http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/crocodile-on-a-plane-kills-19/story-e6frfq80-1225942045322

10/22/2010 5:30:21 PM

now that we have the obvious out of the way

10/22/2010 5:31:40 PM

yes...well you're welcome

10/22/2010 5:36:05 PM

This is what happens when you charge people for carry-on luggage.

10/22/2010 5:37:04 PM

it's what happens when you charge people to CHECK luggage

10/22/2010 5:38:40 PM

shirts - pass
shorts - pass
that plastic bottle is too big - confiscated
that soap smells suspicious - confiscated
giant fucking reptile - pass
toenail clippers - you bet your ass that's confiscated
socks - pass

10/22/2010 5:39:07 PM

^

10/22/2010 5:39:59 PM

Ah, yes.

I will now move this thread in the direction of "Batman".

10/22/2010 5:40:45 PM

Quote :

"A lone survivor from the Let 410 plane told the astonishing tale to investigators. Ironically the crocodile also survived the crash but was later killed with a machete by rescuers sifting through the wreckage. "

That'll learn it.

10/22/2010 5:42:59 PM

fuck that, this story is even worse: http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/castellammare-di-stabia-mulls-mini-skirt-ban/story-e6frfq80-1225942059568

10/22/2010 5:44:30 PM

It would be badass if Danny Trejo killed the croc.

10/22/2010 5:44:38 PM

how dare that croc try to break airline rules. How dare he not like being stuffed in a bag.

10/22/2010 5:44:42 PM

no one else caught this other Samuel L. Jackson gem?

Quote :

"A lone survivor from the Let 410 plane told the astonishing tale to investigators."

Mr Glass

10/22/2010 5:44:43 PM

Niiiiice.

10/22/2010 5:45:50 PM

woahz...

10/22/2010 6:02:50 PM

YAY!! BATMAN!!! One of my favorite cartoon episodes has Killer Croc in it.

10/22/2010 6:09:09 PM

lol @ croc surviving crash

10/22/2010 6:27:42 PM

Quote :

"fines of up to $696"

10/22/2010 6:50:19 PM

10/22/2010 8:01:04 PM

lol crocs on a plane



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10/22/2010 9:10:49 PM

If Steve Irwin were alive, he would have put a stop to it.

10/22/2010 9:42:47 PM

seriously, how do you kill someone with a foam shoe?

10/22/2010 9:48:38 PM

how the hell did a crocodile make it through security in a carry on...

10/23/2010 3:41:42 AM

what a stupid fucking headline. it should read:

19 PASSENGERS COMMIT SUICIDE

10/23/2010 8:08:27 AM

I wonder if any of the passengers were fuckable... if not, fuck em.

10/23/2010 11:30:15 AM

Quote :

" The crocodile survived the crash before being cut up with a machete."

10/23/2010 11:54:22 AM

Quote :

"what a stupid fucking headline. it should read: 19 PASSENGERS COMMIT SUICIDE"

I tend to agree.

I mean, the croc shouldn't've been there, but still.

10/23/2010 12:01:27 PM

What a croc of shit

10/23/2010 12:07:23 PM

Quote :

"how the hell did a crocodile make it through security in a carry on..."

I believe the plane was operated in a country which didn't really have security requirements.

10/23/2010 12:14:41 PM

Quote :

"Ironically the crocodile also survived the crash but was later killed with a machete by rescuers sifting through the wreckage."

WTF!! Fuck humans!

10/23/2010 4:50:25 PM

treadmill blah blah blah

10/23/2010 10:49:50 PM

The Croc takes off.

10/23/2010 10:59:36 PM

where's PETA now huh?!?! Finally a legitimate reason for them to be their usual crappy selves and NOTHIN

10/24/2010 5:14:40 PM

^ huh? that's still no reason to kill the croc. those who killed it with machetes are assholes.

not the croc's fault the plane crashed. some fucking asshole brought it on board, and then morons rushed to the cockpit. couldn't they have just stood on their seats? ... croc couldn't have been more than 2-3 feet long, and probably closer to the lower end.

10/24/2010 5:23:42 PM

No...that's my point...they should never have killed it... I'm saying that for once PETA would actually have a legit reason to be all PETA like

10/24/2010 5:36:59 PM

I didn't read the story, but from what I gather from that ^ post...

Why didn't someone just man up and tie its mouth shut? I'm sure an airplane had something they could have used

10/24/2010 5:37:54 PM

Quote :

"those who killed it with machetes are assholes."

This is fucking Congo, where animals aren't a distant thing whose rights you worry about. They are right there and they can fucking kill you. Killing it out of some petty sense of revenge seems pretty stupid, but killing it because you don't want to worry about a goddamn crocodile while you're doing your job...

10/24/2010 5:41:32 PM

^It was one of two that survived the crash. It was small. It was intended to be sold as a pet once it got where it was going. Clearly it couldn't have been all that dangerous because it was stuffed into a carry-on bag.

10/24/2010 5:44:53 PM

crack croc kills.

10/24/2010 5:47:34 PM

ok, gotcha!

btw, talking of PETA:

10/24/2010 5:53:01 PM

^well....last time I checked, most animals don't have man-made materials injected/implanted into their parts. Jus sayin

10/24/2010 5:59:19 PM

^^that just makes me horny and hungry

10/24/2010 6:03:21 PM

Quote :

"most animals don't have man-made materials injected/implanted"

Just the ones you eat.

10/24/2010 6:23:34 PM

I've never gone down on a chick but point taken

10/24/2010 6:26:14 PM

Fantastic picture.

10/24/2010 6:46:19 PM

What a bunch of idiots.

10/24/2010 6:53:20 PM

wolfpack on the prowl
http://video.news.com.au/1617934211/Wolves-Attack-On-The-Highway

10/24/2010 7:40:54 PM