qntmfred retired 40598 Posts user info edit post |
a cobra bit me on my shoulder and i died
10/25/2010 6:24:39 AM |
tromboner950 All American 9667 Posts user info edit post |
10/25/2010 6:33:56 AM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
10/25/2010 6:46:47 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
Cowboy Up 10/25/2010 9:08:07 AM |
MrsCake All American 1146 Posts user info edit post |
Please don't die, then who would run this shit? 10/25/2010 9:13:05 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Are you serious? And you told tww before me.
[Edited on October 25, 2010 at 9:14 AM. Reason : ] 10/25/2010 9:13:38 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
I dreamed Nucky was running his operation from my moms house. Was weird. Her house is over 100 years old so it fits in that era. And it was made to look like a rich dude furnished it. 10/25/2010 9:13:56 AM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
did this happen on a motherfucking plane? 10/25/2010 10:08:45 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
So wait, did you actually die in your dream? This is very important. 10/25/2010 10:10:10 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Are you serious? And you told tww before me.
[Edited on October 25, 2010 at 9:14 AM. Reason : ]" |
10/25/2010 10:13:36 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
A lot of people seem to be having weird dreams the last few days. Maybe there's something in the water.
Mine have been all little bitty snippets of bizarre things, but no full-on dreams that have story lines or anything. 10/25/2010 10:17:23 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
full moon 10/25/2010 10:18:30 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
I found this gem and had nowhere to put it.
[Edited on October 25, 2010 at 10:25 AM. Reason : .]
10/25/2010 10:24:51 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
I had a dream the bf got shot and then I did too. Woke me out of a deep sleep. 10/25/2010 10:35:42 AM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
^^ damnz, tail I would dream about 10/25/2010 10:39:30 AM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
i like to experiment and eat things one-should-not-eat before bed... the worse combination gets the best dreams
hot pocket + pop tarts is usually good 10/25/2010 10:41:17 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Tylenol PM is the best way to get fucked up dreams, imo
[Edited on October 25, 2010 at 10:44 AM. Reason : legally, of course] 10/25/2010 10:43:53 AM |
umop-apisdn Snaaaaaake 4549 Posts user info edit post |
...perhaps I can offer you some insight... 10/25/2010 8:44:34 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Maybe punchmonk inceptioned your ass. 10/25/2010 8:47:12 PM |
Shadowrunner All American 18332 Posts user info edit post |
10/25/2010 9:11:20 PM |
jokar2694 All American 801 Posts user info edit post |
i had a dream last night that the snake from anaconda was chasing me. i woke up and had to pee and didnt look too well at where i was pissing and pissed all over the seat. have a good night. 10/25/2010 9:46:30 PM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
I had a dream the other night that we inherited a mansion so big that we lost our dogs inside the house. Like, forever. It was traumatizing. 10/25/2010 9:47:12 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
I had a dream one time that I was swimming and a baby alligator swam up my pee hole. The rest of the dream was just me rolling on the ground with sharp pains in my bladder.
I woke up and it turns out that I really had to pee. 10/25/2010 9:53:35 PM |
PackPrincess All American 10557 Posts user info edit post |
10/25/2010 11:45:14 PM |
Kickstand All American 11542 Posts user info edit post |
What was life after death like? 10/26/2010 12:06:51 AM |
Bweez All American 10849 Posts user info edit post |
the other day i had a dream that i entered a room where Andrew WK was playing Madden as the Vikings and was beating the 49ers 85-30. 10/26/2010 12:10:27 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i had a dream last night that the snake from anaconda was chasing me. i woke up and had to pee and didnt look too well at where i was pissing and pissed all over the seat. have a good night." |
That reminds me of when I broke my leg pretty badly and started tripping my ass off in the hospital from the combination of morphine and demerol that they gave me prior to setting the broken bones. I was waterskiing in the front yard at my place at Lake Gaston with my brother and my neighbor while being chased by anacondas. There were no boats or ski ropes though...we just water skied gracefully through the grass with no external power sources. It was ok though because we were professional anaconda outrunners who had been tasked by the state with the job of distracting the anacondas so other people could enjoy the lake without fear.
That's a 100% true story btw.
[Edited on October 26, 2010 at 12:18 AM. Reason : l]10/26/2010 12:17:48 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
I had a dream where I was GI Joe. When I woke up and found out I wasn't, I cried. 10/26/2010 1:32:14 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I just had a dream that I went to a haunted house that was kind of like one of those murder mystery dinner things, in that we were going there to eat and it was supposed to be a Halloween-themed patrons have to outsmart the wicked servers at the restaurant kind of thing. Except as soon as we got there, they separated me from my group and said they were going to put me somewhere else to "set the stage" for what was happening to the others.
They took me to a big plastic box and told me to get in and threw a big plastic hose at me and said it was my breathing tube. Then they filled it with nasty brown (I think it smelled like bologna) water and told me to get used to my breathing tube because they were going to close the lid soon. I tried to use it but it kept filling with the brown water. One other person I'd gone in with had been put in a box next to me and I looked over at them and they weren't having problems so I tried it again, and was laying there in the nasty water breathing through a tube waiting for them to shut the lid, and whoever the main scary guy was (I had seen him when we got there and knew he was the main one we were trying to avoid) came up and licked my face really slowly with a really raspy, gross tongue. I remember thinking, "I know they are trying to make it realistic so I will be scared, but this is sort of crossing the line, so maybe it isn't actually the show and he is about to try to eat me or something."
Now I can't fall back asleep. WTF, dreams. 10/26/2010 6:21:52 AM |
qntmfred retired 40598 Posts user info edit post |
last night i had a dream that i was walking in some parking lot with maya and 2 guys were giving me a hard time so i smashed a beer bottle on one of their heads
ended up being one of those times where your body reacts to the dream and i ended up taking a swing or two irl
scared the mess out of punchmonk 11/5/2010 8:13:12 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Scary dreams are no reason to beat your woman 11/5/2010 8:55:22 AM |
CassTheSass cupid 35382 Posts user info edit post |
I have what I call "horror movie" nightmares. Crazy people chasing me with knives and guns. I had a dream a couple of months ago where this unsuspecting guy was killing my friends by decapitating them and then smearing their decapitated head blood against white walls.
And to think, I don't even watch scary movies 11/5/2010 9:00:08 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Fareako punched me in the face the other day in his sleep too.
I mean, if y'all want to beat us just beat us. Don't use "bad dreams" as a cover. 11/5/2010 9:06:02 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I mean, if y'all want to beat us just beat us. Don't use "bad dreams" as a cover." |
hahahahaha DAMN STRAIGHT! 11/6/2010 12:26:29 AM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
Lawl. 11/6/2010 12:40:09 AM |
PackPrincess All American 10557 Posts user info edit post |
I wish I was having a bad dream 11/6/2010 12:51:10 AM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
a few weeks ago I had a dream in which my girlfriend dumped me and got back together with her old boyfriend...I wasn't too bothered by it, merely annoyed and a little bit hurt
then I woke up, and I wasn't all that relieved
this was a pretty strong sign that I needed to break up with her ] 11/6/2010 1:06:41 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
I had a dream that our princess was in a different castle. 11/6/2010 1:15:58 AM |
qntmfred retired 40598 Posts user info edit post |
i had a dream last night that I was visiting my childhood home in massachusetts
i was walking around the sidewalk in the front yard, and the current owner comes out and acts like a jerk asking what we're doing. so i get ready to leave and the guy's teenage son comes out and invites us in. so we go inside, and the kid starts calling me names or something. i just leave, then he grabs either punchmonk or maya, i can't remember, and locks himself in his room. i don't remember how the dream ended, but the last thing i remember is going back inside the house with an ax, and a gas container and lighter, intending to set the kid on fire 12/11/2010 8:34:25 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
You should seek therapy son. Soon. 12/11/2010 8:41:11 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
some bearded dude shot me in the chest and then i bled out in a dream night before last 12/11/2010 9:02:33 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
I had a dream the bf and I decided to get married because of some legal matter that was fuzzy in the dream and I had a hard time telling my family they were gonna miss it, especially my mom. lol wtf
After that we got into a small plane, the bf insisted on flying in the terrible weather. I was all
/weird 12/11/2010 9:22:52 AM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148238 Posts user info edit post |
what a time you chose to be born
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42ZcQE7d5ak 12/11/2010 9:30:10 AM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27748 Posts user info edit post |
i just watched homer scream COBRAS for 10 minutes 12/11/2010 10:15:35 AM |
Chop All American 6271 Posts user info edit post |
the only dreams i remember are usually recurring dreams about being chased, jumping/falling from a great height, or all my teeth falling out.
the most recent was i was running from some unknown source of danger and I had an a-ha moment where I realized this must be a dream. So i stopped running and said "this is stupid, its just a dream. i'll just wake myself up and this will all go a....ohhhh shitttt they're coming runnnnnnnnnnnn" 12/11/2010 10:32:46 AM |
BJCaudill21 Not an alcoholic 8015 Posts user info edit post |
dreamt about my ex last night.. but then again i dream about her like twice a week, that i remember. she never lets me do anything with her though 12/11/2010 10:37:50 AM |
ClassicMixup All American 3877 Posts user info edit post |
First rule of t-dub:
Never put.an emoticon in the thread title.
Bad form Dr. Fred, bad form. 12/11/2010 10:42:08 AM |
qntmfred retired 40598 Posts user info edit post |
that's not even close to the first rule 12/11/2010 10:46:35 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
if he wanted to, he could even make that emoticon work
the boy's got skills 12/11/2010 10:48:49 AM |
umop-apisdn Snaaaaaake 4549 Posts user info edit post |
set em up, snake charmer. 12/11/2010 11:09:15 AM |