thegoodoctor All American 1670 Posts user info edit post |
Here is what happened:
Worked 17hours on Saturday was completely fine. Went to bed at 2:30 am, woke up shivering at 3:30 am Woke up Sunday morning at 10am with 102 F Fever Went to doctor which tested me for flu, mono, and strep - all negative, and then prescribed heavy strength cough medicine with narcotics in it. Slept until Tues. Tried to go to class but instead puked in several bathrooms on campus. Was put in the urgent care in the healthcenter for awhile. Blood test revealed nothing. Slept until Wednesday morning - went to class and work with headache and no voice. Coughing occurs about every 15 min.
My sister just tells me I'm preggo But thats impossible. 10/7/2010 2:54:19 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
how is babby formed 10/7/2010 3:06:18 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
how is syphilis formed 10/7/2010 3:45:31 AM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
shouldn't you be able to diagnose this, good doctor? 10/7/2010 4:12:52 AM |
benz240 All American 4476 Posts user info edit post |
what blood test did they do? are you having belly pain? still with nausea/vomiting? still febrile? taken a pregnancy test? anyone else around you sick?
but you probably just got some viral gastroenteritis and/or laryngitis 10/7/2010 7:36:32 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
you are just sick sounds like something my best friend currently has 10/7/2010 8:05:08 AM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
where do you work (if you dont mind me asking)? 10/7/2010 8:08:17 AM |
NyM410 J-E-T-S 50084 Posts user info edit post |
Sounds like lepracy to me. 10/7/2010 8:15:00 AM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
"lepracy"....really?? 10/7/2010 8:18:58 AM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
She's not the good doctor, she's the goo doctor. 10/7/2010 8:23:01 AM |
se7entythree YOSHIYOSHI 17377 Posts user info edit post |
viruses typically last 2 weeks to 14 days. yes, i know those are equal, that's just the saying i've always heard. 10/7/2010 8:30:37 AM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
so hold up.....you went to sleep sunday after taking strong couch medicine w/ narcotics in it and didn't wake up until tuesday? 10/7/2010 8:35:21 AM |
NyM410 J-E-T-S 50084 Posts user info edit post |
Leprosy.
Sorry, good sir. I usually use Firefox to cover up my stupidity with it's spell check, but I'm on IE right now. I should have known it though, what with it's huge influence on modern society. 10/7/2010 9:49:34 AM |
jokar2694 All American 801 Posts user info edit post |
H1N1 is back! 10/7/2010 9:55:03 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 114239 Posts user info edit post |
shouldn't you be able to diagnose this, good doctor? 10/7/2010 12:10:50 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Sexlexia 10/7/2010 12:18:47 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I should have known it though, what with it's huge influence on modern society." |
You are an educated man in his late 20s (I think)...you should have seen the word leprosy several times by now.
So either you should know how to spell it, or you should know that you don't know how to spell it (therefore you should have checked it or refrained from using the word). Despite those things, it's a disease, so you should know that it will probably more complicated than "spell it like it sounds."10/7/2010 12:20:54 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
That's rediculous (sic) 10/7/2010 12:34:17 PM |
thegoodoctor All American 1670 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "shouldn't you be able to diagnose this, good doctor" |
you would think. but my brain is all scrambled.
Quote : | "so hold up.....you went to sleep sunday after taking strong couch medicine w/ narcotics in it and didn't wake up until tuesday?" |
I'm sure I woke up... but I don't have any memory of it.
Quote : | "what blood test did they do? are you having belly pain? still with nausea/vomiting? still febrile? taken a pregnancy test? anyone else around you sick?" |
No longer vomiting, no belly pain, no fever, no one else around me is sick, did not take a pregnancy test. Unless this is the holy conception, I'm not pregnant haha. The only thing thats wrong now is my head hurts, coughing/congestion, no appetite.
Quote : | "where do you work (if you dont mind me asking)?" |
Not at all. I work in Univ. Catering, and I also work at Rum Runners.10/7/2010 1:20:47 PM |
ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
It's probably lupus 10/7/2010 1:22:51 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
It's never lupus 10/7/2010 1:24:35 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148247 Posts user info edit post |
your sister is probably right
take a pregnancy test] 10/7/2010 1:24:36 PM |
thegoodoctor All American 1670 Posts user info edit post |
^^ haha I'm watching house now.
^ pssshhh she says that everytime I have a runny nose. 10/7/2010 1:26:09 PM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
are you "I'm on BC and he's using condoms and pulling out anyway" not pregnant or are you actually not pregnant? 10/7/2010 2:18:51 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114239 Posts user info edit post |
I <3 you thegoodoctor
hang in there 10/7/2010 3:02:49 PM |
Supplanter supple anteater 21831 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Dear TWW please diagnose my ailment " |
This should help:
http://www.babynameguide.com/10/7/2010 3:16:04 PM |
thegoodoctor All American 1670 Posts user info edit post |
^
Quote : | "are you "I'm on BC and he's using condoms and pulling out anyway" not pregnant or are you actually not pregnant? " |
I'm actually not pregnant. There is no possible way that could happen.10/7/2010 6:13:45 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
I confess. I impregnated thegoodoctor while she was asleep one night. 10/7/2010 6:20:06 PM |
G.O.D hates 4 lokos 4694 Posts user info edit post |
viral, should be over it now.
hope ya feel better 10/7/2010 6:26:35 PM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
Sounds like what I had a couple weeks ago. Sinus infection leading to bronchitis . . . that I caught from someone else who had pneumonia/bronchitis. It's been spreading 10/7/2010 6:34:02 PM |
jcs1283 All American 694 Posts user info edit post |
fever + cough + vomiting + headache = infection, not preggo. if nothing has been found on numerous work up, likely viral. 10/7/2010 6:39:57 PM |
Quinn All American 16417 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "are you "I'm on BC and he's using condoms and pulling out anyway" not pregnant or are you actually not pregnant?" |
hahahahahaha10/7/2010 6:59:04 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
if its a virus i imagine its a stomach virus (considering the vomiting)
how you feeling now? 10/7/2010 8:26:06 PM |
moron All American 34039 Posts user info edit post |
It could be a brain tumor actually.
If it persists, you may want to get an MRI or CAT scan or something. 10/7/2010 8:26:24 PM |
iheartkisses All American 3791 Posts user info edit post |
Food poisoning? Immaculate conception? 10/7/2010 8:34:45 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Immaculate conception?" |
haha, hope you feel better10/7/2010 8:39:12 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " My sister just tells me I'm preggo But thats impossible." |
Quote : | "I'm actually not pregnant. There is no possible way that could happen." |
Sounds like you could use some cock in your vagina. You came to the right place. 10/7/2010 9:20:48 PM |
thegoodoctor All American 1670 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Sounds like you could use some cock in your vagina. You came to the right place." |
TWW is the right place for this?? I feel like that is the opposite of what happens here
Quote : | "I confess. I impregnated thegoodoctor while she was asleep one night." |
this is actually possible. I forgot there are no locks on the doors
Quote : | "how you feeling now?" |
Runny nose, congestion, voice is shot, headache, more frequent coughing
Quote : | "....infection...Food poisoning? Immaculate conception?....viral...pneumonia/bronchitis... could be a brain tumor actually" |
I like the variety. Good work team. I'm going to hope it is a nasty viral infection and not tumors/poisoning/conception/pneumonia.
thanks everyone who posted 10/8/2010 3:51:16 AM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
You should probably drink a little bleach to kill any germs. 10/8/2010 11:46:15 AM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I feel like that is the opposite of what happens here " |
Vagina goes in cock here? 10/8/2010 11:47:27 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
gaids 10/8/2010 11:57:18 AM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
BABBY IS FORMED. 10/8/2010 11:58:31 AM |