Over the last couple months in particular, I've personally become increasingly disturbed at the common and excessive use of words like asshole, butthole, poop chute, etc on tww. Typically these are used in a manner that implies intent to insult and thus indicate a prejudice against anuses. I don't think it has necessarily become a more frequent occurrence on thewolfweb lately, but for whatever reason I have become more aware of it when it does happen.

As a user of thewolfweb, I frown upon discrimination, prejudice and hatred in its many forms - racism, homophobia, xenophobia, sexism, religiphobia, politiphobia (yeah i made those last 2 up but you know what i mean), etc. As a user of thewolfweb, I also celebrate and embrace free speech and am proud that thewolfweb has continued to be a place where it is only rarely necessary for a moderator to remove even controversial points of view. And even then, this action is only taken when users decide to express their views in a way that is disruptive and often intentionally malicious to the larger community.

I believe that discrimination is best overcome not by the force of an authority, but by the encouragement of individuals to their peers to reconsider their motives and actions. As such, I would like to merely point out that I personally reject the use of such prejudiced words. I ask you, my friends, to consider your own actions and the beliefs and convictions which they represent. Whether you believe excreting feces is an appropriate lifestyle or not, I urge you to treat others with respect.

Thanks for considering this point of view
Mr. Josh

tl;dr - if you call people an asshole as an insult, you're kind of a dick.

11/4/2010 12:36:16 PM

iswydt

11/4/2010 12:37:14 PM

a rare 10/10

11/4/2010 2:35:18 PM

hey fuck you asshole

11/4/2010 3:01:16 PM

Over the last couple months in particular, I've personally become increasingly disturbed at the common and excessive use of words like dick, dickhead, penisface, etc on tww. Typically these are used in a manner that implies intent to insult and thus indicate a prejudice against males. I don't think it has necessarily become a more frequent occurrence on thewolfweb lately, but for whatever reason I have become more aware of it when it does happen.

As a user of thewolfweb, I frown upon discrimination, prejudice and hatred in its many forms - racism, homophobia, xenophobia, sexism, religiphobia, politiphobia (yeah i made those last 2 up but you know what i mean), etc. As a user of thewolfweb, I also celebrate and embrace free speech and am proud that thewolfweb has continued to be a place where it is only rarely necessary for a moderator to remove even controversial points of view. And even then, this action is only taken when users decide to express their views in a way that is disruptive and often intentionally malicious to the larger community.

I believe that discrimination is best overcome not by the force of an authority, but by the encouragement of individuals to their peers to reconsider their motives and actions. As such, I would like to merely point out that I personally reject the use of such prejudiced words. I ask you, my friends, to consider your own actions and the beliefs and convictions which they represent. Whether you believe excreting feces is an appropriate lifestyle or not, I urge you to treat others with respect.

Thanks for considering this point of view
Mr. Ego

tl;dr - if you call people a dick as an insult, you're kind of a bitch.

11/4/2010 3:15:52 PM

I like where this is going.

11/4/2010 3:17:52 PM

so you make a parody post in a parody thread? have you given up?

11/4/2010 3:18:10 PM

Quote :

"if you call people a dick as an insult, you're kind of a bitch cunt."

11/4/2010 3:18:38 PM

Over the last couple months in particular, I've personally become increasingly disturbed at the common and excessive use of words like bitch, bitchtits, bitch slap, etc on tww. Typically these are used in a manner that implies intent to insult and thus indicate a prejudice against females. I don't think it has necessarily become a more frequent occurrence on thewolfweb lately, but for whatever reason I have become more aware of it when it does happen.

As a user of thewolfweb, I frown upon discrimination, prejudice and hatred in its many forms - racism, homophobia, xenophobia, sexism, religiphobia, politiphobia (yeah i made those last 2 up but you know what i mean), etc. As a user of thewolfweb, I also celebrate and embrace free speech and am proud that thewolfweb has continued to be a place where it is only rarely necessary for a moderator to remove even controversial points of view. And even then, this action is only taken when users decide to express their views in a way that is disruptive and often intentionally malicious to the larger community.

I believe that discrimination is best overcome not by the force of an authority, but by the encouragement of individuals to their peers to reconsider their motives and actions. As such, I would like to merely point out that I personally reject the use of such prejudiced words. I ask you, my friends, to consider your own actions and the beliefs and convictions which they represent. Whether you believe being a female dog is an appropriate lifestyle or not, I urge you to treat others with respect.

Thanks for considering this point of view
Mr. Josh

tl;dr - if you call people a bitch as an insult, you're kind of a jerk.

11/4/2010 3:18:43 PM

i'm getting increasingly lazier with my posting.

Over the last couple months in particular, I've personally become increasingly disturbed at the common and excessive use of words like jerk, masturbater, jackoff, etc on tww. Typically these are used in a manner that implies intent to insult and thus indicate a prejudice against sperm. I don't think it has necessarily become a more frequent occurrence on thewolfweb lately, but for whatever reason I have become more aware of it when it does happen.

As a user of thewolfweb, I frown upon discrimination, prejudice and hatred in its many forms - racism, homophobia, xenophobia, sexism, religiphobia, politiphobia (yeah i made those last 2 up but you know what i mean), etc. As a user of thewolfweb, I also celebrate and embrace free speech and am proud that thewolfweb has continued to be a place where it is only rarely necessary for a moderator to remove even controversial points of view. And even then, this action is only taken when users decide to express their views in a way that is disruptive and often intentionally malicious to the larger community.

I believe that discrimination is best overcome not by the force of an authority, but by the encouragement of individuals to their peers to reconsider their motives and actions. As such, I would like to merely point out that I personally reject the use of such prejudiced words. I ask you, my friends, to consider your own actions and the beliefs and convictions which they represent. Whether you believe excreting feces is an appropriate lifestyle or not, I urge you to treat others with respect.

Thanks for considering this point of view
Mr. Ego

tl;dr - if you call people a jerk as an insult, you're kind of a pussy.

[Edited on November 4, 2010 at 3:22 PM. Reason : asdf]

11/4/2010 3:18:51 PM

well played

11/4/2010 3:23:01 PM

You keep missing this part:

Quote :

"Whether you believe excreting feces is an appropriate lifestyle or not, I urge you to treat others with respect."

11/4/2010 3:24:17 PM

Quote :

" penisface"

11/4/2010 3:26:05 PM

^^it was too long, i didn't read.

11/4/2010 4:00:52 PM

I realize this thread is about assholes....which I am not. Hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight.

I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2011. I have been in this position since July 2010. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each:

Direct Advantages: Immediate knowledge of new technology, no middle man mark up, one shipping bill (paid by manufacturer or buyer of goods), access to larger range of non-commodity items, control inventory, have access to many distributors that can effectively sell their goods which increases market share, and set prices of commodity they manufacture.

Direct disadvantages: Typically have 1-3 sales reps per region (i.e. southeast, mid-atlantic, northeast, etc.) limiting the number of accounts they can successfully manage/cold-call, lack physical customer service or physical technical service available to or affordable for smaller users or altogether, are sometimes not trustworthy because they will go in behind their distributors that sell their commodity to one account in large quantities (i.e. they missed a big account, and have found out about it through a distributor selling their particular product) which leads to the distributor not selling their product anymore, have too many distributors selling the product ultimately driving the set price down through deviations, possibly rely on distributors to actually sell the product, and competition from other direct sources.

Large distributor advantages: have access to other commodities that go hand in hand with other manufacturers (poor example- grocery stores sell milk as well as cereal), get direct pricing, many locations regionally or nationally easing the shipping burden of buyers with multiple locations, personal service either customer or technical, many sales reps that are able to cover a broader territory, access to multiple manufacturers of the same commodity allowing to keep prices in check, service programs that smaller companies can't offer and direct providers can't match in price or value, and experts of many many commodities as opposed to one or a few.

Large distributor disadvantages: smaller local distributors creating price wars (think Michael Scott Paper Co vs Dunder-Mifflin), direct mfg's going in behind and stealing business, limited access to all of the mfg's (you won't find Harris Teeter name brands in Food Lion and visa versa), can't truly set prices because it's based on both supply and demand, territory management, and tough growth prospects in slower economies (this is true for direct as well really)

Local distributor advantages: Typically a good ol' boy setting where the seller and the buyer know each other for years (this does happen at all levels, but mostly at the local level), local folks are right down the street and can be used in emergencies, if the local guy buys at high enough volumes then there is no shipping charge to the end user, and access to both direct mfg's and large distributors.

Local distributor disadvantages: easily beaten in price, array of commodities, array of technology, lack of trained staff, low cash flow, etc etc etc.

This is what I have noticed in my four months, I am sure there are plenty more that need mentioning. The way I am setting myself apart as a sales person is this: I go after the big accounts right now while I am new. The big accounts, if I land them, will take care of me while I am new and building a customer base. The money made off of those allows me to focus free time on smaller accounts that get me higher margins. I build up big accounts, I would like to have 5-10 of these, then get 20-30 medium accounts. If I lose 1 or 2 big accounts, the 20-30 medium accounts keep me afloat while I go after new big accounts. I don't really waste time on small accounts simply because they basically pay for breakfast or something really small.

I will say this, if you can't get a big account in the first 6-8 months (assuming you have cash flow that you can ride this long) you could be in a world of trouble. If you can get one, it will really make going after the others a lot more enjoyable and less stressful. It's simply just very exhausting wasting any time on anything other than big accounts in the very beginning. You work just as hard on the medium sized accounts and see 1/3 to 1/36 of the money in my situation.

If you have any other questions, you can PM me. I hope this helps in the slightest!

11/4/2010 4:09:17 PM

"Ok, what asshole wants to come over tonight and snuggle while watching one of any movie of your choosing,,,

I have every movie that has come out in 3d....plus a million other great flicks


I seriously won't rape you or anything...just looking for an asshole to come hang out and watch some tv/movies with me

Seriously, I just want a warm asshole (with a vagina in it) to hang out with tonight,,,,no pressure for sex or anything. Just no obligation snuggling.


,no harm in that.,,,,come on assholes!"

11/4/2010 4:11:33 PM

Funny till Jeepin came along

Typical

11/4/2010 4:12:48 PM

11/4/2010 6:27:51 PM

tldr

just posting cause I just feel like being an asshole

11/4/2010 6:32:18 PM

What I want to know is if there's any actual difference between someone being a dick and someone being an asshole. The two seem to be pretty much synonymous in the common vernacular. I tried googling for this, but I only got back gay porno links.

[Edited on November 4, 2010 at 6:53 PM. Reason : dammit, t-dub can't handle the characters for the disapproval face]

11/4/2010 6:52:41 PM

Mr. Garrison: Say, Mr. Slave.

Mr. Slave: Yes, Mr. Garrison?

Mr. Garrison: I had a dream last night that you were a real dick.

Mr. Slave: Really? Why would you dream that I was being an asshole?

Mr. Garrison: No, no, I was the asshole.

11/4/2010 6:57:17 PM

^^

i think you're referring to the "smart as shit/hot as hell" vs "dumb as shit/cold as hell" conundrum.

[Edited on November 4, 2010 at 6:58 PM. Reason : dangit post snucked in]

11/4/2010 6:58:17 PM

My boy marko is wicked smart.

11/4/2010 6:59:46 PM

ttt for relevance

9/24/2011 2:37:14 PM

You pulled this thread out of your asshole.

9/24/2011 2:38:56 PM

I posted in this thread

[Edited on September 24, 2011 at 2:57 PM. Reason : \/ Which I now regret.]

9/24/2011 2:55:14 PM

This thread is full of faggots who take it in the asshole.

9/24/2011 2:56:19 PM

bump for Amendment 1 bigotry

5/4/2012 2:50:56 PM

I just entered the asshole of TWW.

5/4/2012 3:15:40 PM

words.

7/12/2013 9:05:02 PM

Faggot asshole mother fuckers

7/12/2013 9:46:48 PM

7/12/2013 11:42:51 PM

You are shamelessly trying to promote one of your own threads Mr. Joshua. I want you to know, I appreciate your effort

7/13/2013 8:30:28 AM

TWW is no place for shame.

7/13/2013 8:56:29 AM

Thank you for bumping this thread. I got a few laughs.

Also,

Quote :

"Seriously, I just want a warm asshole (with a vagina in it) to hang out with tonight,,,,no pressure for sex or anything."

An asshole with a vagina in it? How does that even work?

7/13/2013 10:05:54 AM

AHA, and no pressure!

7/13/2013 1:17:24 PM