teh Gimp is getting married

and no, not to a dude

10/11/2010 9:23:44 PM

Can I be your best man?

10/11/2010 9:24:08 PM

to a former dude?

10/11/2010 9:24:22 PM

no and there is a good possibility

10/11/2010 9:24:59 PM

to a dude?

10/11/2010 9:25:52 PM

YO, FUCK DAT!

I hope she puts your balls in a padlock

10/11/2010 9:26:07 PM

ok EMCE, you can be my best man

but no ass play, and don't fuck all the white bitches at the wedding

10/11/2010 9:27:25 PM

ok, sweet

also, if you're done with blah, could you send her my way?
you didn't ....like.... stink her up or anything, did you?

10/11/2010 9:28:16 PM

lets just say i didn't hit bottom

but i fucked the shit out of them sides

10/11/2010 9:29:11 PM

grats! long engagement? why the 1 year-ahead plan? gonna be a crazy wedding? wedding planner booked til then?

10/11/2010 9:39:15 PM

long engagements are the way to go, especially if youre getting married to a dude

10/11/2010 9:45:43 PM

^^that date is between her sister's anniversary and parent's anniversary

10/12/2010 4:51:05 PM

but i thought we were getting married

10/12/2010 4:54:34 PM

we can still fuck on the down low.

10/12/2010 4:57:28 PM

11/69/11 is more like it

10/12/2010 5:02:41 PM

this bitch already picked a venue

is that weird?

10/13/2010 10:50:16 PM

don't some women basically plan the whole wedding in their head as kids, I would say it is not weird

[Edited on October 13, 2010 at 10:54 PM. Reason : or it has to be in a state that allows gay marriage cuz she's really a dude. ]

10/13/2010 10:52:37 PM

what is this i hear about a dude marrying a dude?

10/13/2010 11:03:05 PM

Congratulations, kind sir.

10/13/2010 11:05:10 PM

NO NEED TO LOOK IN HERE

I'M JUST MARRYING A DUDE

10/13/2010 11:05:22 PM

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10/14/2010 1:52:45 AM

Do you need a groomsman or a wing man?

10/14/2010 2:15:38 AM

http://www.worldtoilet.org/WTD/

10/14/2010 2:21:42 AM

had the engagement party last night

its going to be a looooooooooooooooong year

11/27/2010 3:18:12 PM

I know right

11/27/2010 3:19:52 PM

does that mean you already hate her

or that she's already stopped banging you

or both

11/27/2010 3:20:37 PM

neither

her family is just big and crazy

11/27/2010 3:21:53 PM

sounds like it's gonna be a loooooooooooong life then

good luck

11/27/2010 3:23:04 PM

Judging by that picture you definitely hate kissing girls

MARRYING A DUDE CONFIRMED

11/27/2010 3:23:16 PM

girls are yucky

and have herpes

11/27/2010 3:23:47 PM

try not to blow the priest when you're up at the altar

i know it's like a reflex for you at this point, but still, have some class

11/27/2010 3:25:17 PM

JOKES ON YOU BIG MAN, WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED BY A PRIEST

11/27/2010 3:25:57 PM

just two dudes...dudin' around...getting married

11/27/2010 3:27:52 PM

i love you

i love you too dawg

lets get married

11/27/2010 3:29:28 PM

oh shit, I guess I can bump this one...

11/14/2011 9:59:14 PM

You totally missed the chance to get married on 9/11.

11/14/2011 10:10:47 PM

THE END IS NIGH

11/15/2011 7:30:12 AM

11/15/2011 9:07:12 AM

So you're planning on a ceremony in one of those states where it's legal right?

11/15/2011 9:22:24 AM

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"Bring out the gimp"

11/15/2011 9:28:43 AM

went and got the marriage license this morning

made that bitch pay for it

THAT'S HOW I ROLL

11/15/2011 7:48:59 PM

dinner with my fam was tonight

dinner with her's tomorrow

OH FUCK. SHITS GETTING REAL.

11/16/2011 9:25:22 PM

real lame amirite

11/16/2011 9:31:35 PM

jk

11/16/2011 9:32:07 PM

i'll let you know after the honeymoon!

11/16/2011 9:33:44 PM