http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=612443#post612443

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"Brother Jimmy-Bob's son Cody-Roy-Bob was bagging my groceries today. When he helped me to the car I gave him a tip and told him JESUS loves him. He said "thanks ma'am" chuckled and then said "JESUS thinks you are highly brapable". Is that new slang for Heaven bound? He's such a sweet boy."

10/7/2010 2:03:29 PM

aahahaha gg

10/7/2010 2:04:40 PM

Oh yeah, guys. Click the link. It's not the same one from the other thread.

[Edited on October 7, 2010 at 2:18 PM. Reason : .]

10/7/2010 2:18:31 PM

I'm so confused by this website.

10/7/2010 2:19:48 PM

ahahaha

Unsaved Unwelcome.

Thats exactly what jesus taught

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[Edited on October 7, 2010 at 2:22 PM. Reason : holy shit this forum is awesome. theres an anti halloween section]

10/7/2010 2:21:52 PM

Wow. I'm reading some of the other threads there and the logic displayed (or lack thereof) makes me want to rage.

Quote :

"Friend, We know the Bible is 100% true, because God wrote it, and he's infallible. How could you doubt such a thing? This really shows how dumb atheists are! "

10/7/2010 2:32:33 PM

Lets not go there....

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10/7/2010 2:33:31 PM

Zach Braffable

10/7/2010 2:34:11 PM

lol anyone look at their little icons under their names? Ex-masturbator and Gun Fest 07.

He has two Ex-masturbator badges. Is that one for each hand or did he lapse.

10/7/2010 2:38:40 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

One of the moderators, Bob4God has an "Ex-Gay" badge. LOLOLOL! And there is a "True Christian Caucasian" badge too. There is also a 2008 Witch Hunt Award. There is also a "True Heterosexual" award.

10/7/2010 2:43:31 PM

This forum can't be real can it? If so,

10/7/2010 2:45:02 PM

theres no way its real lol

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=13955

the video says its a satire.

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10/7/2010 2:49:09 PM

some more badge gems
punched the most queers
teabag patriot
jailed for jesus

10/7/2010 2:52:34 PM

Quote :

" Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women For the women of Landover to discuss recipes, shoes, makeup tips, or whatever it is you natter about. Ensure you have the proper permission from your husband or father before posting."

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

10/7/2010 2:55:00 PM

this place is so full of hilarity it might take me years to absorb all of it

this thread is about blow jobs...hahaha

this is one quote from this guy who has an award for "punching the most queers"

Quote :

" Yea I know the little bastard boy is a pervert. I stop one thing and he finds another. I can blame no one but myself. Well maybe his mother, I might just punch her in the mouth. No way that kid is from my loins! I am taking him to the doctor to be checked for sexural transmuted diseases and while he is there a paternity test! My oldest son studies the Bible every day, never gives my wife and I a problem. The youngest finds ways to give me grief. Just wait until I tell his mother about his latest hobby."

10/7/2010 3:01:57 PM

pfffftt. assaulting children is for pansies.


http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51344


seriously, fake something more realistic.

10/7/2010 3:11:05 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking hilarious.

The name of one of their sections:

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"Promise Enforcers - Men Only! (8 Viewing) We make Promise Keepers look like homers! No homosexuals or women allowed!"

I found this gem in it:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40275

Quote :

"When we lived in New York I found the lad with a stack of Hustler poronagrapies magazines, he was in the act of handrosex (masturbation). I beat the kids back side but good. I broke my hand doing so."

Quote :

"Yesterday after returning from the men's club I could not find my son anywhere. I noticed that the door of the gardeners shed was ajar. I went across the back yard to have a look see. And then I find a messican girl giving my son oral sex. Both of the completely naked she had her face buried in his lap. I ran the slut messican girl off, and yes I will be talking to her father, Pedro about his future employment as my gardener."

The real LOL of the story is the boy found a way around the bible:

Quote :

"But here is my problem, my son said that it was not that bad because he was not letting his seed hit the ground, she seems to like it in her mouth (that's nasty) and she did not spit it out."

LOLOLOL!

10/7/2010 3:37:59 PM