11/6/2010 11:49:03 PM

4

11/6/2010 11:50:47 PM

Boob units?

11/6/2010 11:51:41 PM

11/6/2010 11:55:06 PM

A

11/6/2010 11:55:24 PM

remember, many a woman fears the huge letters, so someone claiming to be a "38C" may actually be a 34DD or something

[Edited on November 6, 2010 at 11:56 PM. Reason : DD stereotypes abound

11/6/2010 11:56:15 PM

In what world did that make any sense?

11/7/2010 12:02:08 AM

the system really doesn't make sense

you'd think that the boobs that stuff a 32DD would be just as big as for a 36DD, just with a bigger band, but in reality the boobs are bigger too

it's a consequence of the system of using the overbust-underbust difference as a first approximation to the cup size

11/7/2010 12:13:50 AM

To be honest...I'm not really sure...it's been a while since I've been measured.

11/7/2010 12:14:41 AM

^ at what size does your quadra-boob go away?

11/7/2010 12:17:42 AM

Nonexistent

11/7/2010 12:18:24 AM

^^also without riding up in the back, which means you need to go down a band size and up a cup size

11/7/2010 12:20:15 AM

^^I don't have that problem now. I just don't think I have the right size, things are feeling weird.

11/7/2010 12:22:19 AM

probably a full 'A'

11/7/2010 1:30:16 AM

^.

11/7/2010 3:18:04 AM

Quote :

"many a woman fears the huge letters"

i dont think this is right.
if anything i think its backwards

[Edited on November 7, 2010 at 3:20 AM. Reason : think]

11/7/2010 3:19:50 AM

^.

11/7/2010 3:24:42 AM

I'm in between sizes. its annoying.

11/7/2010 3:26:07 AM

I thought there was a bra for that. (or an app)

11/7/2010 10:04:55 AM

Quote :

"I'm in between sizes. its annoying."

Meaning, when I'm not PMSing I'm size [letter].
But when I am PMSing I'm size [next letter].

11/7/2010 10:17:27 AM

Y'all come see meeee

I'll fit ya

38DDDD here what what in the butt boob

11/7/2010 10:58:32 AM

Niiiiice.

11/7/2010 11:00:30 AM

On a completely related note, I felt my first fake boob tonight.

11/9/2010 11:18:41 PM

Was it different from a real bewb?

11/9/2010 11:20:33 PM

I have felt a saline boob before and it felt real

11/9/2010 11:23:12 PM

I have a lot of ladies that come in post-op to get some new bras now that they have big tits.

Lady last week came in and hers were BRAND new and still all firm . They wouldn't even settle into a bra.

11/9/2010 11:26:23 PM

^

11/9/2010 11:30:29 PM

Yea I know...her poor skin was screaming for relief hahaha

Soon they will be all nice and pretty. She didn't get them too big.

11/9/2010 11:32:00 PM

can you tell fake from real just by looking at them?

11/9/2010 11:40:12 PM

Hooray for real boobs

11/9/2010 11:47:01 PM

Yea I'm pretty good at it. Every time a suspect pair come in I jump at the chance to fit them lol.

It's a fun guessing game

11/9/2010 11:50:41 PM

So do you check dem real tittays all day?

11/9/2010 11:50:53 PM

que?

I fit people for bras all day if that's what you're asking...and sell other shit to rich people

11/9/2010 11:52:30 PM

I dunno, do you see titty all day, nipples and all? Or do you still measure while they're wearing a bra?

Everyime I was measured I was wearing a bra

11/9/2010 11:53:43 PM

wait so where do you work? cuz for real I don't think I'm wearing the right size. but I'm afraid of finding out my actual size as it's going to be something ridiculous and I'll never be able to find bras in the right size again

11/9/2010 11:54:50 PM

I measure with a bra (get the best measurement that way)....but I do get the occasional lady that thinks I measure without a bra and I have to say "NOOOO PUT THAT BACK ON NOW!"

but ladies like you to stay in the room and help them put on bras sometimes. I always go and look at the bra on the tittyballs. Most women will just take their bras off in front of me with no shame.

Sadly that includes old tittyballs....or bags

[Edited on November 9, 2010 at 11:57 PM. Reason : ^saks fifth avenue]

11/9/2010 11:56:53 PM

lol awkward.

What should a right sized bra feel like? I wonder if I'm wearing the right size. Any pro tips when shopping for a bra?

11/9/2010 11:58:24 PM

hahaha boo i can't afford that

11/9/2010 11:58:54 PM

^^^ How many bare tittyballs would you estimate you've seen in the line of duty?

Also, are you hiring?

[Edited on November 9, 2010 at 11:59 PM. Reason : x]

11/9/2010 11:59:14 PM

This thread got boring.

11/10/2010 12:00:14 AM

11/10/2010 12:02:58 AM

There we go!

11/10/2010 12:07:05 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDf1wFiOnwY

NOTHING BUT BOOBS GUYS

11/10/2010 12:08:14 AM

walkman...you can have my job. I would love to quit. I've seen way too many to count.

kate...you can afford our bras girl! Just think of how many cheap ones you go thru in a 6 month period.

kiwi...you shouldn't really feel the bra. I mean you'll know it's there, but it shouldn't be uncomfy in any way. The band should fit low on the back...if it's pulling up then it's the wrong size. The front piece should fit against your body. If it's not touching your cup size is probably wrong. If your straps tend to fall off, look for a bra where you can move the straps in closer (inset). Try to fit it on the second hook, that way you have a hook to tighten or loosen as your tits change each month. Wash them in a lingerie bag (mesh bag you can get anywhere like wal-marts or target) and hang to dry. It's best to wash in a mild detergent like Ivory Snow or a special lingerie detergent. It will keep the elastic and shit in great condition so your bra will last you a lot longer.

ok sorry for all the words!!!

11/10/2010 12:16:01 AM

They felt more firm that real boobs, but other than that they were nice. I was more worried that they would be less sensitive than the real thing, but after tonight I'm not too worried about that.

11/10/2010 12:21:47 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPwmcA_qmEQ&feature=related

11/10/2010 12:26:31 AM

11/10/2010 9:49:08 AM

BOOYAH

11/10/2010 9:59:42 AM

dd

11/10/2010 10:04:09 AM

it is now clear to me that i'm wearing the wrong size bra

11/10/2010 10:10:18 AM