Ok, so:

Breakfast cooked and eaten
Lunch made and eaten
Trip to DC and back completed
Grocery shopping done
Laundry washed
Kitchen cleaned
Dress shirts starched and ironed
Dinner cooked and eaten
Apartment cleaned
Bills paid

==============================================

All of this leads me to the conclusion that I need to get married so my wife can do half of this shit for me. Who on TWW is a single* female, has ample boobage, is moderately attractive (I don't want anyone showing me up, ok?!), and is DTF 3-6 times a week?


*Negotiable

10/24/2010 9:08:47 PM

Yup. Looks like you need yourself a woman, Jeff.

10/24/2010 9:09:47 PM

^ do you have any friends that meet the description above?


Lately, I've just been settling for DTF. That won't work for much longer.

10/24/2010 9:10:40 PM

Can't handle 7 days a week? Weak sauce?

10/24/2010 9:11:37 PM

I mean, I get busy, ok?!

10/24/2010 9:12:45 PM

^ I can handle 7, just not 8 Days a Week.

10/24/2010 9:12:53 PM

^ I can handle 7, just not 8 Days a Week.

10/24/2010 9:12:53 PM

^ I can handle 7, just not 8 Days a Week.

10/24/2010 9:12:53 PM

^ I can handle 7, just not 8 Days a Week.

10/24/2010 9:12:53 PM

^ I can handle 7, just not 8 Days a Week.

10/24/2010 9:12:53 PM

^ I can handle 7, just not 8 Days a Week.

10/24/2010 9:12:53 PM

also


I have never met a woman that wanted to bwn every day. They get sore from the beatdown, ok?!

10/24/2010 9:13:30 PM

i am not married yet, so i cant have sex

10/24/2010 9:14:04 PM

some of us already have

10/24/2010 9:14:16 PM

FUCKING TWW SLOWNESS!

10/24/2010 9:15:03 PM

Like, maybe add a link at the top that takes you to the 'Hookup' forum

10/24/2010 9:15:51 PM

^ I can handle 7, just not 8 Days a Week.

10/24/2010 9:16:49 PM

I too would like to join this dating site

10/24/2010 9:17:58 PM

I heard that marriage only saves guys from an average of 1 hour of housework per week

while it burdens women with an average of 7 extra hours

this is an outrage

10/24/2010 9:21:54 PM

^^I think it can help gay people more, like evan than quasi-heterosexuals like EMCE.

[Edited on October 24, 2010 at 9:22 PM. Reason : ^ STOP POSTING SO FAST!]

10/24/2010 9:21:54 PM

I am somewhat disappointed with the lack of involvement in this thread by female TWW users.

10/24/2010 9:23:53 PM

if i get married i'm doing NONE of that shit

except the cooking & grocery shopping. i like those things.

10/24/2010 9:24:53 PM

Are you surprised? They are all taken or crazy or not attractive or a combination of those 3

10/24/2010 9:25:35 PM

besides, a maid can do most of that for you

you don't need a wife, you need a housekeeper.

10/24/2010 9:26:14 PM

you're not allowed to touch the housekeeper's boobies.....right?

10/24/2010 9:28:04 PM

lol i said most of that list

and i'm sure you can find a negotiable house keeper in this economy

also if you have a housekeeper then you don't have to be stuck w/ one person for the rest of your life. you can just keep getting laid by different women like you do now

...oh wait, i'm guessing based on this thread that probably isn't what is happening

10/24/2010 9:29:51 PM

well, you're partially right. I'm currently in a 45 day trim drought.

It hasn't really bothered me too much, because I'm usually working. But still.... this is unacceptable.




I really think that I need a wife, yo.

kadwackle, do you have any hot friends that meet the description above?

10/24/2010 9:32:28 PM

I lack ample boobage.

10/24/2010 9:33:13 PM

^^ i might

but why would i set them up with youuuu??

what am i getting out of this deal

10/24/2010 9:33:52 PM

^^ But you have such a pretty face!


still, you're right. you're unacceptable.


^ because you've known me for YEARS, and know that I'm an awesome person. Also, I'll give you HTML POWER on TWW. Yeah, tell your hot friends that you're selling their poon out for the ability to post youtube videos

10/24/2010 9:34:16 PM

^^ Brokerage fee!

10/24/2010 9:36:47 PM

^ that is more like it. like i should get $50 every time you have sex

10/24/2010 9:38:03 PM

=





but how.... how would you know?!

10/24/2010 9:39:44 PM

Quote :

"Can't handle 7 days a week? Weak sauce?"

I love you, Amna.

Jeff, I'd help you out, but I'm crazy, married to someone I think you'd call a friend, and busted as fuck.

Woe.

10/24/2010 9:39:48 PM

Quote :

"Jeff, I'd help you out, but I'm crazy, married to someone I think you'd call a friend, and busted as fuck."

Crazy: eh, I like it... and I can appreciate that you are you

Friend: Yeah, I think he's awesome.... Same with you

Busted: I've done worse ಠ_ಠ


still, you're probably right.

10/24/2010 9:41:52 PM

Quote :

"like i should get $50 every time you have sex"

You like being poor, don't you?

10/24/2010 9:44:33 PM

Quote :

"I heard that marriage only saves guys from an average of 1 hour of housework per week while it burdens women with an average of 7 extra hours"

that's only because the woman does all of the things that need to be done instead of letting them pile up like she's supposed to

[Edited on October 24, 2010 at 9:46 PM. Reason : ]

10/24/2010 9:45:34 PM

^^ $100 - $200 every time??



[Edited on October 24, 2010 at 9:46 PM. Reason : .]

10/24/2010 9:45:39 PM

I don't think I like the direction that this thread is turning....

10/24/2010 9:47:23 PM

ask and you shall receive

http://brentroad.com/message_section.aspx?section=99


[Edited on October 24, 2010 at 9:52 PM. Reason : p]

10/24/2010 9:50:59 PM

is that the trash bin or the supar-sekrit place for mods

10/24/2010 9:52:32 PM

EMCE you have the technology, you could do it but not with this thread.

and it isn't a dating site if it is just to set you up with chicks.

10/24/2010 9:52:57 PM

Quote :

"$100 - $200 every time??"

Psh. I'd rather pay a hooker. Simplifies the process a lot.

10/24/2010 9:54:18 PM

Quote :

"and it isn't a dating site if it is just to set you up with chicks. "

Dude.... honestly, I've always enjoyed your posts on here. But seriously, shut the fuck up. This isn't the time for this. Same team man.... same team. Do you realize how many shirts I had to iron today?!?!

10/24/2010 9:54:59 PM

Quote :

"Psh. I'd rather pay a hooker. Simplifies the process a lot."

that is what i'm saying. prostitutional housekeeper

but he still said he wanted a wife

i guess that way she's locked in for life so he can drag her down with him

10/24/2010 9:57:44 PM

^ you are the worst motivational speaker ever. EVER.

10/24/2010 9:58:54 PM

i'm just saying. out of all the married people i know (actually know IRL, therefore not including people on this board, some of whom seem awesome) approximately 0% are fun.

on the upside you guys can both let yourselves get fat after the wedding.

[Edited on October 24, 2010 at 10:00 PM. Reason : .]

10/24/2010 10:00:31 PM

awww compliments itt

10/24/2010 10:03:16 PM

^^ so yeah....

which one of your friends do you not like hanging out with? Hook me up with her, and I'll take her off your hands.

Also, if I had the motivation, and my desktop (which has photoshop) wasn't all the way across the room.... I'd totally photoshop a picture of you and I in the midst of coitus.... just to creep you out.


^ I've got no beef with you xtine. You've always been nice [enough] to me

10/24/2010 10:04:05 PM

^^

^

10/24/2010 10:06:08 PM