but i have an epic hardon

10/23/2010 4:09:27 PM

craigslist?

10/23/2010 4:12:23 PM

I'm sure you can find somebody to pack that back in for ya

10/23/2010 4:12:53 PM

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"but I have an epic hardon... in my ass"

10/23/2010 4:13:32 PM

you all seem to forget that i don't like taking it up the ass

10/23/2010 4:18:57 PM

you might not like it, but you love it.

10/23/2010 4:19:22 PM

so wait.
guys can't shit when they are hard?

10/23/2010 4:19:23 PM

Yes, but he is just having a super erection from it pressing against his prostate.

10/23/2010 4:20:30 PM

can't he just jack off and shit?

never thought about that, prostate thing getting someone hard.hummm

10/23/2010 4:22:07 PM

Yeh but it's bittersweet. It hurts and feels good at the same time.

10/23/2010 4:25:35 PM

NOT RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T

10/23/2010 4:25:59 PM

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"you all seem to forget that i don't like taking it up the ass"

awful selfish.

10/23/2010 4:29:22 PM

maybee it does suck to be a male

10/23/2010 4:30:25 PM

Quote :

"so wait. guys can't shit when they are hard?"

I can't fit into most toilets comfortably when hard.

qntmfred made a thread about this.

[Edited on October 23, 2010 at 4:31 PM. Reason : The thread wasn't about me, just in general.]

10/23/2010 4:31:02 PM

^ I thought that was about peeing?

10/23/2010 4:36:07 PM

Maybe?

10/23/2010 4:38:17 PM

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"Yeh but it's bittersweet. It hurts and feels good at the same time."

lol. well said.

10/23/2010 5:05:25 PM

^ knows

10/23/2010 5:10:42 PM

oh wait, I thought he was talking about pissing/shitting with an erection, rather than jerking off while shitting

I have never done that, of course

10/23/2010 5:13:24 PM

at first i thought this thread may have been inspired by Mr. Joshua

10/23/2010 5:16:14 PM

at first I was like



but then I was like



and now I'm like

10/23/2010 5:37:45 PM