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Original text:

"i am so lonely."

...56 translations later we get:

"Sorry."

10/23/2010 6:33:02 PM

10/23/2010 6:36:48 PM

"he's a virgin"

...56 translations later we get:

"Help."

10/23/2010 6:40:40 PM

"I hate UNC"
56 translations later:
"We need members of the United Nations."


"Haters gonna hate"
56 translations later:
"Open enemies"

10/23/2010 6:40:47 PM

"All your base are belong to us."
56 translations later:
"Prohibition Key - white."

"Penis weather"
56 translations later we get:
"Cover November"



[Edited on October 23, 2010 at 6:46 PM. Reason : -]

10/23/2010 6:42:41 PM

"what what in the butt"
56 translations later:
"travel"

10/23/2010 6:46:27 PM

Original text:

"You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons."

...56 translations later we get:

"My game is crap."






"I understand this thread is about chefs, which I am not. Here me out, I may be able to offer some insight."

...56 translations later we get:

"In my kitchen, I will tell you all you need to know."

10/23/2010 6:47:28 PM

"When you gonna let me tap dat?"
56
"If you are using?"

"To me, he look like a leprechaun to me."
56
"I think the nano."

"English, mother fucker, do you speak it?"
56
"Although the British accent or not, you idiot."

10/23/2010 6:48:12 PM

Original text:

"I'm never going to give you up, never going to let you down."

...30 translations later we get:

"Do not miss the best opportunity."

10/23/2010 6:55:36 PM

"You gonna get raped"

...56 translations later we get:

"O"




"The rent is too damn high"

...56 translations later we get:

"Lee, the head crazy"

10/23/2010 6:55:44 PM

"I've got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain't one."
56 translations later:
"Honkanen obese women."

"Fuck the fucking fuckers"
...56 translations later we get:
"Fuck all, I love my hair."

at one point as it was scrolling down it said, "Fuck fuck Satan, I like your hair"

10/23/2010 6:58:14 PM

"i thought this thread was about the Bible"

...56 translations later we get:

"I do not think the issue in the Bible."

meh

10/23/2010 6:59:20 PM

Original text:

"I'm not black if that's what you're referring to."

...56 translations later we get:

"Black I have the program."

10/23/2010 7:00:11 PM

lololololololololololololol

"here is my penis"
56 translations later:
"It sucks."

10/23/2010 7:01:22 PM

"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse."

...56 translations later we get:

"But the application is rejected, he said."

10/23/2010 7:05:37 PM

"Wu Tang is here for ever, motherfuckers"
...56 translations later we get:
"Ohio Catastrophic accident"

10/23/2010 7:08:34 PM

"first world problems"

...56 translations later we get:

"Home."

10/23/2010 7:12:54 PM

"This is just a city boy, born in Detroit, grew up in North and South America. He said the midnight train."

[Edited on October 23, 2010 at 7:14 PM. Reason : just 10 translations, 56 usually ends up with 1 word]

10/23/2010 7:13:49 PM

Original text:
"Consider yourself officially called out you faggot you think you're tough? Then come say the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW to our faces Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when you get taken out"
...56 translations later we get:
"I will be offisyalli released? My friend, the dog can not wait to read the article in want"

10/23/2010 7:14:16 PM

This site is fan-fucking-tastic.

10/23/2010 7:19:48 PM

"it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
56
"warmth or snakes."


"everybody gets humpback whales."
56
"each light."

"my humps my lovely lady lumps"
56
"Most fearediburogu "two""



THIS IS AWESOME

10/23/2010 7:33:50 PM

From:
crocodiles are ornery because they have all those teeth and no tooth brush.

To:
Credit hungry when cleaning teeth.

From:
I suck dick for a living.

To:
Fresh Foods.

From:
I'm going to tell you one more time, shut the fuck up

To:
And hell and back.

From:
Do you want some of that Meow Meow?

To:
Miracle question.

10/23/2010 8:14:07 PM

Quote :

""Me so horny" ...56 translations later we get: "Basic beliefs.""

10/23/2010 8:20:29 PM

Quote :

"CHICKEN BONE EARRINGS"

56 translations later:

Quote :

"NO"

10/23/2010 8:33:00 PM

Original text:

"I like having aggressive sex with small farm animals"

...56 translations later we get:

"I hope it will be positive."

10/23/2010 8:38:26 PM

this is a conspiracy!

translator programmes really do not work very well

2 translations later:

AFRIKAANS : vertaler programme regtig nie baie goed werk
Back to ENGLISH : translator programs really work very well

56 translations later:

This is a good translation.



how did the 'not' disappear from the very beginning?



vertaler programme regtig nie baie goed werk (see above)

56 translations later:

Use


[Edited on October 23, 2010 at 8:58 PM. Reason : ]

10/23/2010 8:57:53 PM

I thought this thread was about the Bible

10/23/2010 9:00:15 PM

"I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania."
56 translations later...
"Sweet Home Virginia trans telankiva my gender."

10/23/2010 10:12:14 PM

"i want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket"

...56 translations later we get:

"How long Skirts, short hair there."

10/23/2010 10:14:26 PM

"Vote for Elaine"
56 translations later we get
"Vote for the ostrich"

10/23/2010 10:19:46 PM

"Click here to buy"

...56 translations later we get:

"Click here to buy"

10/23/2010 10:21:37 PM

Want to touch the heiney"

...56 translations later we get:

"We want to know."

"Five Dolla, love you long time"

...56 translations later we get:

"Pete, I love you."

[Edited on October 23, 2010 at 10:30 PM. Reason : fd]

Original:

I love Justin Bieber.

56 Translations Later:

Hi uncircumcised.


[Edited on October 23, 2010 at 10:31 PM. Reason : dsf]

10/23/2010 10:28:27 PM

Quote :

""Darling it's better down where it's wetter." ...56 translations later we get: "Fluid just to be sure." "

Quote :

""Your love is my drug" ...56 translations later we get: "Nice." "

Quote :

""Will you lick my ass?" ...56 translations later we get: "Really? ." "

Quote :

""I will give you my daughter for fifty goats" ...56 translations later we get: "My daughter is $ 50." "

10/23/2010 10:40:20 PM

"I went to the state fair tonight."

...56 translations later we get:

"At present, the Shanghai World Ekpo."

10/23/2010 10:46:29 PM

Don't give up. Don't ever give up.

56 translations later: Do not be Discouraged Bail


If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.

56 translations: River, cry, think about God! . Every day a little more

10/23/2010 10:50:21 PM

"Why am I here?"

to

"Why here?"

At one point it said "Why are you here?"

10/23/2010 10:58:07 PM

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."
...56 translations later we get:
"Because grid is well better."

10/23/2010 10:58:24 PM

Original text:

"fucking cunt"

...56 translations later we get:

"The Women's Museum."


Original text:

"booger eater"

...56 translations later we get:

"The problem is, John."

10/23/2010 11:34:28 PM

this was on the front page haha:



translator programmes really do not…

Original:

translator programmes really do not work very well

56 Translations Later:

This is a good translation.

Submitted by Sarah

10/23/2010 11:37:01 PM

I was wondering how long it would take y'all to find the one I submitted...I thought it was hilarious.

10/23/2010 11:39:18 PM

Original:

Get your thumb out your ass.

10 later:
Get the fingers in the ass.

56 later:
"Finger in the ass"

10/23/2010 11:41:06 PM

This site isn't very funny.

Quote :

"Original text: "I'm not black if that is what you are referring to." ...50 translations later we get: "Black The'm application." "

10/23/2010 11:45:21 PM

try one... ah not funny... try again?... nah this site sucks

10/23/2010 11:49:43 PM

"they took our jobs! "

...30 translations later we get:

"They work for us!"


ahahahahah!

10/24/2010 12:02:19 AM

"They're climbing up your windows, they're snatching your people up trying to rape them so you all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband because they're raping everybody out here."

...56 translations later we get:

"Possible can, and women can be harmful, such as marketing and the devil to keep the secret window."

[Edited on October 24, 2010 at 1:44 AM. Reason : lol]

10/24/2010 1:44:19 AM

"Never put a sock in a toaster"
to
"E-mailed grilled killed"

10/24/2010 1:48:59 AM

friggin computer double post

[Edited on October 24, 2010 at 1:51 AM. Reason : b]

10/24/2010 1:50:38 AM

"qwerty, asdf, zxcvb."
...56 translations later we get:
"La zkkvbn keyboard, group Tasks airport."



this one actually came out pretty well:

"every user post here at least once"
...56 translations later we get:
"Number of Participants here at least once."



"got a main bitch, got a mistress, a couple daughters, i'm so hood rich"
...56 translations later we get:
"Man, love, and his daughter, and only the rich"

awesome.

10/24/2010 3:04:18 AM

Quote :

""penis weather" ...56 translations later we get: "Cover November""

Quote :

""smoke weed every day" ...56 translations later we get: "The population of the plant smell""

Quote :

""yo dawg, i heard you like to translate so i put a translator in your translator so you can translate while you translate" ...56 translations later we get: "Hi Doug, I know it will not be collected by the contracts.""

Quote :

""fuck" ...56 translations later we get: "Password""

Quote :

""The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. " ...56 translations later we get: "Government end poverty and children.""

that was prophetic

Quote :

""farts are shit without the mess" ...56 translations later we get: "Waste Disorder.""

Quote :

""the plane will take off" ...56 translations later we get: "Wednesday""

and my coup de grâce:

Quote :

"real gangsta-ass niggas don't run for shit 'cause real gangsta-ass niggas can't run fast"

yields

Quote :

"The real cost of bandwidth is a White Paper on the ass"

[Edited on October 24, 2010 at 3:50 AM. Reason : d'oh]

10/24/2010 3:40:33 AM

Stealing a line from the page itself (love the spelling of "obusive"):

"Vote for the funniest mistranslations. Flag obusive ones. Collaborate."
...30 translations later we get:
"Entertainment tone accident. Tell your child seafood. Ltd."

The progressive mangling of a classic--

"So bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing
"This will be the the day that I die,
this will be the day that I die"

...10 translations later we get:
"So, goodbye, goodbye, and led the United States gave me a beautiful Chevrolet West Dam, but dry and aging, drinking whiskey and rye friends, singing 'the day I died, this is the first day ""

...30 translations later we get:
"So, hello hello, I'm behind the dam will have a dry aging Chevrolet rice good results, my friend Ry singing, drinking whiskey, "this morning and died the first day";"

...56 translations later we get:
"Well, a hay, hay, dry, wet, Chase Ross, drinking with good results in one of my second Dams, ships, singing the first time after his death."

10/24/2010 12:46:27 PM