1. How many beers (standard 4-5 % abv) does it take to you buzzed ? drunk ? belligerent drunk ?

2. How many beers can you drink and still be cool to drive ?

3. What is your beer max on a weekday ? (Not a hard cap, more like a guideline)

4. If someone doesn't drink, do you have a hard time calling them your friend ?

5. Do you drink beer only in social situations or do enjoy drinking alone ?

10/9/2010 8:32:45 PM

Where are the drop down boxes for these questions?

10/9/2010 8:34:40 PM

goose egg

10/9/2010 8:36:35 PM

1. Buzzed: 4-6 drunk: 6-9 belligerent drunk: it is very rare that I get belligerent

2. 2-3 if we're talking about legally cool to drive. If the limit was higher, I could drive just fine with up to 6 in me, but I like to obey the law here.

3. Weekdays aren't much different than weekends to me, with regards to drinking, depending on my work schedule. My important job doesn't start until around 5pm, so I have much of the day to recover.

4. I don't care if you drink or not as long as you feel the same way.

5. I enjoy a good drink by myself sometimes, but I mostly drink in social situations.

10/9/2010 8:40:13 PM

1. 5-7 buzzed, 10-12 drunk, 15-16+ belligerent. Typically at about 4-5 an hour.
2. I dont drive much when I drink bc I shoot for hammered but I won't drive after 4.
3. 6-7 on a weekday is not unusual but I'll have up to 9-10 and be fine for work at 8:30am.
4. No
5. Drinking alone ftw

10/9/2010 8:40:29 PM

1)3,5,35
2)34
3)33
4)no
5)both, same time

10/9/2010 8:41:29 PM

My answers

1. 6, 10, 15

2. 8.5

3. 8.5

4. yes

5. no, yes

10/9/2010 8:42:14 PM

^^

10/9/2010 8:42:36 PM

1. I typically don't drink beer -- it is pretty gross.

2. I typically don't drink beer.

3. 1 beer maximum.

4. While I enjoy drinking with friends, I have no problem with non-drinkers. Hell, I even admire them.

5. Socially, I have at times nursed a beer if there is a keg or a pitcher. I would never drink a beer alone.

[Edited on October 9, 2010 at 8:46 PM. Reason : there. fixed it for you.]

10/9/2010 8:43:31 PM

me and EMCE Should be drinking buddies we have similar tolerances.

10/9/2010 8:44:45 PM

Quote :

"I don't drink beer."

Quote :

"1 beer maximum."

DOES NOT COMPUTE

10/9/2010 8:44:48 PM

in all seriousness mine are similar to ^'s

most beers i've had in a night is like 15 and i wasn't past any point yet, just made me sleepy

10/9/2010 8:45:26 PM

^ I mean, obviously, you were nursing your shit.

10/9/2010 8:46:32 PM

Buzzed: 3-4 Drunk: 4-5 Belligerent: Doesn't happen.

Cool to drive with 3 if I milked it over a couple of hours

1 on a weekday, up to 3 if I'm at a sports bar or something

No problem at all.

Usually only in social situations. I like having a good beer with dinner every once in a while, no more than one.

10/9/2010 8:50:20 PM

I fixed it.

Honestly, I hate beer. I doubt that I've had more than a six pack total in my entire 28 years.

10/9/2010 8:52:36 PM

Only time I've been bad off because of beer was because I had like 7 bud heavys over an hour and half or so and i don't think my stomach fits 7 bud heavys.

10/9/2010 8:57:19 PM

1 buzz - 2-3; unless it's guiness or something strong
drunk/beligerant - not sure; I'm chill when i'm drinkin'

2) eh, I plan ahead. If I'm driving I keep it under 2.

3) 3ish, unless we're talkin' jack.

4) Heck no; I'm not a tool.

5) Alone/quiet is my favorite time to drink.

10/9/2010 9:00:49 PM

My max is 31 in about 8 hrs. There is a tradition at university of Alaska called case day, we have the Friday off before finals. The goal is to drink 24 beers within 24 hrs. Easy. I maxed at 31 and passed the fuck out. Great fucking day. I even partook at nc state when i was there, although we couldn't find beer until 4pm so I only reached 23 by midnight.

[Edited on October 9, 2010 at 9:02 PM. Reason : Beer was Miller Lite so it wasn't that diff. ]

[Edited on October 9, 2010 at 9:03 PM. Reason : Tl;dr]

10/9/2010 9:01:45 PM

I don't drink beer

YAY LIQUOR!

^You might be one of the only people on this site who can appreciate my complaints of three days in a row of snow IN OCTOBER

10/9/2010 9:03:19 PM

^lies

10/9/2010 9:04:30 PM

Haha you too? We got snow the day I moved out which was October 3rd. I'm now fully transplanted to Boston.

[Edited on October 9, 2010 at 9:06 PM. Reason : ^^]

10/9/2010 9:05:24 PM

Ew.
Boston

10/9/2010 9:06:07 PM

1. 3; i don't get drunk/beligerent or drink more than 3 in a day anyway
2. i don't like to drive after drinking anything
3. 2
4. no
5. i drink it when i want it...whether in a social situation or alone

10/9/2010 9:10:20 PM

Responsible drivers ITT

10/9/2010 10:13:23 PM

do you make this thread once a year? i swear the exact same thing has been posted.. maybe not by you

10/9/2010 10:14:59 PM

nah, I don't think I've ever made this thread before


but I did straight up lift it from the 6th reply in this thread:
/message_topic.aspx?topic=572440


just to see who would notice....

10/9/2010 10:17:08 PM

Oh EMCE, you're such a riot.

[Edited on October 9, 2010 at 10:19 PM. Reason : .]

10/9/2010 10:19:23 PM

10/9/2010 10:20:32 PM

^ I <3 youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu , no homo

10/9/2010 10:32:15 PM

10/9/2010 10:35:01 PM

Ahhh Slave Famous is actually my drinking compadre.

[Edited on October 9, 2010 at 10:35 PM. Reason : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

10/9/2010 10:35:14 PM

1. Buzzed 5, drunk 6-10, I don't get belligernt.
2. 3 or so if I'm leaving right after I finish drinking, but normally I give myself a couple of hours, so 4-5. I'm a big guy so I'd almost certainly be legal.
3. 2 steel reserves (which is like 7 normal beers) is my max.
4. I have a lot of friends that don't drink (and others who drink very rarely).
5. Yeah I drink alone all the time.

Quote :

"1 buzz - 2-3; unless it's guiness or something strong"

Guinness is actually a light beer.

[Edited on October 9, 2010 at 10:39 PM. Reason : ]

10/9/2010 10:38:48 PM

yeah, sorry for deceiving you, sir

I would have been your drinking buddy, maybe 4 - 5 years ago


I'm old beans now

1. How many beers (standard 4-5 % abv) does it take to you buzzed ? drunk ? belligerent drunk ?

6, 10, doesn't happen with beer.... liquor maybe.

2. How many beers can you drink and still be cool to drive ?

Don't fuck with it. I won't drink more than 2 and still drive. Too risky...

3. What is your beer max on a weekday ? (Not a hard cap, more like a guideline)

Don't drink on the weekdays. After grad school, it started hurting the next day after I drank.

4. If someone doesn't drink, do you have a hard time calling them your friend ?

Fucking scumbags. But nah, they're still cool. Just not cool enough...

5. Do you drink beer only in social situations or do enjoy drinking alone ?

Shit, I'll drink alone. Nothing beats sitting down in my recliner on a sunday with a beer on the table and some football on the 52"

10/9/2010 10:40:55 PM

1. Buzzed: 5-6. Drunk: 8-10. Belligerent: 12-13+ (but I wouldn't say I get truly belligerent just drinking beer. I'll definitely get very drunk...but the belligerence usually comes when liquor is involved)
2. Generally when I drink, I get drunk...so I'm usually not in a position to drive at all. But just a couple...
3. Depends how early I need to get up the next morning...but no more than 10 generally, and usually closer 7 or 8..
4. No. My roommate and best friend since elementary school doesn't drink. Sometimes its weird, but we're still friends.
5. Preferably in social situations...but I'm not opposed to drinking alone.



[Edited on October 9, 2010 at 11:55 PM. Reason : ..]

10/9/2010 11:51:27 PM

TOO LONG DID NOT READ YOU FUCKING BLACK ASSHOLE I HATE YOU BURN IN HELL

10/10/2010 12:01:59 AM

1. How many beers (standard 4-5 % abv) does it take to you buzzed ? drunk ? belligerent drunk ?

buzzed at 4, drunk at 6, belligerent never - I get full long before that happens, and I prefer liquor anyway.

2. How many beers can you drink and still be cool to drive ? probably 5 and be under the legal limit. I usually try not to drive if I think I have anything in my system.

3. What is your beer max on a weekday ? (Not a hard cap, more like a guideline) The only time I drink during a weekday is when I'm entertaining clients.

4. If someone doesn't drink, do you have a hard time calling them your friend ? Not unless they try to preach the dangers of alcohol to me. Even more so if they try to simultaneously preach why they are better people because the replace alcohol with pot and go through life stoned all the time.

5. Do you drink beer only in social situations or do enjoy drinking alone ? I'll drink bourbon by myself on Friday night to relax from the week, but otherwise I'm more of a social drinker.

10/10/2010 12:47:53 AM

i'll copy and paste from the 19th post then..

1. Buzzed in about 4-5. Drunk after about 12. can probably keep goin on beer alone for a long time..

2. anything less than 12

3. no max for any day of the week

4. i don't really care if somebody doesn't drink, i might not hang out with them that much. or they won't have much fun around the rest of us.

5. pretty much only drink alone if i'm going to meet people later

10/10/2010 9:59:18 AM

1. Buzzed: 2-4, Drunk: 7+, Belligerent Drunk: I am a happy/stupid drunk, not an angry one. I get too tired to feel like continuing drinking before I become belligerent, anyway.

2. I never drive if I've had more than 1, so legally, I'm not certain.

3. Depends on the context. If I'm at a restaurant or something, it's 1 or 2. If I'm at a party, it's however many I end up drinking and I'd probably skip class in the morning. I generally don't just sit around drinking at home at all.

4. No. Unless they're some kind of moral crusader.

5. I never drink alone.

[Edited on October 10, 2010 at 10:13 AM. Reason : .]

10/10/2010 10:10:08 AM