license

10/5/2010 2:25:22 PM

Where the fuck is this going on? Not State, certainly, unless they've changed policies in the last year. I would've remembered having to pee in a cup for that.

10/5/2010 3:26:19 PM

Never heard of piss tests for grad school lol this is obviously just a boiler-plate parody thread

That being said you can find plenty of ridiculously smart mathematicians who are pro-mj and they've got the biggest intellectual balls of all, so.........

10/5/2010 3:28:58 PM