http://idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html[old]er than stone underpants, but it still makes me smile . . .
10/10/2010 10:19:30 AM
he won't shake paws...and he won't attack the cat
10/10/2010 10:27:48 AM
he doesn't logjam either
10/10/2010 11:30:13 AM
he won't shithe won't peehe won't run awayhe won't fartthis dog is a failure.
10/10/2010 11:34:31 AM
10/10/2010 5:49:50 PM
10/10/2010 5:55:23 PM
he doesnt fetch beer...worthless dog
10/10/2010 5:55:56 PM
won't "attack" either
10/10/2010 6:00:07 PM
Won't lick peanut butter of my balls.
10/10/2010 6:07:16 PM
http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.htmlthis has all the commands if you want to cheathttp://www.enotes.com/topic/The_Subservient_Chickenalso, this guitar guyhttp://www.submissivedimitri.com/[Edited on October 10, 2010 at 6:13 PM. Reason : meh]
10/10/2010 6:12:37 PM
i read this as idiotdogtricks.com
10/10/2010 9:49:21 PM
awww, type "kiss"(I <3 dogs )
10/11/2010 9:48:58 PM
what kind of dog is that?
10/11/2010 9:51:17 PM
the cute kind
10/11/2010 9:51:44 PM
^^ Yorkshire Terrier. They're essentially worthless for any sort of work function, but they're absolutely adorable, fairly intelligent and very well mannered.
10/11/2010 10:14:43 PM
so would it be totally gay if i wanted to get one? I don't need a working dog, just something to keep me company.
10/11/2010 10:25:30 PM
I'm pretty sure your dog does not determine your sexuality, you should be safe. (That being said, the way you dress your dog definitely does provide hints.)
10/12/2010 3:46:12 PM
he didn't poop on the carpet
10/12/2010 4:27:40 PM
^aha i tried the same oneand shake and wave are the same trick
10/12/2010 4:33:10 PM