Well I went camping this past weekend and on the last day I had sort of a red puffy under my eye. Now that shit is all swollen up, I have one asian eye and one normal one. Evidently I thought it was safe to rub my eyes and jerk off that morning after unknowingly getting some oil on my hands... I suppose I may have gotten it from touching firewood, since I was not crawling around in any vegetation. A bunch of tiny bumps have bloomed all over me on my hands, arms, eyelids, nose, dick, and balls. I went to get some steroids for it, mainly for the eye thing since it is so swollen, though today my dick and balls are all red and puffy and bloated looking.

10/12/2010 11:55:03 AM

pretty sure you have AIDS

10/12/2010 11:55:51 AM

Yeah. Wood likes to sleep around.

10/12/2010 11:59:43 AM

i think this sometimes after i take a blunt of OG Kush to the face

10/12/2010 12:00:51 PM

who wants to rub cortisone on my balls?

10/12/2010 12:25:19 PM

u kno it boi

10/12/2010 12:42:23 PM

When you start developing Gundam armor all over your skin, you'll be in the final stages.

10/12/2010 12:45:07 PM

No vapors references ITT

10/12/2010 12:59:17 PM

I believe the PC term for this infection is the 1/2 panda.

10/12/2010 1:02:33 PM

do you really think so?

10/12/2010 1:06:12 PM

no... not really

10/12/2010 1:13:12 PM

Do you know what the original song is about?


MASTURBATION!!!


[Edited on October 12, 2010 at 1:31 PM. Reason : DO YOU READ ME LOUD AND CLEAR?]

10/12/2010 1:27:49 PM